Taking up Snaggies slack.

[ssgaufan]

Since Snaggie seems to be sitting on his hands, I'm going to start the prediction thread.

Tigers vs Tigers.  This will be one extreme or the other.  Either we show up and make a ball game out of it, and come away with a close win, or we get blown the hell out of Death Valley.  The Mad Hatter will eat some grass and wonder why anybody would want to smoke something that tastes so good, then he will give us a classic Les Miles moment like a trick play that hopefully bounces our way.  Mosely will take some hits and throw an INT, but what he gains in experience will be well worth it.  After facing a defense like LSU's, OlePiss will look like a junior high team out there.  I'm going with the first senario and AU walks out of Death Valley with a 24-20 win.

Tide vs Volunteers.  This one should actually be a snoozefest.  UT's best offensive threats are all out with injuries and bama's rentals are still pretty healthy.  We could see a UT effort like 09 but I doubt it.  Tide wins easy, 49-12.

[Snaggletiger]

I beg your pardon.  Both hands were occupied with the new Victoria's Secret panties catalog. 

Tigers vs. Geaux Feaux Tigers.....If Blake is back and at least 93.41% healthy, the real Tigers have a shot.  If not, they have no reason to respect the pass and LSU stays in Moseley's grill all afternoon.  I think a whole bunch of things have to go right for us and wrong for them to pull off the upset.  Turnovers, penalties, a punt or two off the side of the foot...if not, corndogs celebrate.

Bama/UT....laugher.  The biggest bowl of Cheetoes empties early.

[Townhallsavoy]

Aubie - Winner
Mike - Loser

Auburn takes advantage of Ware's absence to stuff the run putting the game in Jarrett Lee's hands.  Without the threat of a rushing attack, Lee has to make quick decisions but fails to do so.  This is not because he hasn't proven himself yet this year.  This will mostly be due to tremendous punt coverage led by Stephan Clark's high air-time, long distance punts and perfect long snapping from Josh Harris. 

Auburn's offense has to get lucky with the passing game.  Benton has to catch a few down field.  Or Stallworth has to catch a few down field.  Or Carr.  Or Blake.  Or Lutz.  Someone has to make a reception down field to take the pressure off of Moseley.  This will open up the run game just enough for Dyer and OMac to do their thing.  Tre Mason is back and will provide an extra wrinkle keeping that overly-aggressive defensive line honest. 

Terminators - 38
Voluneering to Lose - 6

Boring.  Typical.  Alabama doesn't do a lot in the first half until Tennessee starts making mistakes.  The ball bounces directly into Alabama's hands, and Trent Richardson wears down Tennessee's defense for a nice 120+ yard day.  The defense continues to garner attention for their unmovable line of scrimmage, and Alabama heads into the bye week with a ridiculous amount of inflated hype. 

[DnATL]

I beg your pardon.  Both hands were occupied with the new Victoria's Secret panties catalog. 

He really has to tug and pull with both hands to get that thong in there

Bama/UT....laugher.  The biggest bowl of Cheetoes empties early.

It'll be empty all day - the game's in turdtown

[djsimp]

AU/LSU - Auburn wins by a field goal.

LSU has no real game tape of Moseley to use in preparation.
LSU is looking past Auburn
LSU has a synthetic weed addiction
When is the last time LSU beat Auburn in the daytime?

bama/Vols - Seriously?

[Snaggletiger]

He really has to tug and pull with both hands to get that thong in there
It'll be empty all day - the game's in turdtown

Damn you and your cursed facts.

[wesfau2]

I hate to be Debbie Downer, but you guys are setting yourselves up for a bitter disappointment.

LSU's defense is going to push Moseley's shit in all day.  Ugly loss.  Start drinking early.

[GH2001]

I hate to be Debbie Downer, but you guys are setting yourselves up for a bitter disappointment.

LSU's defense is going to push Moseley's shit in all day.  Ugly loss.  Start drinking early.

Kind of my thought too Wes. This is why I am not All In on this one just yet. I want to be as optimistic as my fellow X'ers here but just can't seem to get quite to the THS/Chizad level. I really really hope I am wrong and they are right. Would be glad to eat crow for a victory.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

Ya'll are just some no Creed readin' haters.

[AUTiger1]

On Monday - Wed, I thought, "fuck this week, I don't want to watch, we are going to get killed"  then yesterday I have been getting a feeling that we might pull an upset.  Maybe the fact that I am sipping on the same kool-aid as THS and the talking heads claiming Nov 5 as the title game and me wanting to see us fuck it up, but something is stirring in me and I don't feel like it's going to be a blowout.   

[Tiger Wench]

I hate to be Debbie Downer, but you guys are setting yourselves up for a bitter disappointment.

LSU's defense is going to push Moseley's shit in all day.  Ugly loss.  Start drinking early.

Kind of my thought too Wes. This is why I am not All In on this one just yet. I want to be as optimistic as my fellow X'ers here but just can't seem to get quite to the THS/Chizad level. I really really hope I am wrong and they are right. Would be glad to eat crow for a victory.

Saved me the trouble of typing.  Moseley won't be the only one blitzed out of his skull tomorrow.  I plan to get toasted and stay toasted.  #clubseatsrule

[Snaggletiger]

I thought the drinking early thing was a given anyway.

[AWK]

Saved me the trouble of typing.  Moseley won't be the only one blitzed out of his skull tomorrow. I plan to get toasted and stay toasted. #clubseatsrule

Same here ma'am.

[RWS]

I thought the drinking early thing was a given anyway.

Yeah, I'm not so sure why that has to be associated only with losing a game.

[Kaos]

I rarely dream games.  I dreamed the end.  Had missed the entire game, expecting a loss. I walked into a greasy spoon restaurant/diner with the game showing on an old TV above the bar.  I get to see the last play of the game.  Four seconds left, LSU needs a touchdown.  Jefferson is the QB, LSU is at about the eight.

Wide open LSU receiver bobbles the ball in the endzone on the last play of the game, gets leveled by 22.  Ball falls out.  There is a review. I watch replay after replay.  Ball. Receiver. Bobble. Hit.  But does he hold on just long enough to count? No.  It is conclusive.

I hear the announcer.,

The Auburn Tigers have done it. They've come into Death Valley and upset number one LSU. 


That said?  It was just a dream.  I don't expect us to be able to score more than 10 even though I think the defense will do a credible job and hold LSU to something in the 21-24 range (until LSU is presented with an opportunity inside the two minute mark and they stick another one on the board for perception purposes. )

[GH2001]

I hate to be Debbie Downer, but you guys are setting yourselves up for a bitter disappointment.

LSU's defense is going to push Moseley's shit in all day.  Ugly loss.  Start drinking early.

To Wes, for not dipping into the pail with Jim Jones.

 

[Jumbo]

I hate to be Debbie Downer, but you guys are setting yourselves up for a bitter disappointment.

LSU's defense is going to push Moseley's shit in all day.  Ugly loss.  Start drinking early.

The Koosie theif knows.

[Townhallsavoy]

That said?  It was just a dream.  I don't expect us to be able to score more than 10 even though I think the defense will do a credible job and hold LSU to something in the 21-24 range (until LSU is presented with an opportunity inside the two minute mark and they stick another one on the board for perception purposes. )

I think you win the prize. 

45 minus the pick 6 = 38.

38 minus the garbage touchdown after Tre Mason's fumble = 31. 

We scored 10 points.