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May the Excuses Commence!
« on: November 01, 2011, 07:09:50 PM »
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Auburn basketball players Tony Neysmith and Josh Langford have been suspended indefinitely.
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Re: May the Excuses Commence!
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2011, 07:20:20 PM »
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on November 01, 2011, 07:09:50 PM
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Auburn basketball players Tony Neysmith and Josh Langford have been suspended indefinitely.

excuse?  isn't this just standard protocol?
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Re: May the Excuses Commence!
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2011, 11:52:10 PM »
Beat me to it.  I saw that on the 10:00 news and just face palmed.  This program is frickin' jinxed..haunted...voodo'd....fuck'd....framboozled...frickschnickled...cursed with bad fucking luck.


But...they did beat Paine by 26.....WOOHOOOOOO......

So, there's that.
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Re: May the Excuses Commence!
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2011, 09:49:30 AM »
So...indefinitely...like forever, or like until SEC play...

Fuck me, we can't get a good thing going in basketball.
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Re: May the Excuses Commence!
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2011, 09:54:13 AM »
Quote from: AUChizad on November 02, 2011, 09:49:30 AM
So...indefinitely...like forever, or like until SEC play...

Fuck me, we can't get a good thing going in basketball.

We need Mark Richt to corch our roundhoops team.  The Paine College suspension would be severe enough.
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Re: May the Excuses Commence!
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2011, 10:15:30 AM »
Read on Rivals that they will be back as long as the accomplish the path that the coaches have set for them.

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Re: May the Excuses Commence!
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2011, 10:17:04 AM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on November 02, 2011, 10:15:30 AM
Read on Rivals that they will be back as long as the accomplish the path that the coaches have set for them.

Ice cream will be served.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: May the Excuses Commence!
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2011, 10:18:09 AM »
Oh by the way, Varez Ward suffered an ankle injury during the game as well...

Evan Woodberry reports with glee.

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/11/auburn_tops_paine_college_in_e.html
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AUBURN, Alabama -- Auburn announced the suspension of two players moments before Tuesday night's exhibition and then watched as starting point guard Varez Ward suffered an ankle sprain in the second half.

The Tigers beat Paine College 86-60 after building a big lead in a dominant first half.

But Tuesday's biggest news centered on the suspension of senior guard Tony Neysmith and sophomore guard Josh Langford and the injury to Ward.

The indefinite suspensions for a violation of team rules were announced about an hour before the game. Neysmith was a reserve who was expected to play sparingly, but Langford would likely have been an important player off the bench.

Ward injured his ankle while diving for a loose ball. He immediately grabbed for his left foot and grimaced in pain. After going to the locker room for treatment, he watched the rest of the game from the bench with an ice pack on his left ankle.

It was not immediately clear whether the injury would keep Ward out of any games.

Auburn has a final exhibition Saturday against Victory University before opening the regular season Nov. 11 against McNeese State.

While Ward and fellow starting guard Frankie Sullivan (3 points) had quiet nights, Auburn got ample production from sophomores Chris Denson (21) and Allen Payne (12).

Sullivan fouled out after only 19 minutes, but Denson ended the first half with back-to-back 3-pointers and then continued scoring after halftime.

Auburn out-rebounded Paine 47-30 and had 19 assists against only nine turnovers.

Payne is a historically black private college in Augusta, Ga., that competes in NAIA Division II.
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Re: May the Excuses Commence!
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2011, 10:23:51 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on November 02, 2011, 10:17:04 AM
Ice cream will be served.

Well, the man did learn from John Calipari.

Quote from: AUChizad on November 02, 2011, 10:18:09 AM
Oh by the way, Varez Ward suffered an ankle injury during the game as well...

Evan Woodberry reports with glee.

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/11/auburn_tops_paine_college_in_e.html

Damn!  I also would like to take this moment to say: "I hope Woodberry is bludgeoned to death with a goat aids infected dick."
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It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: May the Excuses Commence!
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2011, 10:47:15 AM »
Wow...how does your starting shooting guard foul out 19 minutes in against a NAIA team in exhibition?
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Re: May the Excuses Commence!
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2011, 10:48:15 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on November 02, 2011, 10:47:15 AM
Wow...how does your starting shooting guard foul out 19 minutes in against a NAIA team in exhibition?

Practice.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: May the Excuses Commence!
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2011, 06:06:49 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on November 02, 2011, 10:18:09 AM
Payne is a historically black private college in Augusta, Ga., that competes in NAIA Division II.

We beat a team of upper middle class black nerds. 
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Re: May the Excuses Commence!
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2011, 09:53:56 PM »
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