I was at a get together Friday night and get to talking this guy who has been with the police here for years and does a ton of investigation for attorneys as well. He got to telling all these old war stories about different lawyers and judges around here..."This one time, we had ole Judge _____ at that strip club outside of.......you remember John Coctostan, well me and him and Art Vandelay loaded up these ole gals one night and...
Paterno sitting around the table with some old coaching buddies over whiskey drinks. In best Yankee voice. "Yeah, you remember that GA we had a few years back? Well, he walks back into the locker room one night and hears this slap, slap, slap...turns out it's ole Sandusky giving the high hard one to this kid. (Laughter erupts) Sandusky says, whattaya doin'? Turn out the damn lights, I ain't finished...and starts waving the GA outta' there. (More laughter erupts) I tell ya', that damn Sandusky couldn't keep his dick outta' the kids." BWAAAHAHAHA...