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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #20 on: May 29, 2008, 10:39:24 AM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on May 29, 2008, 10:14:08 AM
A little.  I am thinking of opening an "On Tap" here.  Think it would fly? 

It would be just like the ones in B'ham.  You wouldn't show up when the posse is there.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #21 on: May 29, 2008, 10:54:54 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 29, 2008, 10:39:24 AM
It would be just like the ones in B'ham.  You wouldn't show up when the posse is there.

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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #22 on: May 29, 2008, 11:45:17 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 29, 2008, 10:39:24 AM
It would be just like the ones in B'ham.  You wouldn't show up when the posse is there.
Bullshit.  You can ask the B'ham gang.  I have bought many a beer at that place.
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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #23 on: May 29, 2008, 11:47:35 AM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on May 29, 2008, 11:45:17 AM
Bullshit.  You can ask the B'ham gang.  I have bought many a beer at that place.

I can only judge by my own experience.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #24 on: May 29, 2008, 11:50:13 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 29, 2008, 11:47:35 AM
I can only judge by my own experience.
Who blew me off for lunch in the ATL back in February?  Lurking Tiger came through and bought me a burger at The Vortex.  Where were you?
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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #25 on: May 29, 2008, 12:17:47 PM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on May 29, 2008, 11:50:13 AM
Who blew me off for lunch in the ATL back in February?  Lurking Tiger came through and bought me a burger at The Vortex.  Where were you?
I can answer that, X-Box live or getting head in a parking garage.
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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #26 on: May 29, 2008, 12:19:39 PM »
Quote from: AWK on May 29, 2008, 12:17:47 PM
I can answer that, X-Box live or getting head in a parking garage.

Parking garage head is way better than having lunch with 2 dudes...

Just saying...
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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #27 on: May 29, 2008, 12:23:33 PM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on May 29, 2008, 12:19:39 PM
Parking garage head is way better than having lunch with 2 dudes...

Just saying...
Not really, considering it was some homeless guy he picked up in Centennial Park.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #28 on: May 29, 2008, 12:25:46 PM »
Quote from: AWK on May 29, 2008, 12:23:33 PM
Not really, considering it was some homeless guy he picked up in Centennial Park.

I stand corrected...
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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #29 on: May 29, 2008, 01:15:10 PM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on May 29, 2008, 11:50:13 AM
Who blew me off for lunch in the ATL back in February?  Lurking Tiger came through and bought me a burger at The Vortex.  Where were you?

Touche'. 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #30 on: May 29, 2008, 01:15:50 PM »
Quote from: AWK on May 29, 2008, 12:23:33 PM
Not really, considering it was some homeless guy he picked up in Centennial Park.

A mouth is a mouth.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #31 on: May 29, 2008, 01:16:36 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 29, 2008, 01:15:10 PM
Touche'. 

Howard speechless?  wes, I need a ruling.  Is this a first?
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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #32 on: May 29, 2008, 01:20:01 PM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on May 29, 2008, 01:16:36 PM
Howard speechless?  wes, I need a ruling.  Is this a first?

The staff at the Destin Bluepoint says....


YES.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #33 on: May 29, 2008, 01:21:11 PM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on May 29, 2008, 01:16:36 PM
Howard speechless?  wes, I need a ruling.  Is this a first?

I was going to draw a comparison based on the amount of forewarning each party had prior to each event  but I felt I should just let you feel good and kiss my ass when your socks get there.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #34 on: May 29, 2008, 02:32:14 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 29, 2008, 01:21:11 PM
I was going to draw a comparison based on the amount of forewarning each party had prior to each event  but I felt I should just let you feel good and kiss my ass when your socks get there.

Touche'. 

I owe ya one, buddy!
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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #35 on: May 29, 2008, 02:53:14 PM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on May 29, 2008, 02:32:14 PM
Touche'. 

I owe ya one, buddy!

We'll see if the Navy fags intercept your socks before you are grateful.  Where the fuck has Adam been?  I need his address as well for a sock shipment.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #36 on: May 29, 2008, 02:57:40 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 29, 2008, 01:15:50 PM
A mouth is a mouth.
Are you paraphrasing Kipling?

A mouf is but a mouf, but a good hummer is a Blow
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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #37 on: May 29, 2008, 03:08:26 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 29, 2008, 02:53:14 PM
We'll see if the Navy fags intercept your socks before you are grateful.  Where the fuck has Adam been?  I need his address as well for a sock shipment.

Don't know.  He posted today or yesterday and I sent him an email today.  I haven't checked back to see if he answered because I sent it on the SIPR net, which is a pain in the ass.
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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #38 on: May 30, 2008, 07:08:10 AM »
Major I need both you and Stanleys address!
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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #39 on: May 30, 2008, 07:09:53 AM »
Whats the best way to send booze with it actually making in to Iraq?
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