Evan Woodberry Reporting Harvey Updyke Would Like Forgiveness

[Townhallsavoy]

Come on, fellow Auburn fans.  Follow the creed.  Follow Jesus.

Let this guy off the hook.

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/09/harvey_updyke_accused_of_poiso.html

Harvey Updyke, the man accused of poisoning the historic oak trees at Toomer's Corner in downtown Auburn, made a tearful and apparently unscheduled radio appearance Wednesday in which he apologized to Auburn fans but once again stopped short of admitting guilt.

Updyke told radio host Paul Finebaum that he had been told to make a living will and "get right with God" due to persistent health problems.

"This is not a publicity stunt," he said. "The way things have been going, I just need to do it. I may live to be 100, but I may not live to the rest of this week."

Updyke was indicted in May on two counts of criminal mischief, two counts of desecrating a venerable object and two counts of a state law that includes making it unlawful to damage, vandalize or steal any property on or from an animal or crop facility.

His trial is tentatively scheduled for late October, although it's very unlikely to happen then and might not occur until next year. A Sept. 21 hearing in the case was postponed because his lawyer had a conflict.

On Wednesday, Updyke said he was sorry, particularly to "true Auburn fans," not "haters."

"I just want to tell the Auburn people that I'm truly sorry for all the damage I've done," he said. "I'm not asking for sympathy. All I'm asking is forgiveness...I want the people that's Christians to understand I've done a lot of good in my life. I've never intentionally hurt anybody...until this."

"Until poisoning the trees?" Finebaum suggested.

"Paul, you know I can't say that," Updyke replied.

An Alabama fan who has worn crimson ties to court appearances, Updyke has acknowledged calling the Finebaum show using the moniker "Al from Dadeville" and bragging about tree poisonings, but he has stopped short of a full confession.
That didn't change today. Updyke signed off abruptly, saying "I guess I've said enough. I guess I've done enough damage."

He did not add the customary "Roll, damn Tide" that has accompanied each of his previous radio appearances.

[Kaos]

FUCK EVAN WOODBERRY

I'm not ready to forgive Woodberry, much less Fuckdyke. 

[RWS]

Fuck that cocksucker.


As if we needed somebody else to show the country how retarded half of our fanbase is. Even Finebaum should have enough decency to not even give this guy a platform to speak on. The whole "I'm only apologizing to 'true' Auburn fans, not the haters" line shows he doesn't give a fuck. This guy should be made to stand in a designated area at Tiger Walk for the rest of his life and allow every AU fan there to walk up and kick him square in the nuts; "true" Auburn fans and the Prowlers of the fanbase alike.



Really fucking hate this guy.   

[AU_Tiger_2000]

I'm willing to forgive, not willing to pardon.  If he's terminally ill jail is as good a place to be as his van down by the river Kia down by the creek.

[BZ770]

IF you listened today you heard about some woman that had stomach cancer and an Auburn fan emailed her daughter and said after her mom dies there will be one less Alabama fan.  Paul was crucifying Auburn as he always does.  I listened for about 15 minutes I would have liked to have heard Updyke.  He's still gonna get his day in court, this is probably a publicity stunt by his lawyer.

[The Prowler]

IF you listened today you heard about some woman that had stomach cancer and an Auburn fan emailed her daughter and said after her mom dies there will be one less Alabama fan.  Paul was crucifying Auburn as he always does.  I listened for about 15 minutes I would have liked to have heard Updyke.  He's still gonna get his day in court, this is probably a publicity stunt by his lawyer.

And a publicity stunt by Evan Woodbammer.

[AUChizad]

IF you listened today you heard about some woman that had stomach cancer and an Auburn fan emailed her daughter and said after her mom dies there will be one less Alabama fan.  Paul was crucifying Auburn as he always does.  I listened for about 15 minutes I would have liked to have heard Updyke.  He's still gonna get his day in court, this is probably a publicity stunt by his lawyer.

Finebaum = professional wrestling.

It's to the point where anyone who believes anything that goes on on that show is equivalent to this guy.

[ssgaufan]

Finebaum = professional wrestling.

It's to the point where anyone who believes anything that goes on on that show is equivalent to this guy.

I guess you'll be telling me that there's no Easter Bunny next?

[djsimp]

Well, there is not one soul here that he is apologizing to. Evan needs to suck Finebaums dick and get it over with already.

[Jumbo]

This is my Facebook status as I type this post

If you poison and kill 150 old trees that mean so much to the Auburn family. You can take your apology and stick it up your ass. #Wde

[GH2001]

Finebaum = professional wrestling.

It's to the point where anyone who believes anything that goes on on that show is equivalent to this guy.

I was thinking Jerry Springer.

I don't understand why any Auburn fan will still tune into this crap on a daily basis. There is NOTHING to be gained out of listening, except for PF.

[GH2001]

Come on, fellow Auburn fans.  Follow the creed.  Follow Jesus.

Let this guy off the hook.

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/09/harvey_updyke_accused_of_poiso.html

I have no issue with someone wanting to get right with their maker, but this line....

"get right with God" due to persistent health problems.

is heard WAY too often. It deserves the utmost

Funny how when he had all the vile hatred and decided to kill a couple of old landmarks, it wasn't convenient for him to think about forgiveness and God. Now, that the SOB thinks he's gonna die, well let's all have peace now. Nice and convenient for him eh? Prowler may be right - this stinks of publicity.

[wesfau2]

Like my dear old mom always says: People in hell want ice water, and they're not getting shit either.

[GH2001]

Like my dear old mom always says: People in hell want ice water, and they're not getting shit either.

Did you just call your mom old? You are a terrible son weskie.

[JR4AU]

Don't let me get in the way of the Woodberry bash fest, but Woodberry showed no sympathy for Updyke, and asked nobody to forgive him.  He simply reported what happened on Finebaum yesterday. 

Carry on.

[GH2001]

Don't let me get in the way of the Woodberry bash fest, but Woodberry showed no sympathy for Updyke, and asked nobody to forgive him.  He simply reported what happened on Finebaum yesterday. 

Carry on.

Giving him a platform. Even worse. Carry on.

BTW - he was a shithead even before reporting this.

[Townhallsavoy]

Don't let me get in the way of the Woodberry bash fest, but Woodberry showed no sympathy for Updyke, and asked nobody to forgive him.  He simply reported what happened on Finebaum yesterday. 

Carry on.

Why report it? 

Do we report when Tammy calls in?  What about I-Man?  Shane?

It's a non-story.  Updyke didn't do anything but take a last second attempt at garnering sympathy.  "My lawyer told me to never call here again..." PFFFFTTTTTT.  Bull.  Shit. 

I don't think Auburn fans want to hear anything from him unless it involves a prison entry date.

[JR4AU]

Why report it? 

Do we report when Tammy calls in?  What about I-Man?  Shane?

It's a non-story.  Updyke didn't do anything but take a last second attempt at garnering sympathy.  "My lawyer told me to never call here again..." PFFFFTTTTTT.  Bull.  Shit. 

I don't think Auburn fans want to hear anything from him unless it involves a prison entry date.

Not taking up for Dingleberry.  Debatable how newsworthy it is, but it amounts to an accused felon making a tacit admission on the air.   

Giving him a platform. Even worse. Carry on.

BTW - he was a shithead even before reporting this.

Finebaum gives him the platform.  And I agree, Woodbammer is douchenozzle.

[Buzz Killington]

Why report it? 

Do we report when Tammy calls in?  What about I-Man?  Shane?

It's a non-story.  Updyke didn't do anything but take a last second attempt at garnering sympathy.  "My lawyer told me to never call here again..." PFFFFTTTTTT.  Bull.  Shit. 

I don't think Auburn fans want to hear anything from him unless it involves a prison entry date gang rape.

Fixt