Guy Gets Arrested At Tiger Walk

[JR4AU]

In your mind, isn't that pretty much anyone who talks to you?

No.

[Saniflush]

Pussy is available, but it requires listening to the mindless blabber that comes from the mouth attached to it.

I would suggest using one for the other. 
Problem solved.

[DnATL]

So what did he do?  He looks pretty subdued for D&D. 

I have been more D&D after Snaggle gave me a bottle of Knob Creek that we promptly drank straight out of the neck at tiger walk with a strange woman on my shoulders.

Woman?  That's a bit old for one of Uncle Sani's piggyback rides

[Saniflush]

Woman?  That's a bit old for one of Uncle Sani's piggyback rides

I'm almost sure she had a daughter.

[DnATL]

I'm almost sure she had a daughter.

Are you saying it was Mrs. Snaggle on your shoulders?  Did you drunkenly misunderstand when he offered you some "liquor"?

[GH2001]

I'm almost sure she had a daughter.

I see how you operate. Nice work.

[Saniflush]

Are you saying it was Mrs. Snaggle on your shoulders?  Did you drunkenly misunderstand when he offered you some "liquor"?

No.  Mr. Snaggle would not have been allowed to be there in the state he was in had Mrs Snaggle been there.  I think Weskie was the third one taking pulls off that bottle.  I have trouble remembering all the details.

[DnATL]

No.  Mr. Snaggle would not have been allowed to be there in the state he was in had Mrs Snaggle been there.  I think Weskie was the third one taking pulls off that bottle.  I have trouble remembering all the details.

Just don't pass the whiskey bottle to AWK - they call him "Mr Brown Licker"

[Snaggletiger]

No.  Mr. Snaggle would not have been allowed to be there in the state he was in had Mrs Snaggle been there.  I think Weskie was the third one taking pulls off that bottle.  I have trouble remembering all the details.

You are correct on said first point.  Although, I was quite the toasty camper at Saturday's tailgate.  She found friends to talk to.  I found a bottle of Jefferson's and coke product.

[Saniflush]

You are correct on said first point.  Although, I was quite the toasty camper at Saturday's tailgate.  She found friends to talk to.  I found a bottle of Jefferson's and coke product.

Fuck me. 
Coke?  Really?  With Jefferson's?  Why don't you just spit on the flag while you're at it?  You want some puppies to kick?

[Snaggletiger]

Fuck me. 
Coke?  Really?  With Jefferson's?  Why don't you just spit on the flag while you're at it?  You want some puppies to kick?

I salute you for your service to our country.  Because you fought for our freedoms, I may not only burn, spit upon or otherwise drop growl on our flag, but I can also kick puppies and mix fine burrbinz with the coke product of my choosing.

BTDub, they just got in some Jefferson's at the local lick her store I go to.  Damn fine ale.