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al.com scoffs at thoughts of Bama mortality
« on: October 07, 2011, 01:26:06 PM »
Bama is a combination of Transformers and Iron Man.  Impossible for this team to lose a game. 

The thought that they could be beaten is enough to send al.com "journalists" into full scoffing mode.  Here's today's episode of incredulity from Izzy (got Saban's juice on his chin) Gould.

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http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/10/ole_miss_quarterback_randall_m_1.html


TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - Alabama will face back-to-back opponents with bye weeks prior to their games.

This week it's Vanderbilt. Next week it's at Mississippi.

Therefore, the Rebels are already talking about the Crimson Tide.

Our friends at the Jackson (Mississippi) Clarion-Ledger offered this little grenade yesterday on the Ole Miss Sports blog.

It was reporters speaking with Rebels quarterback Randall Mackey.

"Alabama is just Alabama," Mackey told the Clarion-Ledger. "They've got a real good defense from the D-line to the secondary. There are still, I'm not going to say weaknesses, you know, they ain't Superman. So they can be beat."

Ole Miss record
Sept. 3: lost 14-13 to BYU
Sept. 10: won 42-24 over Southern Illinois
Sept. 17: lost 30-7 to Vanderbilt   
Sept. 24: lost 27-13 to Georgia
Oct. 1: won 38-28 over Fresno State


Putting the record and teams they've played is openly mocking. 

Houston Nutt yanks one game a year out of his wacky ass.  I am now praying that it is this one because I will drive to where ever Izzy (still on his knees?) Gould happens to be and bray derisive laughter into his face at my loudest volume.  I will end the braying with a phrase I've never uttered in my life.  Hotty Toddy, MOTHERFUCKER.
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Re: al.com scoffs at thoughts of Bama mortality
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2011, 02:23:28 PM »
So you're saying you'll be pulling for Ole Miss next Saturday?
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Re: al.com scoffs at thoughts of Bama mortality
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2011, 03:13:21 PM »
So you're saying you'll be pulling for Ole Miss next Saturday?

I got my outfit.

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Re: al.com scoffs at thoughts of Bama mortality
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2011, 03:32:03 PM »
So you're saying you'll be pulling for Ole Miss next Saturday?
I don't think Kaos will be able to tell which team to pull for (Ole Miss = UAT)
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Re: al.com scoffs at thoughts of Bama mortality
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2011, 02:23:23 PM »
I'm pretty sure Ole Miss used their upset card against Fresno State.
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Re: al.com scoffs at thoughts of Bama mortality
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2011, 08:52:30 PM »
I'm pretty sure Ole Miss used their upset card against Fresno State.

Thats sad then. Seeing as how Boise beat them 136-0 last night.
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Re: al.com scoffs at thoughts of Bama mortality
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2011, 09:23:37 PM »
Thats sad then. Seeing as how Boise beat them 136-0 last night.
Exactly.
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Re: al.com scoffs at thoughts of Bama mortality
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2011, 11:17:19 PM »
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they ain't Superman
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Re: al.com scoffs at thoughts of Bama mortality
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2011, 07:56:34 AM »
                                                           :haha:

The bigger the head, the louder the pop when somebody puts a bullet through it.

Goat fucking clown. 
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Re: al.com scoffs at thoughts of Bama mortality
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2011, 08:20:49 PM »
The bigger the head, the louder the pop when somebody puts a bullet through it.

Goat fucking clown.
The fact that he thought Alabama is beatable wasn't what was funny, dipshit. What was amusing was that he made the Superman reference, and Alabama went on to break a few records in their house, while handing them their worse loss in 30 years.

If some opposing player said made the reference about AU, you would put out some whiney half a page post about how stupid that guy is, and then you would lay your nuts squarely on his forehead if AU went on to beat them by 45 points. While Alabama certainly is beatable (see: LSU game), Ole Miss is probably the wrong team to talk about it.
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Re: al.com scoffs at thoughts of Bama mortality
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2011, 09:53:11 PM »
If some opposing player said made the reference about AU, you would put out some whiney half a page post about how stupid that guy is, and then you would lay your nuts squarely on his forehead if AU went on to beat them by 45 points.
Probably not.

It's not like he said "Trent Richardson is a fucking pussy, and won't get positive yardage on us."

Yeah, that would be stupid.

Saying he's not superman is stupid? So do you believe he's from Krypton or what?
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