What will it take to win?

[Townhallsavoy]

I'm hopped up on cold medicine, but I've pretty much reached the point of no return.  I think Auburn pulls the upset. 

If you were gameplanning for the LSU Tigers as Auburn's coordinators, what would your strategy be?

[AWK]

I'm hopped up on cold medicine, but I've pretty much reached the point of no return.  I think Auburn pulls the upset. 

If you were gameplanning for the LSU Tigers as Auburn's coordinators, what would your strategy be?

Score more points than LSU by putting an oblong ball made of pigskin in the endzone.

[Buzz Killington]

Score more points than LSU by putting an oblong ball made of pigskin in the endzone.

It would be a rousing victory!

[AUTiger1]

Score more points than LSU by putting an oblong ball made of pigskin in the endzone.

 

I was going to go with finding them before the game and giving them the Tonya Harding special but yours works as well.

[AUJarhead]

I was going to go with finding them before the game and giving them the Tonya Harding special but yours works as well.

Save that for UGA, since we play dirty and all.

[Buzz Killington]

Seriously, I still think Auburn matches up better with LSU than they did with Clemson or Arkansas.
IF...and of course, it is a big IF...Jeff Whitaker and company can plug the gaps and keep their running backs in check, they will have a fighting chance in this game.

Also, the offense cannot turn the ball over in this game if they want to have any chance whatsoever to win.

[Saniflush]

It would be a rousing victory!

Son, I'm only gonna tell you this once. 
Stay off the drugs.

[JR4AU]

Score more points than LSU by putting an oblong ball made of pigskin in the endzone.

Fucking THIS!

[GH2001]

Omac "impeding" 5 punts with the refs making a "bad call".

[Snaggletiger]

Omac "impeding" 5 punts with the refs making a "bad call".

I like this strategy...but do you think we'll really have to punt any Saturday?  Well, maybe once. 

[GH2001]

I like this strategy...but do you think we'll really have to punt any Saturday?  Well, maybe once.

UF was impeded all 4 times they couldn't catch the damn ball. Impeded by lack of coaching.

[Godfather]

I'm hopped up on cold medicine, but I've pretty much reached the point of no return.  I think Auburn pulls the upset. 

If you were gameplanning for the LSU Tigers as Auburn's coordinators, what would your strategy be?

I am calling the win, but I have no idea why I feel that way.  Maybe its the improved defense and the fact that I don't think LSU's offense is that great or maybe its my hopeful optimism that Clint Moseley will channel Aaron Rodgers incarnate or perhaps it is the glue I have been sniffing.  Either way I think the Tigers win.

[GH2001]

I am calling the win, but I have no idea why I feel that way.  Maybe its the improved defense and the fact that I don't think LSU's offense is that great or maybe its my hopeful optimism that Clint Moseley will channel Aaron Rodgers incarnate or perhaps it is the glue I have been sniffing.  Either way I think the Tigers win.

I feel better about it now than I did 3-4 weeks ago.

[Kaos]

Score more points than LSU by putting an oblong ball made of pigskin in the endzone.

I think you've hit on something here.  Does anybody know somebody on the staff?  We need to get them a message that if we can score more than LSU we might -- and I stress might -- have a chance to win. 

On the serious note?  Scoring is an issue.  Through four weeks we were cruising along in the high 30s per game.  Moving the ball, putting points on the board.  And then the wheels fell off. 

16. 14. 17.

No excuse for putting just 17 on a Florida team that gave up 23 to UT, 38 to UA and 41 to LSU and was ready to quit.

Even as improved as the defense is, it will take a minimum of 24 points to beat LSU IMO.  Considering that we only scored 24 at home with Cam last season....... suffice it to say my confidence level is not as high as Townhall's. 

Bama?  I feel better about.  They've yet to play anybody who forced Pussy McTattoo to beat them.  By the time we get there, I think we can put "My Momma Got Three Houses" Richardson in a box.   We will have a chance. 

[Saniflush]

Mmmmm.  That peanut butter is goood!

[AUJarhead]

Pussy McTattoo

That made my day.  Thanks.

Do they have a cheerleader named Bertha McSweatycrotch, too?

[Xanusus]

I think you've hit on something here.  Does anybody know somebody on the staff?  We need to get them a message that if we can score more than LSU we might -- and I stress might -- have a chance to win. 

On the serious note?  Scoring is an issue.  Through four weeks we were cruising along in the high 30s per game.  Moving the ball, putting points on the board.  And then the wheels fell off. 

16. 14. 17.

No excuse for putting just 17 on a Florida team that gave up 23 to UT, 38 to UA and 41 to LSU and was ready to quit.

Even as improved as the defense is, it will take a minimum of 24 points to beat LSU IMO.  Considering that we only scored 24 at home with Cam last season....... suffice it to say my confidence level is not as high as Townhall's. 

Bama?  I feel better about.  They've yet to play anybody who forced Pussy McTattoo to beat them.  By the time we get there, I think we can put "My Momma Got Three Houses" Richardson in a box.   We will have a chance.

I think our scoring issues may be solved. The majority of the offense stalling was a result of Trotter playing scared. I didn't see that in Clint and he's our starter this week.

[War Eagle!!!]

I think you've hit on something here.  Does anybody know somebody on the staff?  We need to get them a message that if we can score more than LSU we might -- and I stress might -- have a chance to win. 

On the serious note?  Scoring is an issue.  Through four weeks we were cruising along in the high 30s per game.  Moving the ball, putting points on the board.  And then the wheels fell off. 

16. 14. 17.

No excuse for putting just 17 on a Florida team that gave up 23 to UT, 38 to UA and 41 to LSU and was ready to quit.

Even as improved as the defense is, it will take a minimum of 24 points to beat LSU IMO.  Considering that we only scored 24 at home with Cam last season....... suffice it to say my confidence level is not as high as Townhall's. 

Bama?  I feel better about.  They've yet to play anybody who forced Pussy McTattoo to beat them.  By the time we get there, I think we can put "My Momma Got Three Houses" Richardson in a box.   We will have a chance.

This is exactly where I am.

Add that this is playing in Baton Rouge and we get Alabama at home and I say our chances go up with beating Alabama and down with LSU. In addition. Clint Moseley will have a couple of games under his belt at QB.

The reason for the decline was Trotter got gradually worse for some reason. Actually, that is not true. I just think the first couple of game were luck of the draw. We played weak defenses so he had a chance to look like shit and still score points because our athletes were better.

Also, Blake not being on the field has hurt too. Benton needs to sit with Trotter. He drops too many easy to catch passes...

[War Eagle!!!]

I think our scoring issues may be solved. The majority of the offense stalling was a result of Trotter playing scared. I didn't see that in Clint and he's our starter this week.

There is ZERO room for error this week though.

That's not good for a dude making his first start...

[AWK]

There is ZERO room for error this week though.

That's not good for a dude making his first start...

Trotter is intrigued by your statement.