When it's time to party...

[Vandy Vol]

We will party hard.

This is not typical Vandy frat party behavior, but the next time anyone is of the opinion that Vandy is not a party/drinking school, you can read this and go fuck yourself:

http://deadspin.com/5854399/this-is-what-happens-when-old-drunk-alumni-trash-and-poop-a-vanderbilt-frat-house-on-homecoming-to-the-tune-of-12000

To keep this short we will make a list of a few of the damages done by our alumni over the weekend:

2 4' X 12' sections of dry wall completely destroyed
17 broken windows
2 broken ceiling fans (all blades removed and glass shattered)
Every toilet in the house clogged with various objects including beer cans, toilet paper, etc.
Paint splattered all over the bar room
A slur painted on the basketball goal, which was also broken
Broken porch lights
5 broken door frames and locks
3 broken exit signs
2 discharged fire extinguishers (sprayed into the rooms of officers and onto the cars of active brothers with more slurs and graphic pictures drawn into the chemicals)

Officers rooms:

Treasurer's room:
All furniture broken with over $2000 worth of damage and his ottoman thrown through his window onto the adjacent roof

President's room:
Broken bed
Desk chair thrown through two different windows (incidentally both the chair and the shattered glass hit our president in the face as he was cleaning up beer cans in the front yard after the tailgate)

Rush chair's room:
The entire contents of the rush chairs room were found thrown through a window and onto the roof of the chapter room
Also of note, on Saturday night an alumni had to be stopped from defecating in the rush chair's refrigerator with a roomful of his contemporaries

House manager's room:
Relatively little damage with the only issue being that every window was broken out

Social chair's room:
It is currently impossible to walk into the social chair's room without stepping on glass as 8 Champagne bottles and 7 handles of liquor were smashed on his floor
His bed was also vomited in and had a couch placed upside down in the vomit

Total (Minimum): $12,000
- Taken from the minimum cost for replacing or repairing all issues listed above.
- Costs include labor and materials provided by Vanderbilt Plant Operations

[GH2001]

Makes perfect sense....it's in nashvegas.

[Vandy Vol]

Makes perfect sense....it's in nashvegas.

Surprisingly, the vast majority of students don't go off campus for drinking.  At some point in time (usually after they're 21), they all do from time to time, but it's not a weekly thing.  The fraternity scene is pretty big at Vandy, and most frats have open parties for all students and guests of students.

And Jesus Christ did they throw parties.  ZBT and a couple of other frats had annual themed parties which made Playboy's top college party lists year after year.

Due to this, I actually saw more of downtown Nashville after I graduated than when I was there.

As awesome as downtown Nashville is, I do miss the days of drunkenly stumbling around on campus and hooking up with lost children drunk sororistutes.

[GH2001]

Surprisingly, the vast majority of students don't go off campus for drinking.  At some point in time (usually after they're 21), they all do from time to time, but it's not a weekly thing.  The fraternity scene is pretty big at Vandy, and most frats have open parties for all students and guests of students.

And Jesus Christ did they throw parties.  ZBT and a couple of other frats had annual themed parties which made Playboy's top college party lists year after year.

Due to this, I actually saw more of downtown Nashville after I graduated than when I was there.

As awesome as downtown Nashville is, I do miss the days of drunkenly stumbling around on campus and hooking up with lost children drunk sororistutes.

Sani hearts your strikethrough.

[Kaos]

What made me laugh:

more slurs and graphic pictures drawn into the chemicals

an alumni had to be stopped from defecating in the rush chair's refrigerator with a roomful of his contemporaries

His bed was also vomited in and had a couch placed upside down in the vomit

That's a party. 

[AUChizad]

Sounds like someone was playing some intense D&D.

[Vandy Vol]

Sounds like someone was playing some intense D&D.

Yes, someone had a level 42 couch throwing skill and a +5 resistance to passing out from alcohol poisoning.

[AUJarhead]

For the record, the fraternity pictured on deadspin, Sigma Alpha Epsilon, was founded at Alabama.

They were just getting ready for the game this weekend.

[AWK]

For the record, the fraternity pictured on deadspin, Sigma Alpha Epsilon, was founded at Alabama.

They were just getting ready for the game this weekend.

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