USF was tongue in cheek.
Would W. Va fit in well? They gave LSU a good run. About as good as anyone else in the SEC will this year.
It's all about TV markets, and I don't think WVU really fills that. The state is smaller, population wise, than anyone in the SEC. Maybe you get the Pittsburgh market.
I think VT is the absolute best fit, gives you a good chunk of the DC market, unless you can get one of the NC schools (NC State maybe), but I don't see any of those guys leaving the ACC.
I still think Mizzou ends up in the SEC when it's all said and done.