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Crazy Gate Crashers

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Re: Crazy Gate Crashers
« Reply #20 on: September 15, 2011, 03:24:52 PM »
Proud taxpayer tit sucker here.

Motherfucker feeding at the public trough.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Crazy Gate Crashers
« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2011, 03:26:33 PM »
I was actually working for my paycheck, as opposed to sucking off the taxpayer tit, you silly bureaucrat.

HEY!  You folks can mock the government leech in the political forum, but let's stick with the program here. 

I'm sure that Tareq will be alright without her...
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Re: Crazy Gate Crashers
« Reply #22 on: September 15, 2011, 03:31:54 PM »
Not quite the same, JR.  You have bad guys killed for a living.  That counts in your favor.

Thanks TW.   But, Tits, are, well........the Titz!
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« Reply #23 on: September 15, 2011, 04:00:29 PM »
I was actually working for my paycheck, as opposed to sucking off the taxpayer tit, you silly bureaucrat.

Couldn't respond sooner...I was busy meeting with the President of the Navy.

Oh, and taxpayer titties are the best.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Crazy Gate Crashers
« Reply #24 on: September 15, 2011, 04:05:02 PM »
Couldn't respond sooner...I was busy meeting with the President of the Navy.

Oh, and taxpayer titties are the best.

Well La De Frickin' Da! Which is actually kinda cool.  All I ever get to talk to is old crusty Generals and Colonels
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