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« on: October 21, 2011, 12:22:58 PM »
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/michigan/autoerotic-senior-cops-plea-435218

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The 71-year-old Michigan woman arrested last month after police found her naked and having sex with a younger male companion in the back seat of her Buick was fined $585 and sentenced to a probationary term after she pleaded no contest today to a misdemeanor charge.

Rita Daniels entered her plea to a disorderly intoxication count this morning in District Court in Farmington Hills. Prosecutors dismissed an indecent exposure charge that had been filed against the septuagenarian following her September 3 arrest with Tim Adams.

Adams, 54, today also entered a no contest plea to disorderly intoxication (and had an indecent exposure charge dropped by prosecutors). He was placed on a year’s probation (like Daniels), fined $785, and ordered to perform 50 hours of community service. 

As detailed in a City of Farmington Police report, Daniels and Adams (who was also nude) were discovered trysting inside the vehicle (license plate: DIVA 145), which was parked in front of a pair of restaurants. The car was rocking gently and its windows had steamed over, noted Officer Andrew Morche.

After opening the Buick’s passenger door to break up the Saturday evening clinch, Morche asked the naked pair what they were doing. Adams provided a succinct reply: “I’m fucking this chick."

Cops subsequently learned that Daniels and Adams, pictured in the above mug shots, had met for drinks at a nearby bar “before moving to the back seat of the Buick.”

However, he seems to have done a pretty good job of it based on her smile.

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« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2011, 12:38:12 PM »
Is she still considered a chick at 71?
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« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2011, 12:40:34 PM »
Is she still considered a chick at 71?

I guess if you'd fuck it, YOU can call her a "chic".
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Re: Whatever he's been drinking, I don't want any...
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2011, 12:48:44 PM »
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The car was rocking gently and its windows had steamed over, noted Officer Andrew Morche.

After opening the Buick’s passenger door . . .

What do you bet he thought that he was going to get an eyeful of some twenty year-olds fucking?

Then again, it was a Buick...maybe he's in to watching old people fuck?
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« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2011, 12:51:53 PM »
What do you bet he thought that he was going to get an eyeful of some twenty year-olds fucking?

Then again, it was a Buick...maybe he's in to watching old people fuck?

They should've locked the damn doors.  Maybe her arthritis kept her from pushing teh lock button.
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« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2011, 01:57:24 PM »
I guess if you'd fuck it, YOU can call her a "chic".

YOU would
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« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2011, 06:46:20 AM »
Maybe her arthritis kept her from pushing teh lock button.
It made it damn hard for her to rub her old bean - but when the parkinsons kicks in, she can just hold her hand close to it
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« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2011, 09:49:11 AM »
Adams was quoted as saying, "Don't judge me. When she takes those teeth out, it is pure heaven!"
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« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2011, 10:54:52 AM »
Too much Old Crow is the only explanation here.
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« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2011, 11:38:22 AM »
Too much Old Crow is the only explanation here.


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« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2011, 02:01:32 PM »

 :puke:
Kentucky Gentleman always a bad choice.
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« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2011, 02:05:33 PM »

 :puke:

Or I could have said simp's stash.
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« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2011, 02:06:23 PM »
Kentucky Gentleman always a bad choice.

I used to drink a lot of that back in the day..........you had to mix with a coke product.
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