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Fuck you po-po...

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Fuck you po-po...
« on: November 02, 2011, 11:26:52 PM »
We're the God damned military!

That's basically what the Royal Air Force's reply stated:

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Re: Fuck you po-po...
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2011, 11:30:00 PM »
Apparently this is a false story, but you know what?

I don't give no fucks.

Read it and be entertained.  And if you're not entertained, then just wait for

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Re: Fuck you po-po...
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2011, 10:06:59 AM »
Why was a Dutch pilot flying a British fighter jet? Did he have an urgent delivery of chocolate to make?
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

Re: Fuck you po-po...
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2011, 10:09:19 AM »
There's only two things I hate in this world.  People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.
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Re: Fuck you po-po...
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2011, 10:13:42 AM »
There's only two things I hate in this world.  People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

You may be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater.
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Re: Fuck you po-po...
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2011, 10:33:57 AM »
I hear that Colonel Angus is coming for a visit.
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Re: Fuck you po-po...
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2011, 10:50:27 AM »
I hear that Colonel Angus is coming for a visit.

You old Carpetbagger!
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