Anyone Following This Penn St Scandal?

[Snaggletiger]

Your pop up blocker says you know squadoosh about "big leagues".

Oh she married me so she's very familiar with the Big Leagues. 



It's just that...well, we're having a little trouble with negotiations and getting a deal done and the season is in jeopardy of being cancelled. 

[JR4AU]

Oh she married me so she's very familiar with the Big Leagues. 



It's just that...well, we're having a little trouble with negotiations and getting a deal done and the season is in jeopardy of being cancelled.

She said you always had to be pinch hit for when you were in the bush league.

[Snaggletiger]

She said you always had to be pinch hit for when you were in the bush league.

Bush?  She shav...I mean, ha ha..very funny.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

Unfortunately, bad timing.  This would be a post of the week even, but Sani's "He married a pop up blocker" wins.  Sad when you bring your A Game, and still come in second.

Makes me feel like Saban playing a higher ranked team.

[AUChizad]

Danny Sheridan guaranteed Paterno was going to coach another 5 years and will win the Big 10 Championship next year.

Pretty much guarantees he's gone.

[Snaggletiger]

Danny Sheridan guaranteed Paterno was going to coach another 5 years and will win the Big 10 Championship next year.

Pretty much guarantees he's gone.

From an inside source at the NCAA?

[Townhallsavoy]

In case anyone needed to throw up today:



Those aren't Penn State scholarship players.

[Tiger Wench]

From the Harrisburg, PA Patriot-Ledger, on the Penn State scandal. "There are the obligations we all have to uphold the law. There are then the obligations we have to do what is right." They absolutely get it.

Worth a read.  It's a .pdf so I can't post it from my phone.

http://www.newseum.org/todaysfrontpages/hr.asp?fpVname=PA_PN&ref_pge=lst

[AUChizad]

In case anyone needed to throw up today:



Those aren't Penn State scholarship players.

I LOL'ed and just noticed these two spikey bumps coming out of my forhead...

[Townhallsavoy]

[Tiger Wench]

It gets worse, altho this does not surprise me.  As old as this guy is, you know this was going on for YEARS.

On Monday, Pennsylvania state police commissioner Frank Noonan and attorney general Linda Kelly encouraged alleged victims of former Penn State assistant coach Jerry Sandusky to come forward and assist the state's investigation. Noonan and Kelly publicized two phone numbers for the potential victims to call in order to contact investigators. One day later, it looks as if their call has been heard.
 
According to Fox 29 in Philadelphia, the number of alleged victims in the Sandusky case has doubled, and now approaches 20. As of Monday, Sandusky had been charged with indecent acts against eight minors.

Sources tell Fox 29 since a press conference on Monday, the number of potential victims has more than doubled in the case.

On Monday, Pennsylvania state attorney general Linda Kelly said the Sandusky case was consideried an on-going investigation and more charges could be coming.

[The Prowler]

Here's something interesting...the DA Ray Gricar, who was the lead investigator of the '98 case, has been missing, along with his computer's hard drive, since April 2005 and was pronounced dead in July 2005.

His vehicle was later found near the Susquehanna River along with the computer's hard drive (the hard drive was smashed and in the river near the vehicle).

http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2011/11/07/why-did-the-district-attorney-in-pennsylvania-not-pursue-a-case-against-jerry-sandusky-in-1998/

http://www.yardbird.com/midnight_ride_another_missing_PA_prosecutor_2.htm

[AUChizad]

Here's something interesting...the DA Ray Gricar, who was the lead investigator of the '98 case, has been missing, along with his computer's hard drive, since April 2005 and was pronounced dead in July 2005.

His vehicle was later found near the Susquehanna River along with the computer's hard drive (the hard drive was smashed and in the river near the vehicle).

http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2011/11/07/why-did-the-district-attorney-in-pennsylvania-not-pursue-a-case-against-jerry-sandusky-in-1998/

http://www.yardbird.com/midnight_ride_another_missing_PA_prosecutor_2.htm

Great googly moogly. This is the most fucked up story in the history of sports. Hollywood couldn't write this stuff.

[GH2001]

Great googly moogly. This is the most fucked up story in the history of college sports. Hollywood couldn't write this stuff.

Holy shit.

Maybe this is why Joe and the GA shut their mouths about it.

[Snaggletiger]

Holy shit.

Maybe this is why Joe and the GA shut their mouths about it.

Silence...I keel you.

[wesfau2]

Disclaimer: I believe the allegations made in this case are reprehensible and, if true, all accused should be punished to the extent of the law.

That said, this scandal is reviving my favorite of grossly offensive joke genres: the pedo joke is back!

A judge is sentencing a pedo for some pretty horrific offenses.  During his castigation of the convict as the worst scum of the earth and deserving of a loss of personal liberty for a long time, the judge asks, "How does 10-12 years sound?"

To which the pedo replies, "Sexy!"

[AUChizad]

Some of the reviews of "Touched" are pretty epic.

http://www.amazon.com/Touched-Jerry-Sandusky-Story/dp/1582613575/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1320853167&sr=8-1

Ohhhh yeahhhhhhh, I'm dropping loads..., November 9, 2011

...of accolades on this penetrating memoir. At no other time in literary history has a biography nailed its subject matter so well.

What I really appreciated in the relationship between the main characters is that they are very practical. We don't read endless internal monologues of what they are feeling.
The way their relationship moves from casual sex to love is gradual and natural. There is a lot of kinky sex, but it's defining of them together, because it shows how they fit together, how they accept each other, how they trust each other. It's a release, but it's also a connection. It's a really moving story, where the author achieves an incredible balance of romance and sex, making us see how these two aspects are entwined, finding the right words.

The author of this book of short stories was a pioneer in erotic literature and personals for older gay men. These stories are rich in the experience of the loves of older gay men, which is a theme that has only emerged in the gay world in recent years. Before, this area of gay experience was unexplored in what was a world for young men alone. Roland opens up a new dimension of gay love.

I was hoping for freshness and originality in this novel because it features gay sorcerers whose magic depends on sex, which is a plot device I haven't come across very often. I felt that the characters were all the same; handsome, horny, intelligent, and amiable. It was hard for me to tell them apart. I felt the sex scenes could have been much more arousing, but, as I said, the characters were interchangeable and the writing was cliché; all the sex acts seemed the same. I would have liked to see different acts associated with individual spells, for example. All in all, I was disappointed with the book, although if you want a quick, easy read with lots of explicit sex, this is your book.

This book contains a lot of information and covers the whole gamut when it comes to being gay. Some of the illustrations provided deal specifically with gay sex, while the remaining information discusses the gay lifestyle. The book is well written, has a great layout and is sensual, and maybe a bit erotic, without being classified as pornography. Even if we are familiar with portions of this book, it reminds us that there is more to us then just great sex!

I know one person who never got touched, November 8, 2011
6 kids. All adopted+ foster kids. Looks like there was no need to ever touch Mrs. Sandusky. So he touched some boys, big deal. RichRod raped an entire program

Completely misleading title, November 5, 2011
100% false advertising by Mr. Sandusky. Not a single page in this book "touches" on how to appropriately gain the trust of young, at-risk boys, and then use that trust to perpetrate horrifying sexual assaults on the very children who turned to you for guidance and support. Almost as disappointing as the first time I watched "Touched by an Angel." Don't even get me started on that bullcrap. I still can't watch anything with Della Reese in it.

[JR4AU]

Disclaimer: I believe the allegations made in this case are reprehensible and, if true, all accused should be punished to the extent of the law.

That said, this scandal is reviving my favorite of grossly offensive joke genres: the pedo joke is back!

A judge is sentencing a pedo for some pretty horrific offenses.  During his castigation of the convict as the worst scum of the earth and deserving of a loss of personal liberty for a long time, the judge asks, "How does 10-12 years sound?"

To which the pedo replies, "Sexy!"

A pedo is taking a kid for a walk in the woods.  They get deep in the forest and the young boy says, "These woods are dark and scary."  To which the pedo replies, "You think this is scary, I have to walk out of here alone."

[Tiger Wench]

wes and JR - you two are going right to hell. 

And apparently I am going with you.

**I removed this.  Rather disappointed in myself.  Nothing funny at all about the topic.  Ever**

[Kaos]

You just repeated a joke aired by one of the dumber Finebaum regulars. 

You have the option to retract it.