Auburn Doesn't Receive NOA...South Carolina Does

[dallaswareagle]

I wish there was a guidebook for Auburn-owned businesses - does the Alumni Association have one?  Then we would know what stores to patronize.  May not always be possible, at least in certain areas of the state, but like GH found out - better to suport an AU Alum than put up with trash from trash.

The other response would be to reply with a smile "And what year's did you graduate attend  Alabama?"

To say graduate would validate their life.

[GH2001]

I wish there was a guidebook for Auburn-owned businesses - does the Alumni Association have one?  Then we would know what stores to patronize.  May not always be possible, at least in certain areas of the state, but like GH found out - better to suport an AU Alum than put up with trash from trash.

The other response would be to reply with a smile "And what year did you graduate from Alabama?"

I liked the response the guy gave in Chizad's link:

"So I wouldn't have to work at a gas station."  And you could add "like Shane Corn" to the end of it.

Chris Verno said he looked like he got his education from a Pilot Truck Stop. Said he looked like he needed a big bag of funjuns and a steel reserve. HA.

[Pell City Tiger]

I ventured into Leeds, Alabama's finest truck stop to fill up on gas and wake up with some high quality coffee.

I work in Leeds and I'm intimately familiar with this truck stop. It's infested with minimum wage updykes (an oxymoron, I know). It's a Chevron that sits off the Brompton exit off I-20. A seedy little dive, but they make one hell of a bacon and egg breakfast sammich - but I digress.

I damn near came to blows with one of them a couple of months back. I got into a verbal fracas with the updyke working the counter. I mentioned that bammer fans served 2 purposes in life; clogging the welfare system and fixing Auburn fans a fried egg and bacon sandwich every morning. I told him that "as long as the devil made bammer fans, illegal immigrants would always have competition for all the menial shit jobs in the area."

He took offense to my remark and I laughed at him. He told me he got off work at 10 and he'd kick my ass any place I wanted to meet. I told him thanks, but I didn't want to get shit on my hands.

I left and haven't been back since.

[GH2001]

I work in Leeds and I'm intimately familiar with this truck stop. It's infested with minimum wage updykes (an oxymoron, I know). It's a Chevron that sits off the Brompton exit off I-20. A seedy little dive, but they make one hell of a bacon and egg breakfast sammich - but I digress.

I damn near came to blows with one of them a couple of months back. I got into a verbal fracas with the updyke working the counter. I mentioned that bammer fans served 2 purposes in life; clogging the welfare system and fixing Auburn fans a fried egg and bacon sandwich every morning. I told him that "as long as the devil made bammer fans, illegal immigrants would always have competition for all the menial shit jobs in the area."

He took offense to my remark and I laughed at him. He told me he got off work at 10 and he'd kick my ass any place I wanted to meet. I told him thanks, but I didn't want to get shit on my hands.

I left and haven't been back since.

Bravo sir.

[Tiger Wench]

I work in Leeds and I'm intimately familiar with this truck stop. It's infested with minimum wage updykes (an oxymoron, I know). It's a Chevron that sits off the Brompton exit off I-20. A seedy little dive, but they make one hell of a bacon and egg breakfast sammich - but I digress.

I damn near came to blows with one of them a couple of months back. I got into a verbal fracas with the updyke working the counter. I mentioned that bammer fans served 2 purposes in life; clogging the welfare system and fixing Auburn fans a fried egg and bacon sandwich every morning. I told him that "as long as the devil made bammer fans, illegal immigrants would always have competition for all the menial shit jobs in the area."

He took offense to my remark and I laughed at him. He told me he got off work at 10 and he'd kick my ass any place I wanted to meet. I told him thanks, but I didn't want to get shit on my hands.

I left and haven't been back since.

My money is on the Chief.

Oh, and have I mentioned lately how much I love you? 

[Pell City Tiger]

My money is on the Chief.

Oh, and have I mentioned lately how much I love you? 

It's been a while. The offer still stands; put that poor spelling coonass on the road and we'll sew some seeds together.  goo

[AUTiger1]

I took my mower to the shop to be worked on this evening.  When I get there the guy is asking me what all is wrong...yada, yada, yada.  The then tells me he will have to charge me extra for wearing that shirt (2010 SEC Championship shirt) I didn't smile, laugh, just glared.  He immediately apologized.  I was about 3 ticks from taking it elsewhere.  IF I didn't know the owner and have done lots of business with this place, I would have taken it to the Husqvarna/Toro/Still/Echo shop down the road. 

Most of the time I usually crack a joke back, but here lately when people do that shit it pisses me off.  Good fun or not, the customer is always right so it would be best to not crack a joke. 

[DnATL]

I work in Leeds and I'm intimately familiar with this truck stop. It's infested with minimum wage updykes (an oxymoron, I know). It's a Chevron that sits off the Brompton exit off I-20. A seedy little dive, but they make one hell of a bacon and egg breakfast sammich - but I digress.

I damn near came to blows with one of them a couple of months back. I got into a verbal fracas with the updyke working the counter. I mentioned that bammer fans served 2 purposes in life; clogging the welfare system and fixing Auburn fans a fried egg and bacon sandwich every morning. I told him that "as long as the devil made bammer fans, illegal immigrants would always have competition for all the menial shit jobs in the area."

He took offense to my remark and I laughed at him. He told me he got off work at 10 and he'd kick my ass any place I wanted to meet. I told him thanks, but I didn't want to get shit on my hands.

I left and haven't been back since.

I'm going to have to stop by there next time I go to the 'ham.  May get a buddy of mine who seems to have irritable bowel syndrome* to start bombing their restroom on his weekly trips out to Pell City.

*No, AWK, you cannot have his number

[djsimp]

You know, I could make a report on my own bammer findings here in Upshawville.....but I want. I could rant about my own daily dealings with retarded, inbred, sister fucking, retorted looking Bryant worshipers.....but I want. What I will tell you is that I have a serious passion of hate towards any cocksucking bammer than I have ever had in my life. and thats saying something. I would seriously consider the option of going to jail just to have a moment of shoving my fist down a bammers throat.

[Token]

You know, I could make a report on my own bammer findings here in Upshawville.....but I want. I could rant about my own daily dealings with retarded, inbred, sister fucking, retorted looking Bryant worshipers.....but I want. What I will tell you is that I have a serious passion of hate towards any cocksucking bammer than I have ever had in my life. and thats saying something. I would seriously consider the option of going to jail just to have a moment of shoving my fist down a bammers throat.

I won't you to make that report, and I won't you to rant.  It entertains me. 

[djsimp]

I won't you to make that report, and I won't you to rant.  It entertains me.

I know it does you fucker. Someone has to entertain you on your boring ass runs around the local Community College campus.

[dallaswareagle]

I know its Texas but they are out here too. I don’t see too many of them though. But then again I am not going to 7-11’s  between 10 pm to 6 am.

[AUChizad]

I know it does you fucker. Someone has to entertain you on your boring ass runs around the local Community College campus.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

Thank God for Huntsville.  All the Bama fans here that I interact with went to UAH or Georgia Tech so they are at least somewhat intelligent.  All the Bama fans with the minimum wage jobs more or less know their place.

[AUTiger1]

Thank God for Huntsville.  All the Bama fans here that I interact with went to UAH or Georgia Tech so they are at least somewhat intelligent.  All the Bama fans with the minimum wage jobs more or less know their place.

^^This for the most part, but there are those rare occasions.

[ssgaufan]

Thank God for Huntsville.  All the Bama fans here that I interact with went to UAH or Georgia Tech so they are at least somewhat intelligent.  All the Bama fans with the minimum wage jobs more or less know their place.

I will be in Huntsville on Friday.  Living in Cullman puts me right in the middle of Bham and Huntsvegas.  If I need something that Cullman doesn't offer, I always go north on I 65.

[djsimp]

I will be in Huntsville on Friday.  Living in Cullman puts me right in the middle of Bham and Huntsvegas.  If I need something that Cullman doesn't offer, I always go north on I 65.

Huntsville is a nice town. I didn't realize you're in Cullman, or I had forgotten at some point.