Put Your Ailments Here

RWS · « **Reply #60 on:** October 31, 2011, 03:10:45 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on October 31, 2011, 03:09:41 PM

Pffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttt, get on my level. My shit has been grinding for years.

Homo, or no homo?

chinook · « **Reply #61 on:** October 31, 2011, 03:12:27 PM »

so far my ailments have been two passing kidney stones. 4 years apart...kinda like the Olympics but no medal to show for the pain. the first stone was a 3 mm and the second one, just this past summer, was 5 mm.

Saniflush · « **Reply #62 on:** October 31, 2011, 03:22:56 PM »

Quote from: nookie on October 31, 2011, 03:12:27 PM

so far my ailments have been two passing kidney stones. 4 years apart...kinda like the Olympics but no medal to show for the pain. the first stone was a 3 mm and the second one, just this past summer, was 5 mm.

Drink yourself some flaxseed tea. Consistency of snot but better than stones.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #63 on:** October 31, 2011, 03:26:50 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on October 31, 2011, 03:22:56 PM

Drink yourself some flaxseed tea. Consistency of snot but better than stones.

Knew a guy who ran a body shop. He passed a big ole stone one day and was bleeding all over himself. Sweatin' like a hog and about to pass out. He was getting one of his guys to carry him to the doc and this lady says, "Can't you write me an estimate before you go?". He said, If I had the strength to punch her...

Fortunately, I've never had the pleasure.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #64 on:** October 31, 2011, 03:54:27 PM »

Good luck at the doc, old man.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #65 on:** October 31, 2011, 03:59:35 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 31, 2011, 03:54:27 PM

Good luck at the doc, old man.

I second that emotion. Good luck.

Got my MRI results back and the good news is no surgery on the back. The bad news is I'm old. I'm ready for 2011 to be over. This year has set a record for sticking, probing, X-raying, MRI'ing, therapying, cracking and generally hurtin' all over like a mofo.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #66 on:** October 31, 2011, 04:12:08 PM »

Good lord-my flat feet-no hair-beer gut makes me the stud of this place.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #67 on:** October 31, 2011, 04:15:49 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 31, 2011, 04:12:08 PM

Good lord-my flat feet-no hair-beer gut makes me the stud of this place.

Stop bragging. No one likes self-centered jerks.

Vandy Vol · « **Reply #68 on:** October 31, 2011, 04:56:12 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 31, 2011, 03:59:35 PM

Got my MRI results back and the good news is no surgery on the back. The bad news is I'm old. I'm ready for 2011 to be over.

But, once 2011 is over, won't that just mean you're another year older than dirt?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #69 on:** October 31, 2011, 05:05:26 PM »

Quote from: Vandy Vol on October 31, 2011, 04:56:12 PM

But, once 2011 is over, won't that just mean you're another year older than dirt?

No. The dirt got a year older too. Duh!!!

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #70 on:** October 31, 2011, 05:09:57 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 31, 2011, 04:15:49 PM

Stop bragging. No one likes self-centered jerks.

It ain't bragging if you-wait that doesn't apply here.

Vandy Vol · « **Reply #71 on:** October 31, 2011, 05:25:19 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 31, 2011, 05:05:26 PM

No. The dirt got a year older too. Duh!!!

Damn lawyers...

DnATL · « **Reply #72 on:** October 31, 2011, 06:54:05 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on October 31, 2011, 03:09:53 PM

You said bone on bone.

and shit grinding

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #73 on:** November 01, 2011, 12:20:33 AM »

Ok, Good news is that my knee doesn't have to be cut on........right now. The other bit of good news is that I am still young and you are, well, old fuckers.

I have "normal wear and tear" on my knee. He said that since the pain is where it's located and by looking at the xrays that we don't have to do the knife, at least for a while hopefully. I have to do some physical therapy daily for the next 3 months. So some guy came in with that rubber band thing, showed me how to do my exercises. Since I am not "heavy" according to the doc, hopefully we can get my quads to limber up some and not cause as much pressure on my knee. If it's better in 3 months, we drop to 3 to 4 times a week. Bad news is eventually, the knife is going to be the only option, but not right now. He said that should be the last option we explore.

The little Xray tech was smoking. I really couldn't work this into the conversation though:

Quote

Yeah, um, you're kinda hot and some people from the Internet would love for me to snap some pics and post them, what do you say?

For the tl;dr people:

No surgery, will come later in life. Physical Therapy will hopefully take care of this. Xray tech was hot, but no pics.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #74 on:** November 01, 2011, 08:54:20 AM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on November 01, 2011, 12:20:33 AM

Xray tech was hot, but no pics.

You continually disappoint.

CCTAU · « **Reply #75 on:** November 01, 2011, 09:52:37 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on November 01, 2011, 08:54:20 AM

You continually disappoint.

He's young but slow. Cut his limpid lizard ass some slack.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #76 on:** November 01, 2011, 01:32:53 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on November 01, 2011, 08:54:20 AM

You continually disappoint.

I really wanted to, but there was no way to take one in the XRay room without the flash going off so it would have been more than obvious. I live to fight another day.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #77 on:** November 01, 2011, 01:44:22 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on November 01, 2011, 01:32:53 PM

I really wanted to, but there was no way to take one in the XRay room without the flash going off so it would have been more than obvious. I live to fight another day.

That's the attitude.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #78 on:** November 01, 2011, 03:32:01 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on November 01, 2011, 12:20:33 AM

Ok, Good news is that my knee doesn't have to be cut on........right now. The other bit of good news is that I am still young and you are, well, old fuckers.

I have "normal wear and tear" on my knee. He said that since the pain is where it's located and by looking at the xrays that we don't have to do the knife, at least for a while hopefully. I have to do some physical therapy daily for the next 3 months. So some guy came in with that rubber band thing, showed me how to do my exercises. Since I am not "heavy" according to the doc, hopefully we can get my quads to limber up some and not cause as much pressure on my knee. If it's better in 3 months, we drop to 3 to 4 times a week. Bad news is eventually, the knife is going to be the only option, but not right now. He said that should be the last option we explore.

The little Xray tech was smoking. I really couldn't work this into the conversation though:

For the tl;dr people:

No surgery, will come later in life. Physical Therapy will hopefully take care of this. Xray tech was hot, but no pics.

RWS · « **Reply #79 on:** November 21, 2011, 11:12:10 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on November 01, 2011, 12:20:33 AM

Ok, Good news is that my knee doesn't have to be cut on........right now. The other bit of good news is that I am still young and you are, well, old fuckers.

I have "normal wear and tear" on my knee. He said that since the pain is where it's located and by looking at the xrays that we don't have to do the knife, at least for a while hopefully. I have to do some physical therapy daily for the next 3 months. So some guy came in with that rubber band thing, showed me how to do my exercises. Since I am not "heavy" according to the doc, hopefully we can get my quads to limber up some and not cause as much pressure on my knee. If it's better in 3 months, we drop to 3 to 4 times a week. Bad news is eventually, the knife is going to be the only option, but not right now. He said that should be the last option we explore.

The little Xray tech was smoking. I really couldn't work this into the conversation though:

For the tl;dr people:

No surgery, will come later in life. Physical Therapy will hopefully take care of this. Xray tech was hot, but no pics.

Karma, she is a bitch.

I go in at 6:30 am tomorrow morning for my second knee surgery.

Fuck all y'all.