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Slater Resigns
« on: May 17, 2008, 10:09:13 PM »
Jay Jacobs basically  told him to resign or he was getting fired.
Let the coaching search begin.
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Re: Slater Resigns
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2008, 10:51:28 PM »
Thank God...4 years of not being in the top fucking 8 of the SEC is bullshit!
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Re: Slater Resigns
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2008, 12:49:06 AM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on May 17, 2008, 10:51:28 PM
Thank God...4 years of not being in the top fucking 8 of the SEC is bullshit!

5 years. 
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Re: Slater Resigns
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2008, 01:05:45 PM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on May 18, 2008, 12:49:06 AM
5 years. 

Well to be fair, he considered us top 8 one of those years even if we weren't.
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Re: Slater Resigns
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2008, 08:35:11 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on May 17, 2008, 10:09:13 PM
Jay Jacobs basically  told him to resign or he was getting fired.
Let the coaching search begin.

Total BS.  Slater walked in and told Jacobs he realized he wasn't getting it done and wanted to take that job as a stocker at Wal Mart he'd been offered.  Jacobs offered him a raise and then offered to skob his knob right then and there.  Because Slater is smarter than Jacobs, he took the skobbing and then quit anyway. 
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Re: Slater Resigns
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2008, 09:18:40 PM »
That Slater's a regular Bill Brasky
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Re: Slater Resigns
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2008, 03:09:43 PM »
A.C. Slater fucking rocks.
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Re: Slater Resigns
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2008, 03:46:49 PM »
Quote from: AWK on May 19, 2008, 03:09:43 PM
A.C. Slater fucking rocks.

i have always admired a curly mullet. 
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Re: Slater Resigns
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2008, 04:16:42 AM »
Quote from: chinook on May 19, 2008, 03:46:49 PM
i have always admired a curly mullet. 
I loved Jessie Spano
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Re: Slater Resigns
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2008, 02:34:52 PM »
Quote from: jumbo on May 20, 2008, 04:16:42 AM
I loved Jessie Spano

"Im so excited, Im so excited, Im soooo scaarreed!!!" 
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Re: Slater Resigns
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2008, 04:03:49 PM »
Funny thing is, Dustin Diamond could kick all their asses now.
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Re: Slater Resigns
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2008, 04:37:36 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 20, 2008, 04:03:49 PM
Funny thing is, Dustin Diamond could kick all their asses now.
Well, all but Kelly Kapowski that is.
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Re: Slater Resigns
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2008, 11:58:14 AM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 20, 2008, 04:03:49 PM
Funny thing is, Dustin Diamond could kick all their asses now.

He's poor, panhandling, and pornographing...he's got no time for pugilism.
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Re: Slater Resigns
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2008, 02:13:38 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on May 21, 2008, 11:58:14 AM
He's poor, panhandling, and pornographing...he's got no time for pugilism.


Very good use of alliteration.

I'd give you a B+. 

Next assignment is to use some mixaphors. 
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