The Avengers

Saniflush · « **on:** October 11, 2011, 12:45:37 PM »

Hot off the presses.

Kaos · « **Reply #1 on:** October 12, 2011, 06:25:35 AM »

Too much going on.

Iron man = Good.

Thor = suck.

Mixing = stew.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #2 on:** October 12, 2011, 07:53:15 AM »

I had been wondering where the hell the Hulk was, until the last few seconds. I hope they let him rip shit up.

AWK · « **Reply #3 on:** October 14, 2011, 07:26:07 PM »

One thing I didn't like, Edward Norton is no longer the incredible hulk... It's that douche guy.

Saniflush · « **Reply #4 on:** February 29, 2012, 02:18:15 PM »

official trailer.

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Godfather · « **Reply #5 on:** February 29, 2012, 02:22:01 PM »

I will see this but I think it's gonna suck. Just make an Iron Man 3

I have to actually agree with teh Kaos on this one.

Saniflush · « **Reply #6 on:** February 29, 2012, 02:26:55 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on February 29, 2012, 02:22:01 PM

I have to actually agree with teh Kaos on this one.

You got to show up sooner or later! And when you do, your ass is kicked! I'm gonna sell your clothes, leave you naked and bleedin', with no money, ya little, dirty bastard!

Godfather · « **Reply #7 on:** February 29, 2012, 02:31:30 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on February 29, 2012, 02:26:55 PM

You got to show up sooner or later! And when you do, your ass is kicked! I'm gonna sell your clothes, leave you naked and bleedin', with no money, ya little, dirty bastard!

My dear, sweet brother Numsie!

Godfather · « **Reply #8 on:** February 29, 2012, 02:37:23 PM »

I don't care for the proposed plot line.

Listen I know it's superheros so everything goes, but Loki is the King of the Gods, how are you supposed to beat the King of the Gods?

I also don't care for Thor. Never did. Not the type of comic I enjoy. Give me Iron Man, Batman, Punisher, Spiderman.

I was also never a big fan of melding the comics... . Batman fights Superman...yeah don't like it. Cause as much as I love Batman unless he has kryptonite that poor bastard would have his butt whopped. Leave all the characters in their own universessss

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #9 on:** February 29, 2012, 02:39:44 PM »

Hey, that's a neat trick you do, where somebody throws a rock at you and you wave your hand and make it hit something else. Did you ever hear of Ed McMahon and "Star Search"? Do they have "Star Search" in Tibet? Probably not. Probably got "Food Search." But you know what we could do, is we could all go on "Star Search" and we could give the audience rocks, and have them throw them at you, and then you can wave your hand and make them all hit Ed McMahon - hard.

Godfather · « **Reply #10 on:** February 29, 2012, 02:43:45 PM »

So, I gotta go to Tibet, because I'm the Chosen One. Why can't anybody choose me to go to the Bahamas?

Saniflush · « **Reply #11 on:** February 29, 2012, 03:02:45 PM »

You better get that booger off your jacket before it freeze up.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #12 on:** February 29, 2012, 03:06:57 PM »

I know this is a dream, so I can say anything I want and get away with it. So I think I will say, from my heart, kiss my ass. Kiss my ass!

Godfather · « **Reply #13 on:** February 29, 2012, 03:08:30 PM »

Hey, bird! Did you just see a little Hari Krishna midget, in the tree, floating, or is it me?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #14 on:** February 29, 2012, 03:19:12 PM »

'Butt Pie' is a sequel to the bestseller 'Butt Cake.' A whole magazine of butt with cake all over it

Kaos · « **Reply #15 on:** February 29, 2012, 05:35:47 PM »

Things that are already fucked up.

1) CGI Hulk. It didn't work in two different movies. Not going to work here. Where the hell is Lou Ferrigno?

2) The bad guy comes from Thor. Of all the bad guys in all the world he was the weakest. Just a whining pussy with brother issues. Sorry. Give me Green Goblin. Give me Dr. Doom. This weasel biscuit? No interest whatsoever in watching it.

3) Did I mention CGI Hulk? And the drizzly douche playing him?

4) Thor. That movie blew. The actor in it blew. The only reason anybody went to see it was to find out if Natalie Portman was going to show some leg/tit. She didn't. The movie sucked.

5) CGI Hulk. It's a fail on an epic scale.

6) The entire Marvel movie line blows chunks with the exception of Iron Man 1. IM2 wasn't great but it was okay. The rest SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Cap'n America? Sucked. Both Hulks? Sucked. Thor? Yeah. Sucked. Spiderman? Sucked. Tobey McGoober. Please. X-Men and spinoffs? Mostly sucky. Ghost Rider? Nicholas Cage. Enough said. Elektra? Blew despite Jen Garner. Punisher? Sucked. Fantastic Four? Sucked times four.

7) CGI Hulk.

FWIW, DC comics fare only a little better and only because of Batman.

The Batman series (current) is pretty good. I love Batman but was never a real fan of the clownish Tim Burton fantasyland version. I'd be a major fan of the current series except for Bale's stupid growl voice. It pisses me off. It's stupid.

All the Superman movies suck engorged dick. Jonah Hex was fair. Green Lantern was abysmal. Watchmen was blue cock unwatchable. Catwoman was shitty.

Vandy Vol · « **Reply #16 on:** February 29, 2012, 06:58:47 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on February 29, 2012, 02:37:23 PM

Listen I know it's superheros so everything goes, but Loki is the King of the Gods, how are you supposed to beat the King of the Gods?

Umm...what?

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #17 on:** February 29, 2012, 11:03:44 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on February 29, 2012, 02:37:23 PM

Listen I know it's superheros so everything goes, but Loki is the King of the Gods, how are you supposed to beat the King of the Gods?

Darlin', Odin is King of the Norse gods. Loki is the God of Mischief, of thieves and criminals. He killed Odin's favorite son and was pretty much banished to Earth to live his days fucking around in the lives of mortals.

Loki is that Mayhem guy in those insurance commercials...

Godfather · « **Reply #18 on:** February 29, 2012, 11:31:59 PM »

Loki became king of the Gods in the Thor Movie. Odin's favorite son is Thor. I don't give a shit about Norse mythology we are talking comic book movies.

Vandy Vol · « **Reply #19 on:** March 01, 2012, 01:11:14 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on February 29, 2012, 11:31:59 PM

Loki became king of the Gods in the Thor Movie. Odin's favorite son is Thor. I don't give a shit about Norse mythology we are talking comic book movies.

Loki became king only when Thor (successor to the throne) was banished to Earth and Odin (current king) was taking a nappy poo.

Loki didn't turn into some uber bad ass who was able to defeat Odin and/or Thor. He just temporarily had the title of king due to a technicality. He was still a punk ass little bitch when everything was said and done.