Karma, She Is A Motherfucker

AUChizad · « **on:** October 24, 2011, 02:29:49 PM »

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/10/alabama_injuries_cyrus_kouandj.html

First Brent Calloway gets busted for smokin dope, then Cyrus Kouandjio has to have season-ending knee surgery.

All leading up to the biggest game college football has ever seen in its history.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #1 on:** October 24, 2011, 02:34:03 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on October 24, 2011, 02:29:49 PM

All leading up to the biggest game college football has ever seen in its history.

of the universe...

AUChizad · « **Reply #2 on:** October 24, 2011, 02:56:19 PM »

Also senior starting linebacker Alex Watkins broke his arm.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #3 on:** October 24, 2011, 03:01:43 PM »

Holy shit...whatever will happen to the Super Bowl v.1*?

*v.2 is reserved for the rematch in January.

The Prowler · « **Reply #4 on:** October 24, 2011, 11:31:32 PM »

Welp...that's two more on the "out processed" watch list. Brent Calloway & Arie Kouandjio is higher up that list than Cyrus.

No Huddle · « **Reply #5 on:** October 25, 2011, 07:40:21 AM »

Mother faker we suck again!

RWS · « **Reply #6 on:** October 25, 2011, 09:09:56 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on October 24, 2011, 11:31:32 PM

Welp...that's two more on the "out processed" watch list.

Watkins is a senior, dipshit. He's gone at the end of this season regardless of injury.

RWS · « **Reply #7 on:** October 25, 2011, 09:10:26 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on October 24, 2011, 02:56:19 PM

Also senior starting linebacker Alex Watkins broke his arm.

Watkins isn't a starter. Jerrell Harris is the starting SAM LB.

Losing Cyrus will hurt more long term than short.

GH2001 · « **Reply #8 on:** October 25, 2011, 09:13:42 AM »

Quote from: RWS on October 25, 2011, 09:10:26 AM

Watkins isn't a starter. Jerrell Harris is the starting SAM LB.

Does he play in the 'dell' formation?

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #9 on:** October 25, 2011, 09:40:54 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on October 25, 2011, 09:13:42 AM

Does he play in the 'dell' formation?

Correct, sailor.

The Prowler · « **Reply #10 on:** October 25, 2011, 03:33:46 PM »

Quote from: RWS on October 25, 2011, 09:09:56 AM

Watkins is a senior, dipshit. He's gone at the end of this season regardless of injury.

Seriously? Stupid fuckin' retard, I wasn't talking about Alex Watkins (he's not a scholarship player...note I said player). Calloway & Cyrus makes two. Reading is apparently hard for inbreds.

GH2001 · « **Reply #11 on:** October 25, 2011, 03:36:53 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on October 25, 2011, 03:33:46 PM

Seriously? Stupid fuckin' retard, I wasn't talking about Alex Watkins (he's not a scholarship player...note I said player). Calloway & Cyrus makes two. Reading is apparently hard for inbreds.

Well, technically speaking, per Kaos - they fuck goats, not relatives.

Or maybe both????

Kaos · « **Reply #12 on:** October 25, 2011, 03:38:54 PM »

How come the dope smoking Calloway arrest has not earned a single mention anywhere?

Had it been an Auburn signee, Joe Schad would still be on campus dodging rocks and bottles.

How did "Mr. Discipline" handle it? Second chance? Ice cream? Mentoring? Off the team? Pass me one?

GH2001 · « **Reply #13 on:** October 25, 2011, 03:43:57 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on October 25, 2011, 03:38:54 PM

How come the dope smoking Calloway arrest has not earned a single mention anywhere?

Had it been an Auburn signee, Joe Schad would still be on campus dodging rocks and bottles.

How did "Mr. Discipline" handle it? Second chance? Ice cream? Mentoring? Off the team? Pass me one?

He was doing an on camera interview for ESPN before the UGA game last year near where the players enter the Stadium during Tiger Walk on that hill going up to where the student gates are. The Cam stuff had just came out. A mob was starting to gather around the bastard and his camera man. I walked up on it and as soon as I saw who it was, I started yelling shit about his mom being a whore and what not. All that frustration I had from the last couple of days got let out on his ass. There were several state troopers there basically shielding Schad from getting attacked. He just stood there with a smug ass look on his face the whole time. The only thing better would have been if Thayer had been with him.

JR4AU · « **Reply #14 on:** October 25, 2011, 03:57:47 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on October 25, 2011, 03:38:54 PM

How come the dope smoking Calloway arrest has not earned a single mention anywhere?

Had it been an Auburn signee, Joe Schad would still be on campus dodging rocks and bottles.

How did "Mr. Discipline" handle it? Second chance? Ice cream? Mentoring? Off the team? Pass me one?

Dragging bammer through the mud in the middle of a championship run isn't fun for Finebaum, nor would it be safe.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #15 on:** October 25, 2011, 04:04:52 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on October 25, 2011, 03:57:47 PM

Dragging bammer through the mud in the middle of a championship run isn't fun for Finebaum, nor would it be safe.

Naaa...you never try to drag somebody through the mud when it looks like they have a legit shot at the MNC. That's just not done. There's an unwritten rule in the sports media about that. I'm sure of it.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #16 on:** October 25, 2011, 04:17:06 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on October 25, 2011, 03:38:54 PM

How come the dope smoking Calloway arrest has not earned a single mention anywhere?

Had it been an Auburn signee, Joe Schad would still be on campus dodging rocks and bottles.

How did "Mr. Discipline" handle it? Second chance? Ice cream? Mentoring? Off the team? Pass me one?

Call in.

Tell the screener that you want to praise Paul for going to see Robert in Iowa.

Then when you get on, say, "Hey Paul. I hear Calloway got in trouble. Could you speak on that for a second? I'll hang up and listen."

Of course, he'll just say, "You know I heard something. Does Calloway play for Alabama? Isn't he just a recruit? Oh he's a freshman? Redshirting? Are you sure? Alex, are we sure about that? What about you, Dallas? You heard of him? No? I can't really figure out what's going on with this story. Let's just move on."

JR4AU · « **Reply #17 on:** October 25, 2011, 04:19:40 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on October 25, 2011, 04:17:06 PM

Call in.

Tell the screener that you want to praise Paul for going to see Robert in Iowa.

Then when you get on, say, "Hey Paul. I hear Calloway got in trouble. Could you speak on that for a second? I'll hang up and listen."

Of course, he'll just say, "You know I heard something. Does Calloway play for Alabama? Isn't he just a recruit? Oh he's a freshman? Redshirting? Are you sure? Alex, are we sure about that? What about you, Dallas? You heard of him? No? I can't really figure out what's going on with this story. Let's just move on."

Or...

"I don't really understand any of it...it's a lot of nothing, and it's confusing, not sure what it means."

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #18 on:** October 25, 2011, 04:21:34 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on October 25, 2011, 04:17:06 PM

Call in.

Tell the screener that you want to praise Paul for going to see Robert in Iowa.

Then when you get on, say, "Hey Paul. I hear Calloway got in trouble. Could you speak on that for a second? I'll hang up and listen."

Of course, he'll just say, "You know I heard something. Does Calloway play for Alabama? Isn't he just a recruit? Oh he's a freshman? Redshirting? Are you sure? Alex, are we sure about that? What about you, Dallas? You heard of him? No? I can't really figure out what's going on with this story. Let's just move on."

^^^Knows the Finebaum format^^^

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #19 on:** October 25, 2011, 04:39:34 PM »

Alabama's compliance department dealt with this swiftly and it's a non-story at this point. Let's go to Bubba in Prattville...