Two things...
First by Hollywood marines I mean ones that went through boot camp in San Diego in lieu of Parris island.
Secondly, we are a department of the navy. The men's department.
Yeah, that's what I was getting at. Could you ever imagine Cruise and Kilmer at Parris Island? I love Top Gun, bt its fake as hell. They might break a nail. I thought the same of him in A Few Good Men as well. At least Mel Gibson is believable as a bad ass miltary hero.
I guffawed at your second line.