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Moseley's `got a little bit of the gunslinger in him

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Re: Moseley's `got a little bit of the gunslinger in him
« Reply #20 on: October 19, 2011, 12:58:58 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 19, 2011, 12:57:08 PM
Ben Gay

Why didn't Mrs. Franklin have any kids?

Blazing Saddles.
What do they put on horses at the Preparation H Ranch?
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Re: Moseley's `got a little bit of the gunslinger in him
« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2011, 01:03:36 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 19, 2011, 12:58:58 PM
Blazing Saddles.
What do they put on horses at the Preparation H Ranch?

Hickory Dickory Dock

Who do you go to if you have a pain in your hickory dickory?
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Re: Moseley's `got a little bit of the gunslinger in him
« Reply #22 on: October 19, 2011, 01:23:26 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 19, 2011, 01:03:36 PM
Hickory Dickory Dock

Who do you go to if you have a pain in your hickory dickory?

Deep freeze.
Name an Eskimo porno film.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Moseley's `got a little bit of the gunslinger in him
« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2011, 01:25:56 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 19, 2011, 01:23:26 PM
Deep freeze.
Name an Eskimo porno film.

Rub-a-dub-dub

What does a masseuse do to your dub dub?
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Re: Moseley's `got a little bit of the gunslinger in him
« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2011, 01:27:33 PM »
I guess you really are that stupid.  No need for an explanation.
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Re: Moseley's `got a little bit of the gunslinger in him
« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2011, 01:34:02 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 19, 2011, 01:25:56 PM
Rub-a-dub-dub

What does a masseuse do to your dub dub?

Sissss, Boooom, Baaaaah!
Describe the sound you hear when a sheep blows up!!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Moseley's `got a little bit of the gunslinger in him
« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2011, 01:34:17 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 19, 2011, 01:27:33 PM
I guess you really are that stupid.  No need for an explanation.

I is not.
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Re: Moseley's `got a little bit of the gunslinger in him
« Reply #27 on: October 19, 2011, 01:37:03 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 19, 2011, 01:34:02 PM
Sissss, Boooom, Baaaaah!
Describe the sound you hear when a sheep blows up!!

Igloo

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Re: Moseley's `got a little bit of the gunslinger in him
« Reply #28 on: October 19, 2011, 01:38:54 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 19, 2011, 01:37:03 PM
Igloo

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Ben Gay.
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Re: Moseley's `got a little bit of the gunslinger in him
« Reply #29 on: October 19, 2011, 01:42:46 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 19, 2011, 01:38:54 PM

Ben Gay.
Why didn't Mrs. Franklin have any kids?

Snaggle is not gonna be happy with you.
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Re: Moseley's `got a little bit of the gunslinger in him
« Reply #30 on: October 19, 2011, 01:47:39 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 19, 2011, 01:38:54 PM

Ben Gay.
Why didn't Mrs. Franklin have any kids?

Ooooohhhh....I'm sorry.  That was used a few posts back.  Apparently, you are that stupid.  But, we've got some nice parting gifts for you.  Johnny, tell em' what they've won.
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Re: Moseley's `got a little bit of the gunslinger in him
« Reply #31 on: October 19, 2011, 01:51:07 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 19, 2011, 01:47:39 PM
Ooooohhhh....I'm sorry.  That was used a few posts back.  Apparently, you are that stupid.  But, we've got some nice parting gifts for you.  Johnny, tell em' what they've won.

Apparently I am.


Until he gets caught.
How long does a United States Congressman serve?
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Re: Moseley's `got a little bit of the gunslinger in him
« Reply #32 on: October 19, 2011, 01:53:02 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 19, 2011, 01:51:07 PM
Apparently I am.


Until he gets caught.
How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Dustin Hoffman

Describe someone cleaning their Hoffman
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Re: Moseley's `got a little bit of the gunslinger in him
« Reply #33 on: October 19, 2011, 01:56:04 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 19, 2011, 01:53:02 PM
Dustin Hoffman

Describe someone cleaning their Hoffman

Christopher Walken.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
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Re: Moseley's `got a little bit of the gunslinger in him
« Reply #34 on: October 19, 2011, 02:11:40 PM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on October 19, 2011, 01:56:04 PM
Christopher Walken.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Rose Bowl

What do you say when it's Rose's turn at the bowling alley.
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Re: Moseley's `got a little bit of the gunslinger in him
« Reply #35 on: October 19, 2011, 02:14:39 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 19, 2011, 02:11:40 PM
Rose Bowl

What do you say when it's Rose's turn at the bowling alley.

A, B, C, D, E, F, G.
What were some of the earlier forms of Preparation H?
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Re: Moseley's `got a little bit of the gunslinger in him
« Reply #36 on: October 19, 2011, 02:25:56 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 19, 2011, 02:14:39 PM
A, B, C, D, E, F, G.
What were some of the earlier forms of Preparation H?

Pork chops.

What would happen if you crossed a pig with a black belt in karate?
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Re: Moseley's `got a little bit of the gunslinger in him
« Reply #37 on: October 19, 2011, 02:57:33 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 19, 2011, 01:34:17 PM
I is not.

     Well at least he didn't call you a fuckstick,  that one really stings.
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Re: Moseley's `got a little bit of the gunslinger in him
« Reply #38 on: October 19, 2011, 03:08:41 PM »
Quote from: Hogwally on October 19, 2011, 02:57:33 PM
     Well at least he didn't call you a fuckstick,  that one really stings.

What the hell are you talking about fuckstick?
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Re: Moseley's `got a little bit of the gunslinger in him
« Reply #39 on: October 19, 2011, 04:05:27 PM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on October 19, 2011, 02:25:56 PM
Pork chops.

What would happen if you crossed a pig with a black belt in karate?

David Frost

On a cold morning, what forms on your David?
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