You Meddling Kids!

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http://www.acetj.com/features/stupidnews.php
A Couple Shoplifted From Walmart . . . But Left Their Two Small Children Behind
Friday October 14th, 2011


On Wednesday night around 7:00 P.M., 19-year-old Kelsey Grobmeier and 20-year-old Michael Kaufman of Louisville, Kentucky went to a Walmart with their two small children for a fun family activity:  SHOPLIFTING.
 
Kelsey and Michael stole a cell phone and tried to steal a tablet computer, but couldn't get it off the display.
 
While they struggled with it, a Walmart security guard came up and confronted them.  And Kelsey and Michael TOOK OFF.
 
Notice I didn't say, "Kelsey and Michael took off with their kids."  Because they didn't.  The two of them ran away . . . and FORGOT to take their children with them.  Their kids are three years old and 18 months.
 
They actually got away . . . but about an hour later, they came back to retrieve their children.
 
The cops were waiting for them.  Both were charged with theft, criminal trespassing, endangering the welfare of a minor, and tampering with physical evidence.  (FOX 41 - Louisville)
 

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Notice I didn't say, "Kelsey and Michael took off with their kids."  Because they didn't.  The two of them ran away . . . and FORGOT to take their children with them.  Their kids are three years old and 18 months.
 
They actually got away . . . but about an hour later, they came back to retrieve their children.
 
The cops were waiting for them.  Both were charged with theft, criminal trespassing, endangering the welfare of a minor, and tampering with physical evidence.

 

Can we just please shoot people on site?