ESPN is reporting that
is expected to triple the combined total viewership of The Royal Wedding, The Kardashian Wedding, The Appolo 13 Landing, The 1996 Summer Olympic Games, The Series Finale of M*A*S*H, The Roots Mini-series, The Who Shot JR Episode of Dallas, Princess Diana's funeral, Super Bowls I through XLV, and last year's World Cup...in the first 30 seconds.
There is already a major motion picture scheduled for a theatrical release on November 6, 2011 to be entitled
: The Motion Picture
The film will star Chuck Norris and Epic Beard Man in the roles they were put on this earth to play. Marlon Brando arose from the dead for the opportunity to be a part of this film. The film will be a frame-by-frame recreation of the actual ESPN broadcast, but on a $600 million budget. Not only will the film be universally lauded by critics, but the entire internet message board community will universally agree that it was the greatest film of all time, and not once will it be referred to as "lame", "gay", or "worst...movie...ever". The movie will be a sequel to Snakes on a Plane.
It is theorized that
will spawn a new world religion which will replace Christianity as most popular in the world by 2014. In this religion Saban is analogous to the Christian Satan, and Les Miles is analogous to the personification of Hindu Karma. The game itself is seen as when the world "truly began". November 5, 2012 will be known as Year 1 A.T.G.G.E.T.B.P.