It's That Time Again

[Snaggletiger]

Preedickshuns on a few games.  Gimme some reasons.

The Chin vs. The Cock Winner and Lattimore or Lattiless than 125 yards.

I'd love to be able to give even one legitimate reason Auburn could win this game....but I just can't.  The defense is......I can't even go there.  And the offense seems to be getting more dysfuctional by the week.  No rhyme or reason for the play calling and one of the best backs in the league plays sparingly.  Unless Auburn has been "saving" Dyer for the rough October stretch...  The only thing I may see that Auburn has going for it is this is the first time they'll be true underdogs and we all know how Auburn traditionally fares in that role.  Still, I have to love the cock and LattiMore than 125.  We suck against the run...and the pass...and the...


Lord Saybinz vs. Go Gatah Winner and The Heisman Trophy winner over/under 100

Lord Saybinz tackles. Lord Saybinz runs the ball more gooder.  Lord Saybinz game plans real good too.  Lord Saybinz is pure evil.  Go Gatah looks much improved and while they don't have a great QB, they do have a Rainey and a Demps, who have both been there for 17 years.  And they're real fast.  Don't think it will matter though.  The only question is Heisman Trent's yardage.  Go Gatah is tough against the run and they're in their home swamp.  I'll take Lord Saybinz and under.

Ole Miss vs. Georgia.  Actually, I think I'd rather see that match up again.  Miss. St. vs. Georgia.  Ugh, who cares?   

[chinook]

can't we just make predictions without the color? 

[Snaggletiger]

can't we just make predictions without the color?

No.  Go to the Crown thread if you want the same old, every day predictions. Now, get to writing....and make it damn funny.

[JR4AU]

War Eagles and the real War Chickens...

Can't really do this with a straight face, but here goes...It's a ground battle.  Maybe 600 yards rushing combined, and the The Wizard outscores the Ol' ball coach.  48-45

Coach Asshole at Coach Boom...

Coach Boom and teh Gatahs shock the world and show they're already back,  24-17, followed by the mullet nation calling for A.J. McBrodie to be tarred, feathered and hanged.   

Coach Falling Star vs Coach been flamed out...

Richt does his best to keep the Mullen star falling, and is successful.  UGA 28  Bully 17

[Townhallsavoy]

Lattimore's Revenge - Stifled
Ted Roof's Defense - Resurrected

South Carolina is one dimensional.  Lattimore is all they have unless they want to risk mistake-prone Garcia losing the game.  Auburn's defense is reenergized after a few key players getting rest.  We key on Latt and make the tackles.  He's not fast enough to truly gash out defense.  We'll get bodies on him.

We play Clowney for a clown, and Dyer breaks loose.

The Arrogant Fucks I Hate - GONE GET RAPED
The Arrogant Fucks That Have a Chance at Beating the Arrogant Fucks I Hate - GONE DO RAPE

Gainesville rocks, and McCarron gets raddled.  It's one thing to struggle against a weak defense, but to struggle against a wild, aggressive, speedy Muschamp defense?  Not going to work.

T-Rich forgets that his rims slow him down, and Florida wraps him up. 

The Florida offense has enough speed to make a few plays, and it's their return men (Flash and Road Runner) who get the victory for them.

Ark-SWC-Ansas - Throwing the Party
Texas-Big12A&M - The Birthday Boy

Arkansas has been exposed as a team that can't run the ball on offense and can't stop the run on defense. 

Texas A&M puts together a nice gameplan to get their first not-yet-SEC victory. 

White Running Back - Husked
Black Quarterback - Badged

Wisconsin truly gets vaulted into the BCS discussion by handling Nebraska with ease.  How do you deny an expanded Big 10 Plus champ from competing in the BCS Championship against an SEC champ? 

How do you say Oklahoma is better than Wisconsin?

It won't be easy, but Wisconsin is about to liven the conversation.

[Snaggletiger]

Lattimore's Revenge - Stifled
Ted Roof's Defense - Resurrected

The Arrogant Fucks I Hate - GONE GET RAPED
The Arrogant Fucks That Have a Chance at Beating the Arrogant Fucks I Hate - GONE DO RAPE

Ark-SWC-Ansas - Throwing the Party
Texas-Big12A&M - The Birthday Boy

White Running Back - Husked
Black Quarterback - Badged

Always about race with you, isn't it?

Question, has there ever been any more red and white on the field than when those two meet?  What's that school with the red field?  Eastern Washington or some shit.

[RWS]

Chin vs. Cocks
Kind of hard to guess because both teams are a little unpredictable. Cocks are one dimensional. Not really sure what dimension AU is right now. Stop Lattimore, force Garcia to throw, and actually defend a pass or two, and AU has a good chance I think. A few INTs will bounce AU's way and they come out on top in a close one.

Asshole vs. Boom
Another one that is hard to guess. The teams are nearly a mirror image of each other. Muschamp runs a defense based on Saban's, so it is probably a little easier for him to know how to attack it. It's Saban's defense, so he should know what defeats it. UF's offense has alot of the same pieces it did last season, and Alabama's defense owned them. That same defense is a year better now. But so is UF's offense. I think Alabama wins this one. UF's defense will play a step slower because they are still learning a pretty complex defense. Alabama's offense will capitalize on that.

[chinook]

  Eastern Washington Eagles (Eags)

the red field is called "the inferno". 

they won the 2010 national championship NCAA D- 1 (FCS)

but they are 0-4 in 2011. 

[Token]

The team everyone wishes would get the hammer  --  17
The team who is really about to get the hammer -- 59

Since Spurrier took the reigns at USCe in 2005, he has coached against Auburn 4 times.  He is 0-4 and has been outscored 163-68.  That's a whopping 41-17 per game average.  Oh, and Auburn also slapped Spurrier down on the second largest platform in college football by the tune of 56-17 just a few months ago.  If there is any team Spurrier would probably lay down his life to beat unmercifully, it's Auburn.  Garcia will somehow be flawless (like he is once a season) and Lattimore will rumble for 721 yards. 

Master -- 31
Padawan -- 14

Muschamp has Florida looking like an elite team again.  The only problem?  His offensive line is average.  His running backs have a combined weight of 168 pounds which, subsequently, means they can't run between the tackles.  And the sight of a raging Courtney Upshaw will cause his qb to hit the ground faster than, well, Courtney's girlfriend after an argument.  Florida will score on their opening drive and will look like they are ready for a fight.  Unfortunately, sometime in the second quarter, Bama will go up by 7 causing fat Charlie to panic.  He'll then call 29 pass plays in a row which will lead to Brantley being sacked 3 times and planted another 11 times after quick erratic throws.  After the game, people will complain about Bama being too aggressive with qb hits and announcers will say Florida didn't bring their A game.  Sportsbybrooks will follow the game with another Trent Richardson article detailing offshore bank accounts registered to Richardson with receipts showing 17 separate 2 million dollar deposits by Alabama rogue boosters. 

The national media will continue to ignore because Brooks is a fucking idiot. 

[AWK]

The team everyone wishes would get the hammer  --  17
The team who is really about to get the hammer -- 59

Since Spurrier took the reigns at USCe in 2005, he has coached against Auburn 4 times.  He is 0-4 and has been outscored 163-68.  That's a whopping 41-17 per game average.  Oh, and Auburn also slapped Spurrier down on the second largest platform in college football by the tune of 56-17 just a few months ago.  If there is any team Spurrier would probably lay down his life to beat unmercifully, it's Auburn.  Garcia will somehow be flawless (like he is once a season) and Lattimore will rumble for 721 yards. 

Master -- 31
Padawan -- 14

Muschamp has Florida looking like an elite team again.  The only problem?  His offensive line is average.  His running backs have a combined weight of 168 pounds which, subsequently, means they can't run between the tackles.  And the sight of a raging Courtney Upshaw will cause his qb to hit the ground faster than, well, Courtney's girlfriend after an argument.  Florida will score on their opening drive and will look like they are ready for a fight.  Unfortunately, sometime in the second quarter, Bama will go up by 7 causing fat Charlie to panic.  He'll then call 29 pass plays in a row which will lead to Brantley being sacked 3 times and planted another 11 times after quick erratic throws.  After the game, people will complain about Bama being too aggressive with qb hits and announcers will say Florida didn't bring their A game.  Sportsbybrooks will follow the game with another Trent Richardson article detailing offshore bank accounts registered to Richardson with receipts showing 17 separate 2 million dollar deposits by Alabama rogue boosters. 

The national media will continue to ignore because Brooks is a fucking idiot.

Derp a Derp what the hell is a Padawan?

[Snaggletiger]

BTW...checking some lines from VegasInsider.com currently has:

Sakerlina 10.5 over The Chin

Lord Saybinz 6 over Go Gatah

Arky 3 over SECNoobs

GoiterBall 7 over Climpsum (I picked VT in the Crown but 7 looks like a pretty big number)

Weskansan 7 over the Cornholers

and locally...Troy 15.5 over UAB