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The Complete Cam Newton Saga

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Re: The Complete Cam Newton Saga
« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2011, 01:45:39 PM »
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Re: The Complete Cam Newton Saga
« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2011, 01:50:47 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on November 04, 2011, 01:36:30 PM
I thought about nailing a tomato to his forehead but figured yelling at him was a better way to go.

Did you at least make sure you left some seeds on his buns?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: The Complete Cam Newton Saga
« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2011, 01:59:02 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on November 04, 2011, 01:50:47 PM
Did you at least make sure you left some seeds on his buns?

He only asked that his cheeseburger not have cheese on it.
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Re: The Complete Cam Newton Saga
« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2011, 02:01:07 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on November 04, 2011, 01:36:30 PM
I thought about nailing a tomato to his forehead but figured yelling at him was a better way to go. Emotions were high. The guy was slandering Cam. What can I say.

No, you take a dump and put the tom... Oh never mind.
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You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him: "That's a girl's name!" Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.

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Re: The Complete Cam Newton Saga
« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2011, 02:02:13 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on November 04, 2011, 02:01:07 PM
No, you take a dump and put the tom... Oh never mind.

Please...finish this story.
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Re: The Complete Cam Newton Saga
« Reply #25 on: November 04, 2011, 06:31:01 PM »
Someone should be get a movie ready, because Cam's story dwarfs the Blind Side one.
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