From the Forde yard dash on ESPN.
The Dash is worried about the self-image of one player in college football: Philip Lutzenkirchen (17) of Auburn. The tight end apparently cannot get a single opposing defense to believe he's any good.
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Philip Lutzenkirchen is Auburn's go-to guy for game-winning scores.
Lutzenkirchen has caught 21 passes in his career. Ten are for touchdowns, and several of those have been crucial. On almost all of those 10 TD catches, the junior has slipped away so totally uncovered that you'd swear he was invisible.
Forget last year, when he beat Alabama for the winning score. This year alone, it happened in the fourth quarter against Utah State. It happened in the fourth quarter against Mississippi State. And it happened in the fourth quarter Saturday against South Carolina, when he caught the game winner.
And so The Dash wonders: How do teams so routinely fail to cover the most obvious red zone target Auburn has?
Credit offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn with some great misdirection plays to free the polysyllabic terror. But condemn the opposing teams that so regularly forget about him, too.
If it's a passing down in scoring territory, The Dash would cover Lutzenkirchen with two defenders, three student managers and four members of the marching band. The Dash would be on him so hard, local authorities could file stalking charges. The Dash would invite any other player with an "AU" on his helmet to get open, but would not be beaten by Philip Lutzenkirchen.