I am ashamed to be a member of the United States Army...

[D-Day]

...but only for today. Seriously, though. WHAT. THE MOTHERFUCK? Randall, seriously. It's time to back away from the ice cream bar.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

"Jesus H Christ! What's your excuse!? Did your parents have any children that lived!?!?"

[Jumbo]

"Jesus H Christ! What's your excuse!? Did your parents have any children that lived!?!?"

The best part of you rolled down the crack of your momma's ass and was a brown stain on the bed sheet!

[Tiger Six]

That was disgusting. 

Obviously an active duty soldier, probably in the 82nd or 10th Mountain.

[D-Day]

That was disgusting. 

Obviously an active duty soldier, probably in the 82nd or 10th Mountain.

I was thinking Ranger Regiment myself...

[boartitz]

National Guard. Or reservist.

Private Pyle?

[The Prowler]

LOL.....his belly looks like 150lbs of chewed bubble gum.  I Love the Neon Belt....like, you couldn't see him coming. Jesus!!!!

[Tiger Six]

I Love the Neon Belt....like, you couldn't see him coming.

Now required when you wear the PT uniform at operating bases overseas.  Just another way to keep the soldiers safe.

[D-Day]

Now required when you wear the PT uniform at operating bases overseas.  Just another way to keep the soldiers safe.

Completely, over the top, without a doubt fucking gay. Just another example of a sergeant major sitting around with nothing better to do than make up dumbass rules for a combat environment of all places. I say if you're dumb enough to walk out in front of a moving vehicle then your ass deserves to get hit.

[Tiger Six]

Completely, over the top, without a doubt fucking gay. Just another example of a sergeant major sitting around with nothing better to do than make up dumbass rules for a combat environment of all places. I say if you're dumb enough to walk out in front of a moving vehicle then your ass deserves to get hit.

I concur.  Especially since you have to wear it in the middle of the day, not just after dark.  And what makes it gayer is that at Buehring, you have to wear it across your left shoulder after dark. 

That is far from the stupidest thing going on over here.  Agreed?

[Ranger12]

I was thinking Ranger Regiment myself...

I am thinking more of either Calvary or engineer. Probably an officer at that.

[Tiger Six]

I am thinking more of either Calvary or engineer. Probably an officer at that.

Probably a Signal puke in Cavalry clothing.  In fact, probably a AS3/TST officer. 

[Ranger12]

Probably a Signal puke in Cavalry clothing.  In fact, probably a AS3/TST officer. 

....and walks around with both hands in his pockets.

I can't say much about the Signal puke though. I eventually became one of those when I went into the Guard.

[D-Day]

If you bitches only knew the job I was doing right now. And it definitely ain't anything signal related. I might as well be wearing a tab on my shoulder.

Also... Calvary... Cavalry... one of these things is not like the other...

[Tiger Six]

I know the job you are doing right now, bitch.  I agree, it is pretty frickin' hooah.  Not to mention valuable to the war fighting effort. 

It doesn't preclude me from making fun of you.

[D-Day]

It doesn't preclude me from making fun of you.

You know I'm about to be the same rank as you, right? My how the tables are about to turn...

[Tiger Six]

You know I'm about to be the same rank as you, right? My how the tables are about to turn...

For a short period of time.  I get an early look this fall and my chances, just like hindsight, are probably 50-50.  Regardless, I'll be ahead again by January 2010. 

When is the promotion party? 

[Ranger12]

If you bitches only knew the job I was doing right now. And it definitely ain't anything signal related. I might as well be wearing a tab on my shoulder.

Also... Calvary... Cavalry... one of these things is not like the other...

Hey, you started it.

Notwithstanding, I know how important every job is regardless of the patch or tabs worn on the sleeve. That is why the 75th Ranger Regiment started a support battalion inside the Regiment itself this past year. Without signal, EOD, combat engineers, techs, supply, drivers, etc, there is no infantry, armored/air cavalry, and special operations.

Plus, it is just so dang fun to pick on you. The higher you go up in rank, the more I am going to  . It scares me to think I may be calling you two prom queens "Colonel" or even "General" one day.