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Re: Tiger Talk Question
« Reply #20 on: November 17, 2011, 09:04:28 AM »
Met him several times down here.  We had to do some work for him.  Hard to concentrate on what you're there to do looking at that.
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Re: Tiger Talk Question
« Reply #21 on: November 17, 2011, 09:23:11 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 17, 2011, 09:04:28 AM
Met him several times down here.  We had to do some work for him.  Hard to concentrate on what you're there to do looking at that.

Did he offer to shake hands?  Because I might have screamed.
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Re: Tiger Talk Question
« Reply #22 on: November 17, 2011, 10:06:44 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on November 16, 2011, 11:57:07 AM

.  The UA athletic Department?  Made a call, talked to somebody they asked for info about the tourney.  I faxed it to them and in less than two weeks I had a couple of balls, some photos and a ton of stuff. Not just from Saban but from players too.  It made me sick.   The other guys had no trouble getting stuff from MSU, South Alabama, Southern Miss or LSU either.  Only Auburn.

You probably talked to Tom. Tom is good at getting stuff.
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Re: Tiger Talk Question
« Reply #23 on: November 17, 2011, 10:12:26 AM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on November 16, 2011, 06:06:38 PM
I remember him quite vividly; his ears were burned completely off his head. He just had 2 holes on the side of his bald head. Very creepy, indeed.

In school, we had a joke about him:

Q: How did Charles Woods cross the road?
A: Stapled to the chicken.

After hearing he was a war hero, I quit telling the joke.

Ours was:

Q: How did Charles Wood burn his hands?
A: Putting out his ears.
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Re: Tiger Talk Question
« Reply #24 on: November 17, 2011, 10:15:02 AM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on November 17, 2011, 10:12:26 AM
Ours was:

Q: How did Charles Wood burn his hands?
A: Putting out his ears.

Other than the eye out for Alabama, I remember something about glasses and a stapler. 
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Re: Tiger Talk Question
« Reply #25 on: November 17, 2011, 10:25:43 AM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on November 17, 2011, 10:12:26 AM
Ours was:

Q: How did Charles Wood burn his hands?
A: Putting out his ears.

OK, I laughed hard at that one.
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Re: Tiger Talk Question
« Reply #26 on: November 17, 2011, 11:12:01 AM »
I'm so going straight to hell for laughing like I am.
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Re: Tiger Talk Question
« Reply #27 on: November 17, 2011, 12:07:35 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on November 17, 2011, 10:12:26 AM
Ours was:

Q: How did Charles Wood burn his hands?
A: Putting out his ears.

That would be the joke that got me in trouble.  I was going to tell it, but thought better of it.  Thanks!
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Re: Tiger Talk Question
« Reply #28 on: November 17, 2011, 01:05:17 PM »
I got a week of detention for claiming he was actually this guy.

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Re: Tiger Talk Question
« Reply #29 on: November 18, 2011, 10:17:53 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on November 17, 2011, 10:06:44 AM
You probably talked to Tom. Tom is good at getting stuff.

Hi, I'm Tom....

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Re: Tiger Talk Question
« Reply #30 on: November 18, 2011, 10:20:49 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on November 17, 2011, 12:39:25 AM
Guess Kaos's post was tl and you dr.  I figured a thread hijack about George Wallace was about as much of a contribution as I cared to make today.
Ahhh, I see.  You're right, I didn't read his. But I always read yours <3
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Re: Tiger Talk Question
« Reply #31 on: November 18, 2011, 12:00:07 PM »
Quote from: AWK on November 18, 2011, 10:20:49 AM
Ahhh, I see.  You're right, I didn't read his. But I always read yours <3

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Re: Tiger Talk Question
« Reply #32 on: November 18, 2011, 03:26:04 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on November 18, 2011, 12:00:07 PM

I read yours too, just can't read everything when I'm on an iPhone supposedly paying attention to some boring ass CLE.
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Re: Tiger Talk Question
« Reply #33 on: November 18, 2011, 03:40:11 PM »
Quote from: AWK on November 18, 2011, 03:26:04 PM
I read yours too, just can't read everything when I'm on an iPhone supposedly paying attention to some boring ass CLE.

Stroking Judge Roy Boy's man meat under the table.
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Re: Tiger Talk Question
« Reply #34 on: November 18, 2011, 03:53:57 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 18, 2011, 03:40:11 PM
Stroking Judge Roy Boy's man meat under the table.

it was hot dog night...and awk brought the buns. 
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Re: Tiger Talk Question
« Reply #35 on: November 18, 2011, 04:09:18 PM »
Quote from: AWK on November 18, 2011, 03:26:04 PM
I read yours too, just can't read everything when I'm on an iPhone supposedly paying attention to some boring ass CLE.

I bet a Tax CLE is a fucking snoooooooozer!
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