Pac Super Conference

Token · « **Reply #40 on:** September 20, 2011, 02:49:58 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on September 20, 2011, 02:46:08 PM

Lexington at least knows that tea = sugar + tea.

Damn Jarhead. I'm trying to assist here, but if you yankee mother fuckers don't know how to serve tea with sugar in it? Fuck Missouri.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #41 on:** September 20, 2011, 02:53:29 PM »

Quote from: Token on September 20, 2011, 02:49:58 PM

Damn Jarhead. I'm trying to assist here, but if you yankee mother fuckers don't know how to serve tea with sugar in it? Fuck Missouri.

It's true. But the BBQ in KC kicks ass. That's a wash, right?

AUChizad · « **Reply #42 on:** September 20, 2011, 02:53:30 PM »

Quote from: Token on September 20, 2011, 02:49:58 PM

Damn Jarhead. I'm trying to assist here, but if you yankee mother fuckers don't know how to serve tea with sugar in it? Fuck Missouri.

Hell, in Louisiana, New Orleans at least, you have to specify, and sometimes they don't have it.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #43 on:** September 20, 2011, 02:55:21 PM »

Quote from: Token on September 20, 2011, 02:49:58 PM

Damn Jarhead. I'm trying to assist here, but if you yankee mother fuckers don't know how to serve tea with sugar in it? Fuck Missouri.

I am by no means a "southern boy" or "country boy" or "redneck."

But I understand that what makes the SEC special is that we share a culture together, and our culture is heavily based around football.

What makes the South great is its family atmosphere, food, alcohol, and pride. It's the twang in our voices (even the least southern Southerner has a heavy twang when living up north). It's the fact that our women are exposed to sunshine. We don't experience much snow. We're all a few hours from the beach.

Missouri just doesn't fit. Texas A&M's close. They're acceptable. I see the potential to train them much like the hillbilly country of Arkansas.

But Missouri? North Missouri?

Analyze the colors of the SEC. We're vibrant. We pop. We have pizzazz in our uniforms. We're instantly recognizable. Easily distinguishable. And we're original.

Missouri? Industrial. Brown. Like Purdue. Like mud. Our uniforms reflect the gardens of the South that bloom deep into the fall season.

Missouri represents the sludge of a gray, dark, cold winter.

To sum it all up? I don't like Missouri. Not as a Big 12 team. Not as a Big 10 team. And certainly not an SEC team.

To add - Does Missouri even think about college football in March? April? June?

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #44 on:** September 20, 2011, 02:56:30 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on September 20, 2011, 02:53:29 PM

It's true. But the BBQ in KC kicks ass. That's a wash, right?

Remember Country's BBQ in Auburn? Yeah I barely do too. It was KC BBQ. Bleck. If I puked up Mike and Ed's BBQ sauce it'd taste better than that putrid shit they were spreading on nacho chips.

AUChizad · « **Reply #45 on:** September 20, 2011, 03:00:07 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on September 20, 2011, 02:55:21 PM

Analyze the colors of the SEC. We're vibrant. We pop. We have pizzazz in our uniforms. We're instantly recognizable. Easily distinguishable. And we're original.

Missouri? Industrial. Brown. Like Purdue. Like mud. Our uniforms reflect the gardens of the South that bloom deep into the fall season.

We thought Auburn & LSU was confusing. Adding Mizzou & possibly Clemson will be just great.

When LSU fans yell Tiger Bait that could pertain to a quarter of the entire conference.

Kaos · « **Reply #46 on:** September 20, 2011, 03:10:26 PM »

I got sweet tea in Maine when I was there recently. Very surprised.

JR4AU · « **Reply #47 on:** September 20, 2011, 03:21:01 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 20, 2011, 02:33:07 PM

Mizzou is about as attractive to me as Virgin Tech or West Virgin. I know it's about market but if expansion is inevitable....like rape....I want teams that make sense geographically and tradition-wise. Clemson, GT, FSU or Middle Tennessee State...wait, what?

Matters not on the business side, and this is business.

Token · « **Reply #48 on:** September 20, 2011, 03:21:13 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 20, 2011, 03:10:26 PM

I got sweet tea in Maine when I was there recently. Very surprised.

You fucking topper.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #49 on:** September 20, 2011, 03:30:35 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 20, 2011, 03:10:26 PM

I got sweet tea in Maine when I was there recently. Very surprised.

I watched an episode of No Reservations about Maine. Seemed like a really cool state. Let's invite them to the SEC. They at least provide a discount on lobster.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #50 on:** September 20, 2011, 03:32:26 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on September 20, 2011, 02:56:30 PM

Remember Country's BBQ in Auburn? Yeah I barely do too. It was KC BBQ. Bleck. If I puked up Mike and Ed's BBQ sauce it'd taste better than that putrid shit they were spreading on nacho chips.

My friend, you need to order some sauce and rub from Arthur Bryant's.

http://www.arthurbryantsbbq.com/index.htm

Kaos · « **Reply #51 on:** September 20, 2011, 03:42:33 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on September 20, 2011, 03:30:35 PM

I watched an episode of No Reservations about Maine. Seemed like a really cool state. Let's invite them to the SEC. They at least provide a discount on lobster.

Portland Maine is a really cool city. I could live there.

GH2001 · « **Reply #52 on:** September 20, 2011, 03:45:10 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on September 20, 2011, 02:53:29 PM

It's true. But the BBQ in KC kicks ass. That's a wash, right?

Yeah but Memphis BBQ > St. Louis BBQ.

Although I do love St. Louis ribs.

Token, Kentucky probably has the best Basketball program - all time. Add in sweet tea and bluegrass music and it does tend to have a southern feel to it somewhat. Although not 100%. Plus they are already here.

GH2001 · « **Reply #53 on:** September 20, 2011, 03:46:41 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on September 20, 2011, 02:56:30 PM

Remember Country's BBQ in Auburn? Yeah I barely do too. It was KC BBQ. Bleck. If I puked up Mike and Ed's BBQ sauce it'd taste better than that putrid shit they were spreading on nacho chips.

Countrys is absolutely a pathetic excuse for BBQ. They appeal to tourists and people who dont know any better. Nasty shit.

JR4AU · « **Reply #54 on:** September 20, 2011, 03:47:09 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 20, 2011, 03:42:33 PM

Portland Maine is a really cool city. I could live there.

I bet it's almost 100% bammer free too.

GH2001 · « **Reply #55 on:** September 20, 2011, 03:48:24 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on September 20, 2011, 03:47:09 PM

I bet it's almost 100% bammer free too.

Well yeah - very few Wal Marts and even fewer trailer parks. Plus, they are pretty hard on incest in Maine's courts.

JR4AU · « **Reply #56 on:** September 20, 2011, 03:49:27 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on September 20, 2011, 03:48:24 PM

Well yeah - very few Wal Marts and even fewer trailer parks. Plus, they are pretty hard on incest in Maine's courts.

Domestic Violence too

Kaos · « **Reply #57 on:** September 20, 2011, 03:58:42 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on September 20, 2011, 03:47:09 PM

I bet it's almost 100% bammer free too.

It's free of a lot of things. Very strange little place.

GH2001 · « **Reply #58 on:** September 20, 2011, 04:00:00 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 20, 2011, 03:58:42 PM

It's free of a lot of things. Very strange little place.

Straight people? Is that where Vito got fucked by that firefighter?

Kaos · « **Reply #59 on:** September 20, 2011, 04:10:38 PM »

No, Vito got ass bagged in New Hampshire.

Maine was pretty much free of all ethnicities. It was very odd and was to the point it was noticeable. Only hardscrabble white folks mostly. Very weathered looking.

I did see quite a number of attractive women, but they all lacked an ass. One in particular -- in an ice cream store on a cobblestone street in Portland licking a cone -- saw her through the window and it was so stunning I actually veered in to order an ice cream I had no desire for just to catch a better look.

Beautiful face. Gorgeous blonde hair. Long thin neck. Outstanding rack, pretty hands, long legs. And an ass as flat as a cardboard box.