This reminded me of a guy at a Halloween party this weekend who wore camo, had some tree branches extending up over his head and covered in toilet paper. He carried a sign that said, "Shhhhh, I'm hiding from Harvey".
Once had a guy show up at a halloween party in camo, with branches, and condoms hanging off the limbs...rubber tree...it was funny until he answered the door and put condoms in trick or treater's bags.
So there my best friend from the corps and I are Halloween about 21 years ago. Living offbase in Oceanside California. As anyone who has been in the military will tell you holidays just kind off come and go without any notice. So it's Halloween and we don't have any candy but these little fuckers won't stop showing up at the door. Feeling bad that we aren't giving them anything we start tearing out pages of a couple of Hustler magazines and stuffing them into the bags of our visitors. Good times.