Why why why....did I never have a teacher with wopbopaloobops like that? Why?
Because nobody gives a shit about Snaggle. Its your parents fault for sending you to a shitty school.
On the other hand, there were some nice looking teachers at my school but none that were nice looking and had big jugs. The only ones with big'ns were the lunchroom ladies. I was just hoping they would keep them bastards outta my taco salad.