Greg, what is the worst sorority on this campus?
Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.
Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode. And WHO wore blackface costumes to an 80's party.
You're talking about Phi Mu, sir.
Of course I'm talking about Phi Mu, you TWERP!
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