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« Reply #120 on: November 10, 2011, 12:57:36 PM »
Read line one of the response above. 

In order to appease those who said I had to watch it (even when I knew I didn't) I watched it this morning.  It was as bad or worse than anticipated.
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« Reply #121 on: November 10, 2011, 01:06:35 PM »
It is beyond my understanding why Takeo is not on this board? It seems like a natural fit.

He's one of my connections on LinkedIn...shall I send him a link to the board?  Jumbo might want to re-think his admissions policies for this guy.
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« Reply #122 on: November 10, 2011, 01:12:41 PM »
He's one of my connections on LinkedIn...shall I send him a link to the board?  Jumbo might want to re-think his admissions policies for this guy.
I'm pretty sure he could murder us all.
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« Reply #123 on: November 10, 2011, 01:27:41 PM »
I'm pretty sure he could murder us all.

This.

I thought one of the coolest moments in the whole thing was coming out of their piece on Bama's 09' championship, I believe they show that couple and the guy says something about Auburn people wondering if they will ever win one, something like that..anyway, it goes directly to a shot of Cam looking down and gripping the ball...slowly looking up at the camera.  I grinned and little goosebumps rose on the thighs of the young Romanian girl.
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Re: Roll Tide/War Eagle
« Reply #124 on: November 10, 2011, 01:47:46 PM »
He's one of my connections on LinkedIn...shall I send him a link to the board?  Jumbo might want to re-think his admissions policies for this guy.
I almost got into a fight with his security guard in Glendale.
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« Reply #125 on: November 10, 2011, 01:48:35 PM »
Yeah, well, that's obvious.

I remember hearing a Bama guy ran the New York Times, but after seeing that (and looking up who the fuck he was), it is abundantly clear why they have dedicated such a bizarre obsession with slandering Auburn. From Sociology"gate" to Thamel, to Thayer Evans (former staff) to everything in between.

I bet Straight Talese is an Auburn fan.
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« Reply #126 on: November 10, 2011, 01:49:40 PM »
This thread is still going on? I feel like I should be swirling some wine and sniffing some corks with the depth of the critiques some of you are giving this 45 minute documentary.
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« Reply #127 on: November 10, 2011, 01:58:58 PM »
This thread is still going on? I feel like I should be swirling some wine and sniffing some corks with the depth of the critiques some of you are giving this 45 minute documentary.

Merlot or Cabernet Savignon?
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Re: Roll Tide/War Eagle
« Reply #128 on: November 10, 2011, 01:59:49 PM »
Merlot or Cabernet Savignon?

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« Reply #129 on: November 10, 2011, 02:14:18 PM »
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« Reply #130 on: November 10, 2011, 02:20:22 PM »
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Re: Roll Tide/War Eagle
« Reply #131 on: November 10, 2011, 02:24:45 PM »
I'm pretty sure he could murder us all.

I had a class with him when I was at Auburn.  Nice guy, didn't say much, had to turn sideways to come through the double doors into the classroom.  He was a beast then at 19-20, can't imagine what he looked like after a few years in the league.  You know how some guys have no neck?  Like their head just sits on their shoulders?  Takeo wasn't like that, he would have been one of those long necked guys if he hadn't been so jacked.  I tell people his neck looked like a pyramid with his head stuck on top.
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« Reply #132 on: November 10, 2011, 02:27:16 PM »
I had a class with him when I was at Auburn.  Nice guy, didn't say much, had to turn sideways to come through the double doors into the classroom.  He was a beast then at 19-20, can't imagine what he looked like after a few years in the league.  You know how some guys have no neck?  Like their head just sits on their shoulders?  Takeo wasn't like that, he would have been one of those long necked guys if he hadn't been so jacked.  I tell people his neck looked like a pyramid with his head stuck on top.

I saw him up close at the Spring game in 2009.  His fucking neck is HUGE!  He has no neck really, just a head sitting atop huge shoulders.  Fucking specimen.
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« Reply #133 on: November 10, 2011, 02:30:39 PM »
I saw him up close at the Spring game in 2009.  His fudgeing neck is HUGE!  He has no neck really, just a head sitting atop huge shoulders.  fudgeing specimen.

Under Bowden the football team had a little powerlifting competition during spring training.  I remember Takeo won combined weight and bench press every single year he was there.  If you remember the knock on him in the draft (and why Keith Brooking went higher) was that he was undersized for NFL linebacker.

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Re: Roll Tide/War Eagle
« Reply #134 on: November 10, 2011, 04:50:42 PM »
:facepalm:

THE MOVIE WAS ABOUT THE LAST TWO YEARS OF THE RIVALRY. THE END. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE PREMISE WATCH ANOTHER MOVIE.

Goddamn. I don't know how many times it has to be said that this was not, never was, and never had any intention of being a complete and thorough history of the rivalry. If it were, it would be a complete failure no matter what they did if they tried to squeeze that into one hour.

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Like JR said, its not so much the subject matter as it is how they did it. Finebaum, Updyke are the center of the movie. The other parts are just surrounding cast. That was fucking pitiful. And who the hell says this had to be an hour anyway? The U and Pony Excess were both over an hour I believe. You have to understand how this movie would piss off a lot of traditionalists.
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Re: Roll Tide/War Eagle
« Reply #135 on: November 10, 2011, 04:57:42 PM »
Did I quote you? I was referring to GH still missing the point and bitch about how the documentary focused too heavily on the past two years. It's a documentary about the past two years.

As for your point, take it from someone who actually saw the movie, Finebaum and his callers' parts in the movie were not completely central. Yes, there was a lot about Updyke, but again, that was a big part of this film's purpose. The crazy shit on and off the field that has gone on the last two years down here. And it's pretty hard to tell the Updyke story without putting into the context of Finebaum and some of his other lunatic callers. It's not like Tammy got equal air time to Bo or Barkley. They only played a couple of 5 second clips to set the scene for what Finebaum is about to put into context the infamous Al from Dadeville call.

Mountains, molehills, etc. etc.

Just watch the thing or shut up about it. You can't have both. I know you'll argue for 15 pages that you can, but you'll be wrong.

Not missing the point. I know what it was billed as.

1. I dont agree with making a documentary about the best CFB rivalry and then making the premise of it just the last 2 years. It takes a total shit on the rivalry. Disagreeing with the premise is a whole other issue.

2. Even if you do it on the recent events, it could have been done without Updyke whatsoever, and without Finebaum playing mediator. Fuck him. We all know he's a fucking bammer douche. Well, that's not what the movie said. He came across looking like the level headed fellow who has to moderate all of this shit. It could have been done better - PERIOD! Everyone who sees that shit thinks Auburn/Alabama naturally with the title. But what happened was they did only the last 2 years, so the perception is that the last 2 years ARE the rivalry. Again, this is where the premise sucked ass.

Again - we are NOT them. But the rest of the damn country just got some food for their stereotype to keep living on.
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Re: Roll Tide/War Eagle
« Reply #136 on: November 10, 2011, 04:58:29 PM »
Bottom line for me was that I enjoyed a good bit of it, with the exception of the incessant Updyke appearances.  He was in every damn segment.  I fully understand and acknowledge that he's a big part of the 2 year history ESPN was trying to focus on.  However, so were the tornadoes that killed 230+ people across the State.  They devoted one segment to it.  One.  But Updyke gets his own damn show.  Focus on the fat fuck for a few minutes and move on.
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« Reply #137 on: November 10, 2011, 05:48:44 PM »
But what happened was they did only the last 2 years, so the perception is that the last 2 years ARE the rivalry. Again, this is where the premise sucked ass.
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Ok. You're right. I'm sure most reasonable people walked away from watching that documentary thinking the Iron Bowl started in 2009. Especially since the first third of the documentary touched on the elaborate 100+ year history, and even said (through Bo) that history portion of the film "is just the tip of the iceberg...and it's a big assed iceberg."
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Re: Roll Tide/War Eagle
« Reply #138 on: November 10, 2011, 06:27:17 PM »
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Ok. You're right. I'm sure most reasonable people walked away from watching that documentary thinking the Iron Bowl started in 2009. Especially since the first third of the documentary touched on the elaborate 100+ year history, and even said (through Bo) that history portion of the film "is just the tip of the iceberg...and it's a big assed iceberg."

You're not understanding what he's saying. 

He's saying that people walked away from it thinking the idiocy of Legend and Tammy, the viciousness of Harvey and the ignorance of Mark Ingram are the alpha and omega of this rivalry and this state. 

That's simply not the case.  In fact, I submit that the last two years are somewhat of an anomaly and hardly representative of the past 200 years.
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Re: Roll Tide/War Eagle
« Reply #139 on: November 10, 2011, 08:47:26 PM »
:facepalm:

Ok. You're right. I'm sure most reasonable people walked away from watching that documentary thinking the Iron Bowl started in 2009. Especially since the first third of the documentary touched on the elaborate 100+ year history, and even said (through Bo) that history portion of the film "is just the tip of the iceberg...and it's a big assed iceberg."

I actually laughed at this response chizad. Had to. Read Kaos' post above this one for explanation.

I didn't mean the literal length of the rivalry.
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