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Saniflush

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Those crazy Aussie's
« on: October 17, 2011, 07:20:15 AM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Those crazy Aussie's
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2011, 12:37:10 PM »
Wait...  How'd it go again?
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Re: Those crazy Aussie's
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2011, 12:41:33 PM »
I thought this shit was funny as hell.  Apparently I was about the only one.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2011, 12:51:04 PM »
No...I laughed.

I just didn't think you needed the "you out-kicked your coverage" post....

I know now...
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Re: Those crazy Aussie's
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2011, 12:52:34 PM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on October 19, 2011, 12:51:04 PM
No...I laughed.

I just didn't think you needed the "you out-kicked your coverage" post....

I know now...

Stroke me.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2011, 12:54:40 PM »
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Re: Those crazy Aussie's
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2011, 01:46:27 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 19, 2011, 12:41:33 PM
I thought this shitake was funny as hell.  Apparently I was about the only one.

I was alternating between laughing at the video (especially the wife's reaction) and dry-heaving at your colorful new avatar, Sani.
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« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2011, 01:48:41 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on October 19, 2011, 01:46:27 PM
and dry-heaving at your colorful new avatar, Sani.

Well I had to cause I made a bet about the AU/AR game and when I asked for him to supply the avatar he said "any ole Hog would do".
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2011, 01:48:50 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on October 19, 2011, 01:46:27 PM
I was alternating between laughing at the video (especially the wife's reaction) and dry-heaving at masturbating to your colorful new avatar, Sani.

Fixt.
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Re: Those crazy Aussie's
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2011, 01:51:36 PM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on October 19, 2011, 01:48:50 PM
Fixt.


You are a clever and witty little fellow aren't you?
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-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Those crazy Aussie's
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2011, 01:59:00 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on October 19, 2011, 01:51:36 PM

You are a clever and witty little fellow awesome aren't you?.

Also fixt.
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« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2011, 02:02:38 PM »
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The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
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-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
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Re: Those crazy Aussie's
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2011, 02:37:00 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on October 19, 2011, 01:51:36 PM
You are a clever and witty little fellow aren't you?

He also loves teh cock...  A walking glory hole of sorts... 
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Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: Those crazy Aussie's
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2011, 03:34:57 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 19, 2011, 01:48:41 PM
Well I had to cause I made a bet about the AU/AR game and when I asked for him to supply the avatar he said "any ole Hog would do".
That's my boy.  Way to live up to the letter of the law and not a milimeter past it.
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Re: Those crazy Aussie's
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2011, 03:37:48 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 19, 2011, 03:34:57 PM
That's my boy.  Way to live up to the letter of the law and not a milimeter past it.

Hey she has on a red towel thong.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."
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