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I Wish All Door-to-Door Salesmen Were This Funny

I Wish All Door-to-Door Salesmen Were This Funny
« on: November 20, 2011, 04:45:00 PM »
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Re: I Wish All Door-to-Door Salesmen Were This Funny
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2011, 06:25:00 PM »
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You'll never shine if you don't glow.

Re: I Wish All Door-to-Door Salesmen Were This Funny
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2011, 07:52:57 AM »
Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.
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« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2011, 08:07:37 AM »
One of the links that came up after it.........
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« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2011, 09:39:03 AM »
Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."