Official Auburn-LSU Game Thread

ssgaufan · « **Reply #80 on:** October 22, 2011, 06:19:11 PM »

This is fucking horrible! I am placing this one on the fucking coaching staff, and don't give me any of that bullshit about them winning a NC last year. That shit was last year, and CGM has gotten fucking lazy with his play calling and qb coaching. Fucking pathetic. You know Vandy and OleMiss played LSU better than we are. We may get our shit pushed in next week too with shitty effort like this. FUCKING HORRIBLE!!! Good thing I'm drunk, because I don't think I could take it if I was sober.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #81 on:** October 22, 2011, 06:21:21 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on October 22, 2011, 06:03:44 PM

Chizik has to answer for this.

Sorry. I don't accept fucking 42-3 in the beginning of the 2nd half any year.

This is some podunk Auburn football. Absolute clownfest.
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I know CGM took us to the promise land last year. But maybe maybe he should have taken a HC job last year-His stock his going down. I am auburns defense against the quote fuction.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #82 on:** October 22, 2011, 06:22:38 PM »

As I logged in, three more DEs just blew by AJ Greene.

jmar · « **Reply #83 on:** October 22, 2011, 06:24:56 PM »

Too small up front on both sides of the ball. Too insistent on running two QB system. I can't criticize more because it would barely make a dent against a team like this. JUST MANHANDLED ALL OVER THE FIELD.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #84 on:** October 22, 2011, 06:25:58 PM »

Some of Auburn's worst defeats:

1956: Tennessee 35 Auburn 7 in Birmingham, AL
1961: Alabama 34 Auburn 0 in Birmingham, AL
1962: Alabama 38 Auburn 0 in Birmingham, AL
1973: Alabama 35 Auburn 0 in Birmingham, AL
1980: Tennessee 42 Auburn 0 in Auburn, AL
1982: Nebraska 41 Auburn 7 in Auburn, AL
1987: Florida St 34 Auburn 6 in Auburn, AL
1990: Florida 48 Auburn 7 in Gainesville, FL
1996: Florida 56 Auburn 10 in Gainesville, FL
2003: USC 23 Auburn 0 in Auburn, AL (ranked #1 at the time)
2008: Alabama 36 Auburn 0 in Tuscaloosa, AL

Where does this LSU blowout rank?

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #85 on:** October 22, 2011, 06:26:23 PM »

Fuck...McCalebb gets his bell rung twice on the same play.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #86 on:** October 22, 2011, 06:27:53 PM »

Quote from: AWK on October 22, 2011, 06:16:54 PM

While I agree... You kind of set yourself up for failure with all the crazy optimistic threads.

No I didn't.

I simply showed how Auburn had a chance. I always gave the out that we may still lose. I have no problem getting defeated soundly.

This? This is a fucking bloodbath. Not even. Really, this is a leper throwing a turd at a Roman guard. And the guard just smirking.

jmar · « **Reply #87 on:** October 22, 2011, 06:29:17 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on October 22, 2011, 06:25:58 PM

Some of Auburn's worst defeats:

1956: Tennessee 35 Auburn 7 in Birmingham, AL
1961: Alabama 34 Auburn 0 in Birmingham, AL
1962: Alabama 38 Auburn 0 in Birmingham, AL
1973: Alabama 35 Auburn 0 in Birmingham, AL
1980: Tennessee 42 Auburn 0 in Auburn, AL
1982: Nebraska 41 Auburn 7 in Auburn, AL
1987: Florida St 34 Auburn 6 in Auburn, AL
1990: Florida 48 Auburn 7 in Gainesville, FL
1996: Florida 56 Auburn 10 in Gainesville, FL
2003: USC 23 Auburn 0 in Auburn, AL (ranked #1 at the time)
2008: Alabama 36 Auburn 0 in Tuscaloosa, AL

Where does this LSU blowout rank?

Tennessee 1980 was the worst before Alabama in 1973. This is far worse in my memory.
I'm not talking about being riddled by a passing game, I'm talking about a thorough beating that could actually be worse than the score shows.

AWK · « **Reply #88 on:** October 22, 2011, 06:31:24 PM »

Rape, rape, rape... This is pretty bad. You were overly optmistic THS. I don't have the energy to pull up all 36 threads you started...

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #89 on:** October 22, 2011, 06:31:25 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on October 22, 2011, 06:03:44 PM

Chizik has to answer for this.

Sorry. I don't accept fucking 42-3 in the beginning of the 2nd half any year.

This is some podunk Auburn football. Absolute clownfest.

And here is my no bullshit optimistic point of view here:

I disagree with the Podunk football. Auburn hasn't played that bad. We have had a couple of bone headed plays to keep drives alive, but we are just out manned. LSU is honest to god this good. They are the best team in football right now.

It's why I have said all along that auburn lathes up better with Alabama than they do LSU. LSU has no weakness. They pound you and pound you and end up beating your ass and there is nothing you can do about it. I will actually be surprised if Alabama beats LSU. If LSU doesn't give the game away, I don't think Alabama has much of a chance...

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #90 on:** October 22, 2011, 06:36:21 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on October 22, 2011, 06:27:53 PM

No I didn't.

I simply showed how Auburn had a chance. I always gave the out that we may still lose. I have no problem getting defeated soundly.

This? This is a fucking bloodbath. Not even. Really, this is a leper throwing a turd at a Roman guard. And the guard just smirking.

Um...no prowler...

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #91 on:** October 22, 2011, 06:37:02 PM »

Defense has made waaay too many boneheaded plays, but the offense never had a chance. The tackles still haven't blocked anybody.

CCTAU · « **Reply #92 on:** October 22, 2011, 06:38:18 PM »

I can't blame these guys, I wouldnt want to return any kind of kick against LSU today either. They taste blood.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #93 on:** October 22, 2011, 06:40:42 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 22, 2011, 06:37:02 PM

Defense has made waaay too many boneheaded plays, but the offense never had a chance. The tackles still haven't blocked anybody.

Thats alright, our tacklers haven't tackled anybody. Off to downtown for a festival Via la BEER.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #94 on:** October 22, 2011, 06:47:58 PM »

Quote from: ssgaufan on October 22, 2011, 06:19:11 PM

This is fucking horrible! I am placing this one on the fucking coaching staff, and don't give me any of that bullshit about them winning a NC last year. That shit was last year, and CGM has gotten fucking lazy with his play calling and qb coaching. Fucking pathetic. You know Vandy and OleMiss played LSU better than we are. We may get our shit pushed in next week too with shitty effort like this. FUCKING HORRIBLE!!! Good thing I'm drunk, because I don't think I could take it if I was sober.

Step away from the keyboard...that is a ridiculous post...

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #95 on:** October 22, 2011, 06:48:35 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 22, 2011, 06:40:42 PM

Thats alright, our tacklers haven't tackled anybody. Off to downtown for a festival Via la BEER.

What festival?

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #96 on:** October 22, 2011, 06:50:02 PM »

If you fuckers would have been realistic coming in to the game, you would not be pissed right now. You would be drunk and content instead of drunk and pissed...

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #97 on:** October 22, 2011, 06:52:29 PM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on October 22, 2011, 06:48:35 PM

What festival?

Taste of Plano, Old town Plano, Outside food, beer vendors (did I say beer vendors?) Nice night in North Texas to get out and relax. ( Beer) and forget what I have seen.

Also Mustang out of the shop. (kaos unhappy)

jmar · « **Reply #98 on:** October 22, 2011, 06:53:26 PM »

Man you guys just enjoy the evening. We got our asses kicked but they didn't kill us. Haven't you ever brawled with someone and shared a six pack with them afterwards? Well that's kinda of what it's like...live for another day.
Such is life.
I'm firing up the grill, downing a few more pale ales and wiping the slate clean for next week.

JR4AU · « **Reply #99 on:** October 22, 2011, 07:04:04 PM »

Quote from: ssgaufan on October 22, 2011, 06:19:11 PM

This is fucking horrible! I am placing this one on the fucking coaching staff, and don't give me any of that bullshit about them winning a NC last year. That shit was last year, and CGM has gotten fucking lazy with his play calling and qb coaching. Fucking pathetic. You know Vandy and OleMiss played LSU better than we are. We may get our shit pushed in next week too with shitty effort like this. FUCKING HORRIBLE!!! Good thing I'm drunk, because I don't think I could take it if I was sober.

It was an epic failure. And, yes, it's on the coaches, players, Offense, Defense, Special Teams, every phase. The bolded part? You don't know any of that. Other than that, It was an epic failure when they knew they had to come to play mistake free football. Poor mental effort all the way around.