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« Reply #40 on: May 08, 2012, 11:27:10 AM »
He hasn't been yet. We're gonna' try and go this weekend.  My BiL loves popcorn.

Bullshit, otherwise where did you get the story?
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« Reply #41 on: May 08, 2012, 11:32:53 AM »
Bullshit, otherwise where did you get the story?

Okay fine.  But you really can't calibrate gamma rays.
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« Reply #42 on: May 08, 2012, 01:18:26 PM »
Okay fine.  But you really can't calibrate gamma rays.

okay. all right. important safety tip. thanks, egon.
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« Reply #43 on: May 08, 2012, 01:20:08 PM »
okay. all right. important safety tip. thanks, egon.

Learn it, live it.  And always wear safety goggles.
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Re: The Avengers
« Reply #44 on: May 08, 2012, 01:37:59 PM »
Okay fine.  But you really can't calibrate gamma rays.

No, but you certainly can calibrate the photoelectric effect of a gamma ray.
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« Reply #45 on: May 08, 2012, 01:41:13 PM »
No, but you certainly can calibrate the photoelectric effect of a gamma ray.

Just don't ever cross streams.
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Re: The Avengers
« Reply #46 on: May 08, 2012, 02:45:22 PM »
Just don't ever cross streams.

Crossing the streams would be bad.
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« Reply #47 on: May 08, 2012, 07:45:10 PM »
We just need to catch Obama when he's in one of his gay marriage is a good thing moods.

But in Alabama, if you get the transgender operation, you can change your birth certificate so that you are legally a female.  Then you could marry any dude you wanted.





But I got dibs on that because I came up with the plan.
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« Reply #48 on: May 08, 2012, 09:45:28 PM »
Just don't ever cross streams.

or touch rays
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« Reply #49 on: May 10, 2012, 07:22:29 AM »
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« Reply #50 on: May 10, 2012, 08:51:58 AM »


Did not mention it in my too-brief review, but there is a scene where they shoot her from behind while she talks to another character and GOOD GOOBLY GOO!

She needs to frame that and keep it for all time. Amazing ass and something she'll want to look back on fondly for the remainder of her life.  When she's 80 she can taunt her great grandchildren saying 'you ain't nevah gonna have an ass look dis good.'
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« Reply #51 on: May 10, 2012, 10:31:38 AM »
Saw this movie the other night, awesome.  If you haven't seen it, you should go.
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« Reply #52 on: May 12, 2012, 10:37:17 PM »
Finally saw it this afternoon.  I had high expectations going in, and was still blown away.  Almost non-stop action and many great one-liners to boot.

Also, I am in love.  Scarlet Johansson as Black Widow with the red hair...and the ass kicking.  Damn, just damn.
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« Reply #53 on: May 13, 2012, 06:38:03 AM »
Definitely agree. IMO, it's the best Super Hero movie to date. Avengers 2 and 3 won't be as good as this one...they'll be good, but not like the first one. Avengers has Grammy Awards written all over it.
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« Reply #54 on: May 13, 2012, 06:46:52 AM »
I, for one, think The Avengers will be fuckin' badass and all of y'all, that disagree, will have to eat a big pile of crow's shit.
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« Reply #55 on: May 13, 2012, 11:56:17 AM »
Definitely agree. IMO, it's the best Super Hero movie to date. Avengers 2 and 3 won't be as good as this one...they'll be good, but not like the first one. Avengers has Grammy Awards written all over it.

I love a good soundtrack.
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Re: The Avengers
« Reply #56 on: May 13, 2012, 06:47:51 PM »
I, for one, think The Avengers will be fuckin' badass and all of y'all, that disagree, will have to eat a big pile of crow's shit.

Your skreetz see the future.
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« Reply #57 on: May 13, 2012, 09:17:19 PM »
I love a good soundtrack.
Grammy, Emmy, ESPY, Oscar....whateva. They gonna win 'em all, it's that damn good.
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« Reply #58 on: May 14, 2012, 11:59:03 AM »
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Re: The Avengers
« Reply #59 on: May 16, 2012, 10:16:52 AM »
Saw this last night in 3D (which didn't really add much to this particular movie....except price).

The first 45 minutes could have been cut.  Way too slow to build up.  If the director is assuming that we've seen the lead-in movies, then most of this was completely superfluous.

The one-liners were good, the action fun (though some of the fight scenes were a bit muddy...not sure if that was a 3D flaw).

The glaring disconnect: one minute Hulk wants to kill the luscious ScarJo and the next he's a team player.  Falling from the sky knocked some sense into him? 
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