XBOX Fellatio

[Saniflush]

And FWIW - you don't have to pay for Xbox Live to enjoy it. Only the gold membership.

Don't you go bringing facts into this.

[Saniflush]

Personally, it's not what I bought the system for.

I didn't know there was ghey porn on teh 360

[Vandy Vol]

I didn't know there was ghey porn on teh 360

Unfortunately, there's not.

However, I can play the Ballad of Gay Tony in GTAIV, build a same-sex family in Fable III, and watch half-naked men wrestle each other in a variety of UFC/MMA/wrestling games.

So while I don't get to see dick-asshole penetration, I can pretty much get everything else.

[Saniflush]

Unfortunately, there's not.

However, I can play the Ballad of Gay Tony in GTAIV, build a same-sex family in Fable III, and watch half-naked men wrestle each other in a variety of UFC/MMA/wrestling games.

So while I don't get to see dick-asshole penetration, I can pretty much get everything else.

Well you know they say that it's about what you don't show sometimes.

[AUJarhead]

Does the playstation network stream espn360?

When I was able to watch some of the pay per view Auburn games that were televised on ESPN 360 this year and last year on my Xbox, I thought the cost of gold just paid for itself.

[AWK]

Unfortunately, there's not.

However, I can play the Ballad of Gay Tony in GTAIV, build a same-sex family in Fable III, and watch half-naked men wrestle each other in a variety of UFC/MMA/wrestling games.

So while I don't get to see dick-asshole penetration, I can pretty much get everything else.

Be honest, how many times has that been posted on TigersX?  I'd put the under/over at 5. 

[Kaos]

Does the playstation network stream espn360?

When I was able to watch some of the pay per view Auburn games that were televised on ESPN 360 this year and last year on my Xbox, I thought the cost of gold just paid for itself.

Don't think it does.  So that would be an unconsidered benefit. 

I've got both.  PS3 is just better overall as a console.  I prefer it.  I resent the gold. 

[GH2001]

I prefer it.

^^^THIS, doesn't equal....

THIS...

PS3 is just better overall as a console.

Your logic makes about as much sense as Bama's 14 National Titles and RWS wanting a non-goat partner.

Hippies prefer not to bathe with a nice bar of Irish Spring.
Greenies prefer a Prius to a Ferrari.
Obama prefers dumbass socialists to people with common sense.
RWS prefers male goats to female goats.

[Kaos]

If free access to a Netflix or Hulu app gets your tractor cranked, then great for you.  Personally, it's not what I bought the system for.

Why buy four things when one will do it all for less?  That's kind of ridiculous. 

I can play games on PS3.  I can play multi-player games on the PS3. (Graphics and interface is better and easier, plus the controller is simpler to use).  I can talk to people if I want (I don't).  I can send them messages if I want (I don't).  I can get my netflix on.  I can do my Hulu and my Vudu.  I can play my BluRays and my regular DVDs. I can buy PS3 movies from the Network Store and use REAL MONEY not some nebulous points deal where you have no fucking clue what the cash value might be (and you don't have to do math).  I can stream music.  I can add music to my PS3 games if I want (and I do, nothing beats scoring a TD in NCAA Football and having the AU band crank up the right song).  I can store pictures and video.  I can connect to my laptop or computer and pull video and images from there.  And THAT'S how quality porn is brought to the big screen, download and stream!   

One box.  Does it all.  Why have a bunch of extraneous shit? 

The Jar is right, it doesn't get ESPN360 but that's the only thing I'd use XBox for over PS3 unless I wanted to play Dance Revolution (I don't). 

[Kaos]

^^^THIS, doesn't equal....

THIS...
Your logic makes about as much sense as Bama's 14 National Titles and RWS wanting a non-goat partner.

Hippies prefer not to bathe with a nice bar of Irish Spring.
Greenies prefer a Prius to a Ferrari.
Obama prefers dumbass socialists to people with common sense.
RWS prefers male goats to female goats.

If yer so gol dern dense you didn't see all the previous explanation in other posts as to why it was better, thus the preference, I can't help ya. 


And let me just add this. 

If you have a Suzuki Kizasha in your garage and think it's just the bestest car ever because you've never driven a Mercedes, that doesn't make the Suzuki a better car.  But you can keep thinking that if you want. 

Drove them both.  No question which is better.

[GH2001]

If yer so gol dern dense you didn't see all the previous explanation in other posts as to why it was better, thus the preference, I can't help ya.

I'll be honest with you. I was about to due to make an RWS joke and this just gave me an opportunity to.

[djsimp]

XBox 360 > PS3

Not even close. That is all.

[AWK]

XBox has kinect too.  Don't forget about that.  Blows that PS3 Move (ripoff of the Wii) shit out of the water.

[Vandy Vol]

Why buy four things when one will do it all for less?  That's kind of ridiculous.

Because when I bought the Xbox 360, I was buying a gaming console.  None of the apps were on there, nor were they on any other gaming console at that time.

I wasn't looking for an all-inclusive entertainment system so that I could stream episodes of the Power Puff Girls and then play Lego Hobbits afterward.  I was looking for a gaming system with online gameplay.

Xbox Live has the Playstation Network beat hands down in virtually every category concerning online gameplay.  For that alone I will pay the $5 a month for a gold membership; anything else that happens to be on the system is just additional awesomeness for me.

I can play multi-player games on the PS3. (Graphics and interface is better and easier, plus the controller is simpler to use).

I find the Xbox controller easier to use.  I think this is simply a matter of which console you started out with, and thus which controller you adapted to first.

I can talk to people if I want (I don't).  I can send them messages if I want (I don't).  I can get my netflix on.  I can do my Hulu and my Vudu.  I can play my BluRays and my regular DVDs. I can buy PS3 movies from the Network Store and use REAL MONEY not some nebulous points deal where you have no fucking clue what the cash value might be (and you don't have to do math).  I can stream music.  I can add music to my PS3 games if I want (and I do, nothing beats scoring a TD in NCAA Football and having the AU band crank up the right song).  I can store pictures and video.  I can connect to my laptop or computer and pull video and images from there.  And THAT'S how quality porn is brought to the big screen, download and stream!   

One box.  Does it all.  Why have a bunch of extraneous shit?

You are aware that the Xbox does everything you just listed, right?  Aside from the BluRay feature, of course.

[Godfather]

The Jar is right, it doesn't get ESPN360 but that's the only thing I'd use XBox for over PS3 unless I wanted to play Dance Revolution (I don't).

Playon.Software.learn.it.

www.Playon.tv

[Kaos]

Because when I bought the Xbox 360, I was buying a gaming console.  None of the apps were on there, nor were they on any other gaming console at that time.

I wasn't looking for an all-inclusive entertainment system so that I could stream episodes of the Power Puff Girls and then play Lego Hobbits afterward.  I was looking for a gaming system with online gameplay.

Xbox Live has the Playstation Network beat hands down in virtually every category concerning online gameplay.  For that alone I will pay the $5 a month for a gold membership; anything else that happens to be on the system is just additional awesomeness for me.

I find the Xbox controller easier to use.  I think this is simply a matter of which console you started out with, and thus which controller you adapted to first.

You are aware that the Xbox does everything you just listed, right?  Aside from the BluRay feature, of course.

It may do it, but it does it in a vastly more sucky manner.  And you can't pay for anything.  It's all in that silly ass "points" shit.  It's worse than Mexican money.  How much is a peso to a dollar?  Depends on what you buy.  You have to do some conversion shit.  I find it annoying and ridiculous.  On PS3 if I want a new Rocksmith song I know out the gate it's $1.99, it's not 480 BlipperChips (and who knows how much that is?)

Kinect?  Silly ass shit you ask me.  It's like that cool thing that's fun to do one time (in your case sex) but after that it sort of becomes meaningless and pointless.   

Yeah, PS3 Move is a little goofy because you have to have the wands but when/if they come out with their version of Kinect it will beat the bleeding nutcracker out of Xbox.  Move takes much less space, too.  My kids want to play Move games I don't have to rearrange the entire room.  Kinect games?  Got to clear furniture out.  Too much hassle.

I suppose this is all personal preference but with the two sitting in the same room and operating essentially side by side there really is no comparison.  XBox is a kid's game.  It treats everything like it's for a kid.  PS3 is a man's tool.

This is definitely not an anti-MS thing on my part.  Other than the iPhone I'm a MS guy.  My shop is MS, my development is done for MS platforms first and foremost.  Most of my guys are C#, SQL, .Net.   

[AWK]

It may do it, but it does it in a vastly more sucky manner.  And you can't pay for anything.  It's all in that silly ass "points" shit.  It's worse than Mexican money.  How much is a peso to a dollar?  Depends on what you buy.  You have to do some conversion shit.  I find it annoying and ridiculous.  On PS3 if I want a new Rocksmith song I know out the gate it's $1.99, it's not 480 BlipperChips (and who knows how much that is?)

Kinect?  Silly ass shit you ask me.  It's like that cool thing that's fun to do one time (in your case sex) but after that it sort of becomes meaningless and pointless.   

Yeah, PS3 Move is a little goofy because you have to have the wands but when/if they come out with their version of Kinect it will beat the bleeding nutcracker out of Xbox.  Move takes much less space, too.  My kids want to play Move games I don't have to rearrange the entire room.  Kinect games?  Got to clear furniture out.  Too much hassle.

I suppose this is all personal preference but with the two sitting in the same room and operating essentially side by side there really is no comparison.  XBox is a kid's game.  It treats everything like it's for a kid.  PS3 is a man's tool.

This is definitely not an anti-MS thing on my part.  Other than the iPhone I'm a MS guy.  My shop is MS, my development is done for MS platforms first and foremost.  Most of my guys are C#, SQL, .Net.   

Hey, I resemble that.

[Vandy Vol]

It may do it, but it does it in a vastly more sucky manner.

. . .

I suppose this is all personal preference but with the two sitting in the same room and operating essentially side by side there really is no comparison.  XBox is a kid's game.  It treats everything like it's for a kid.  PS3 is a man's tool.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but you just got the Xbox?  And you have MW3?  And you haven't played it online?  Basically, from some of your other posts, I get the impression that the Xbox is not only new to you, but that you haven't exactly used many of its features.

You might as well drive an El Camino at 100mph on the interstate and rave about its performance, but then bitch about the lack of horsepower from the new Charger after driving it at 10mph on back roads.

And you can't pay for anything.  It's all in that silly ass "points" shit.  It's worse than Mexican money.  How much is a peso to a dollar?  Depends on what you buy.  You have to do some conversion shit.  I find it annoying and ridiculous.  On PS3 if I want a new Rocksmith song I know out the gate it's $1.99, it's not 480 BlipperChips (and who knows how much that is?)

Meh.  It's not that difficult.  I load my account with $40.  It doesn't matter if it tells me that I then have 18,000 ancient Sumerian foreskins; I know it's $40, and I can pretty easily estimate prices from there and can tell how much I have left.

Sure, if you just want to make a purchase here and a purchase there, and not load your account with money, then it makes it harder to know what you're spending for each purchase.  But if you've got a credit or debit card tied to your PS3 Network account, then you've already got problems as it is.  I don't tie financial accounts to services like that if I don't have to, and I sure as hell am not going to do so with the PS3 Network.

Kinect?  Silly ass shit you ask me.  It's like that cool thing that's fun to do one time (in your case sex) but after that it sort of becomes meaningless and pointless.

Yeah, PS3 Move is a little goofy because you have to have the wands but when/if they come out with their version of Kinect it will beat the bleeding nutcracker out of Xbox.  Move takes much less space, too.  My kids want to play Move games I don't have to rearrange the entire room.  Kinect games?  Got to clear furniture out.  Too much hassle.

So, the Kinect's motion games/tasks are "silly ass shit" that you only do once, but the Move is fun times for kids time and time again?  And although the Kinect is "silly ass shit," the PS3's future version of it will be awesome?

Either motion technology incorporated into the control of the console and of games is worthwhile, or it's not.  I don't see how it's "silly ass shit" on one console, but the exact same technology will be worthwhile and totally awesome once PS3 adapts it.

[GH2001]

It may do it, but it does it in a vastly more sucky manner.  And you can't pay for anything.  It's all in that silly ass "points" shit.  It's worse than Mexican money.  How much is a peso to a dollar?  Depends on what you buy.  You have to do some conversion shit.  I find it annoying and ridiculous.  On PS3 if I want a new Rocksmith song I know out the gate it's $1.99, it's not 480 BlipperChips (and who knows how much that is?)

Kinect?  Silly ass shit you ask me.  It's like that cool thing that's fun to do one time (in your case sex) but after that it sort of becomes meaningless and pointless.   

Yeah, PS3 Move is a little goofy because you have to have the wands but when/if they come out with their version of Kinect it will beat the bleeding nutcracker out of Xbox.  Move takes much less space, too.  My kids want to play Move games I don't have to rearrange the entire room.  Kinect games?  Got to clear furniture out.  Too much hassle.

I suppose this is all personal preference but with the two sitting in the same room and operating essentially side by side there really is no comparison.  XBox is a kid's game.  It treats everything like it's for a kid.  PS3 is a man's tool.

This is definitely not an anti-MS thing on my part.  Other than the iPhone I'm a MS guy.  My shop is MS, my development is done for MS platforms first and foremost.  Most of my guys are C#, SQL, .Net.   

Unless its .Net 4 you aren't with the program. It can do some unreal shit. And of course you use SQL - its universal and used by everything, even IBM mainframe. I assume you run SQL Server 8.

And yes, I agree - if anyone knows what a man's tool is, it's you. No wait, actually its .

For the record, Ive never had an issue with the points system. Its not that hard really. They use points for a reason - look it up. I aint gonna google it for your ass.

[AUJarhead]

Unless its .Net 4 you aren't with the program. It can do some unreal shit. And of course you use SQL - its universal and used by everything, even IBM mainframe. I assume you run SQL Server 8.

I thought real shops used Oracle?