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Saniflush

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Ding dong the witch
« on: May 20, 2008, 02:54:13 PM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Ding dong the witch
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2008, 03:08:47 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 20, 2008, 02:54:13 PM
is almost dead.  Is that wrong of me?

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That's cold Sani...Obama better get his proxy vote now otherwise he might loose a superdelegate whose vote he may need to slay the real wicked witch.
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The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2008, 03:12:01 PM »
Bastard's had 41 more years than Mary Jo Kopechne. I feel nothing for the man. I wonder if her convulsions were like his seizures. Only she did not get a chance to get help.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Ding dong the witch
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2008, 03:18:07 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on May 20, 2008, 03:12:01 PM
Bastard's had 41 more years than Mary Jo Kopechne. I feel nothing for the man. I wonder if her convulsions were like his seizures. Only she did not get a chance to get help.

Amen to that!  And kudos to you for reminding everyone of Mary Jo.
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The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
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The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
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Re: Ding dong the witch
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2008, 04:02:29 PM »
I say we send his fat ass up to Canada to try out some of that Socialized medicine.  I figure an 8 week waitlist for a catscan, another 6 week waitlist for the physical operation and assorted 2 week waitlists for each follow-up chemo or radiation treatment ought to work out great for everyone.   :rofl:

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Re: Ding dong the witch
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2008, 04:11:02 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on May 20, 2008, 04:02:29 PM
I say we send his fat ass up to Canada to try out some of that Socialized medicine.  I figure an 8 week waitlist for a catscan, another 6 week waitlist for the physical operation and assorted 2 week waitlists for each follow-up chemo or radiation treatment ought to work out great for everyone.   :rofl:



Best idea I have heard in a long time.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."
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