dear santa klaus...

[chinook]

four krissmas i wood like the awburn play book to not feeture the scren play.

thanc you.

[Kaos]

four krissmas i wood like the awburn play book to not feeture the scren play.

thanc you.

Ha!  Fuck you.  I give you crystal ornament.  You get switches now.  Like them. 

[JR4AU]

four krissmas i wood like the awburn play book to not feeture the scren play.

thanc you.

Screen, like so many other plays...great when executed, ugly when not. 

[Buzz Killington]

Also, can you please send Roof back to Minnesota?  mmmkaythanks

[JR4AU]

Also, can you please send Roof back to Minnesota?  mmmkaythanks

Love ya Santa! 

[MarkChand]

The reach-around...... I mean wrap-around draw can go too.

[ssgaufan]

The reach-around...... I mean wrap-around draw can go too.

Ya'll better not say anything negative about our offense or JR will come in and tell you how fucking stupid you are.

[JR4AU]

Ya'll better not say anything negative about our offense or JR will come in and tell you how fucking stupid you are.

Why don't you tell us what's wrong with it.

[Kaos]

Why don't you tell us what's wrong with it.

I can tell you for $400, Alex.

We have the worst quarterbacking in the SEC.  Brent Fucking Schaeffer would be a vast improvement.  Add all three quarterbacks together and you don't have half a Chris Todd.  Oh shit, that's dismal.

We have some of the most bizarre personnel decisions I've ever seen.  Our offense has one strength.  Dyer.  He's proven that if you continually feed him he gets stronger as the game goes on.  Two yard runs become twenty yard blasts in the fourth quarter.  But we don't.  Dipsy fucking doodle.

Crowell yesterday had 24 carries.  The other fuck had 15.  How many did Dyer have?  13.  You're getting ass raped and you run the ball a total of 25 times?  I guess that's balance because Moseley put it in the air 23.  But it isn't working.   

Dyer has carried the ball more this year than he did last but that's mostly because of that one game where he carried it 40 times and we ground out a win. 

We aren't making the right calls at the right times.  And the OL got shoved around like field mice. 

None of the excuses work, either.  Youth my ass.  LSU is young.  So is UGA.  You don't see them getting fucked in the ear and looking like Kentucky. 

Damn it's early.  And the sun isn't up.  Might not be coming up for this team. 

[JR4AU]

I can tell you for $400, Alex.

We have the worst quarterbacking in the SEC.  Brent Fucking Schaeffer would be a vast improvement.  Add all three quarterbacks together and you don't have half a Chris Todd.  Oh shit, that's dismal.   Agree

We have some of the most bizarre personnel decisions I've ever seen.  Our offense has one strength.  Dyer.  He's proven that if you continually feed him he gets stronger as the game goes on.  Two yard runs become twenty yard blasts in the fourth quarter.  But we don't.  Dipsy fucking doodle.   Yeah, I have to aree there also.

Crowell yesterday had 24 carries.  The other fuck had 15.  How many did Dyer have?  13.  You're getting ass raped and you run the ball a total of 25 times?  I guess that's balance because Moseley put it in the air 23.  But it isn't working.   Can't argue that either, but suspect that Malzahn fears we can't run consistently either without a passing game, and has elected to try to get big chunks instead of go 3 and out with runs, but that's just a guess.  Criticize if you want, I don't have much defense for it either. 

Dyer has carried the ball more this year than he did last but that's mostly because of that one game where he carried it 40 times and we ground out a win.  See Above...IMHO, the QB situation has caused the whole thing to implode.

We aren't making the right calls at the right times.  And the OL got shoved around like field mice.  Sometimes his hand is forced by what the defenses will give us...they've all come in with game plans to keep our run game between the tackles, and blitz our shitty QB to death.  The OL is a weakness no doubt.

None of the excuses work, either.  Youth my ass.  LSU is young.  So is UGA.  You don't see them getting fucked in the ear and looking like Kentucky.  LSU nor UGA  Starts one Fr. between the two teams...Crowell, the one position where you can function almost entirely on ability and instinct.   LSU is Sr. heavy.   I don't think they even play but one Fr. on a regular basis, a third WR.  Auburn starts 2 on the OL, has one returning kicks, and has 4 more starting or with major playing time on Def.  Excuse?  Whatever it is, it's a fact.

Damn it's early.  And the sun isn't up.  Might not be coming up for this team.

I can forgive the OL play to a point.  2 Fr., one at Center, a Jr. that nobody thought would amount to much, a Sr. Juco, and a Sr. that couldn't even get on the field until his Sr. year.  This group will improve greatly the next 2 years.  But they don't look good now.   Still, with no QB, things might still be bleak. 

Defense?  I see one piss poor tackle after another.  Fr. can make tackles.  Youth isn't an excuse there.  I see even our experienced DBs get beat even when they have the guy covered.  The ONLY time they ever make a play is when some QB lofts a wounded duck up for grabs.  It's taken Eltoro until his Sr. year for the light to suddenly come on.  And it still flickers on occasion.  Darren Bates if flat out a pussy assed punk.     

What's our projected bowl assuming we beat Samford and get pounded by bammer?   Be curious to see what they do at QB with a month to prepare. 

Yoxall has his work cut out for him with our OL and DL in the offseason.