Alright, X'ers, Settle This...

[wesfau2]

Two thoughts:

1)  Older women (men too, sometimes) are usually better lovers due to experience level.  Throw in the fact that Jennifer Anniston is beautiful, smart and funny, and you have an unbeatable combination.

She's hot, no doubt.  I'm just advocating the dude getting as much as he can while the getting is good.  It won't be long before he's the over-the-hill, banging 46 year old groupies, rock n' roll cliche.

2)  I personally - yes, even tho I am female, for purposes of this discussion, i am thinking like a guy - I personally would do Jenifer Anniston over Jessica Simpson.  While pretty, JS is dumb as a bag of hammers, and tho I realize that to most of you, IQ points have no bearing on poon, you do have to talk to them at some point.  Better if you don't have to use pictures and words of three letters or less.

You don't ever have to talk to them.

[GarMan]

Millions of people say you're both mongoloid fucktards who wack off to Kiss album covers. 

Well, actually I was the only one who said that.  But that's beside the point.

What the fuck is wrong with KISS? 

[Snaggletiger]

I all seriousness, how much talking do these mega-stars do with each other anyway?  They live in different areas of the country.  Musicians are on tour constantly.  Movie/TV stars are always on location or at this event or that.  It's like they get together for a day or two, tour the local Starbuck's, tofu bars and night clubs while the paparazzi snaps photos for People, US and the Enquirer...and then they're off again to a different part of the world.  

In other words, I think these relationships are more infatuation for a few months and then move on.  Now, back on topic...Mayer is 30 so he may look a little out of place banging a 19-20 year old.  (However, I'm much older than that and I'd bang a 19-20 year old...GIRLS you numbnuts) Anniston is 39, Simpson is 27 and Jennifer Love Hewitt is 29.  Anniston is a little "Older" but damn, I'd have to at least tap that for a while if I was Mayer.

[wesfau2]

  Anniston is a little "Older" but damn, I'd have to at least tap that for a while if I was Mayer.

Agreed.  And he's done it....so get back to the young, tight ass.

[GarMan]

Two thoughts:

1)  Older women (men too, sometimes) are usually better lovers due to experience level.  Throw in the fact that Jennifer Anniston is beautiful, smart and funny, and you have an unbeatable combination.

Smart?  Not quite...  Funny?  I find her annoying... like a dung fly.  She really doesn't do it for me.  Her mannerisms drive me up the wall.  They're old and worn out.  She reminds me of an over-exaggerated drama queen.  I don't advocate violence towards women, but she's one bitch I wouldn't mind slapping silly. 

[Snaggletiger]

Smart?  Not quite...  Funny?  I find her annoying... like a dung fly.  She really doesn't do it for me.  Her mannerisms drive me up the wall.  They're old and worn out.  She reminds me of an over-exaggerated drama queen.  I don't advocate violence towards women, but she's one bitch I wouldn't mind slapping silly. 

That's called "Acting".  If she walked in wearing a bikini right now the only thing you'd slap silly is your schlong.

[GarMan]

That's called "Acting".  If she walked in wearing a bikini right now the only thing you'd slap silly is your schlong.

Actually, it's called Hollywood.  Movie/TV stars don't know what it's like to live in the real world.  They're like academics with money.  Sure, they may play a doctor, or a nurse, or a soldier in a movie or on a TV show, but they don't have a clue.  Most of these mental giants develop their personalities on movie sets and in television studios (and on casting room couches).  They "play" the role of a drama queen so much, that when they get out for an interview or interactions with us little people, they're just as screwed up as the characters they play.  In other words, Hollywood is completely irrelevant. 

But, yeah...  I'd fuck her, and if she treated me right and asked real nicely, I might just shit on her chest too.   

[Snaggletiger]

"If she treated me right and asked real nicely"....

And you might take a dump on her chest?

Yeeahh, oookaayyy....I'm gonna' have to ask you to seek counseling in the very near future.  I think it's best for you and the general welfare of those around you.

[ssgaufan]

He should stick with Anniston.  She doesn't have crazy moments like the younger generation starlets.  Plus she is still hot as hell, and I'd sacrifice my left nut, and both of Birdman's nuts to fuck her.

[GarMan]

"If she treated me right and asked real nicely"....

And you might take a dump on her chest?

Yeeahh, oookaayyy....I'm gonna' have to ask you to seek counseling in the very near future.  I think it's best for you and the general welfare of those around you.

You kids...  The movie's not that old. 

Catherine: Can I ask you a question? Why is it then whenever I tell a guy to put it wherever they want, they always stick it in my ass?
Malik: Damn.
Jake: That's way too much information for me, Catherine.
Catherine: Oh no Jake. Way too much information would be telling you that whenever they're done I always take a huge dump.
Malik: Shit.
Catherine: On their chest.
Malik: Oh, that is whack.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0277371/quotes

[Tarheel]

You kids...  The movie's not that old. 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0277371/quotes

GarMan...you old fart!

 

[wesfau]

You kids...  The movie's not that old. 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0277371/quotes

You may be the only person on the planet who watched that "film".

[GarMan]

You may be the only person on the planet who watched that "film".

Well, nobody admits to it, but when it's on Comedy Central 40+ times a year, there's a good chance that you'll catch it.

http://www.youtube.com/v/kJ95n4qHLKc&hl=en

[Thrilla]

So call me behind on this reply....

But I think in the case of the young, prototypical "rockstar" (like John Mayer) you have to play the odds.  Yes, a cougar can and will bang your brains out in an experienced fashion, but I believe that you have to work harder and there is less opportunity out there if you're going for an experienced experience.  Cougars may play harder to get, and there are less of them out there comparitively speaking.

However, if you go the other way, you have hordes of young girls just waiting for you to ask them to blow you and/or give up the poonanny.  Therefore, you may not have as good of sex all the time, but because of the sheer number of times you have sex with the younger lot, you will end up having more good experiences than bad (after all...as long as you busted one, it couldn't have been that bad, right?) 

So he should drop Anniston and go forth and have sex with as many youngins as possible.

[wesfau2]

So call me behind on this reply....

But I think in the case of the young, prototypical "rockstar" (like John Mayer) you have to play the odds.  Yes, a cougar can and will bang your brains out in an experienced fashion, but I believe that you have to work harder and there is less opportunity out there if you're going for an experienced experience.  Cougars may play harder to get, and there are less of them out there comparitively speaking.

However, if you go the other way, you have hordes of young girls just waiting for you to ask them to blow you and/or give up the poonanny.  Therefore, you may not have as good of sex all the time, but because of the sheer number of times you have sex with the younger lot, you will end up having more good experiences than bad (after all...as long as you busted one, it couldn't have been that bad, right?) 

So he should drop Anniston and go forth and have sex with as many youngins as possible.

Finally.  Someone gets it.

[Snaggletiger]

Or....he could keep banging Anniston for a while longer.  It's not like he's losing out either way. 

[GarMan]

So call me behind on this reply....

Thanks for keeping up... 

But I think in the case of the young, prototypical "rockstar" (like John Mayer) you have to play the odds.  Yes, a cougar can and will bang your brains out in an experienced fashion, but I believe that you have to work harder and there is less opportunity out there if you're going for an experienced experience.  Cougars may play harder to get, and there are less of them out there comparitively speaking.

Work harder?  In many cases, the stereotypical cougar is the aggressor.  They stalk their prey, just like an actual cougar does in the wild.  There's something to be said when the woman actually wants it as bad as we typically do.  Seriously... 

... you will end up having more good experiences than bad (after all...as long as you busted one, it couldn't have been that bad, right?) 

You may have more experiences with younger, more attractive women, but that doesn't necessarily mean that you'll have "more good experiences"...  I'm not suggesting that you'll have any "bad" experiences.  I've just come to the conclusion from my adventures that one good experience FAR outweighs 10 mediocre experiences, and that's even when the mediocre experiences are with supermodel quality women. 

[Thrilla]

Thanks for keeping up... 

Thanks for caring.  Your compassion is what keeps you going.

Work harder?  In many cases, the stereotypical cougar is the aggressor.  They stalk their prey, just like an actual cougar does in the wild.  There's something to be said when the woman actually wants it as bad as we typically do.  Seriously... 

I agree with this, but again, I think that there are less of these type than there are horny, young ones.  Again, I like playing the odds...

You may have more experiences with younger, more attractive women, but that doesn't necessarily mean that you'll have "more good experiences"...  I'm not suggesting that you'll have any "bad" experiences.  I've just come to the conclusion from my adventures that one good experience FAR outweighs 10 mediocre experiences, and that's even when the mediocre experiences are with supermodel quality women. 

This is up to the person judging and I differ with you on this one.  I'd rather take 10 mediocre experiences as opposed to one good experience, simply because I love women and I love being balls deep in them.  Or, I'd rather see 10 pairs of 10 tits 'n meat curtains as opposed to 1 pair.  Again, I'm quantity over quality on this one.  Or I was before I got married.  Or I wanted to be before I got married.  Whatever.

[Kaos]

Here's a thought...

What do you call the worst blowjob ever?



Wait for it... 











AWESOME!

[GarMan]

Thanks for caring.  Your compassion is what keeps you going.

It's how I roll, and the chicks really dig it. :thumbsup:    Cheap bastard... 

I agree with this, but again, I think that there are less of these type than there are horny, young ones.  Again, I like playing the odds...

I suppose you're right.  Atlanta used to be really good for this in some of the classier joints in Sandy Springs...  Late 80s through mid-90s...  Of course, I'm talking about a time when Buckhood used to be known as Buckhead.