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Happy Birthday to the one and only
« on: September 16, 2011, 08:04:52 AM »
Saniflush, remember small puffs of air go a long way.
« Last Edit: September 16, 2011, 11:57:46 AM by Jumbo »
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Re: Happy Birthday to the one and only
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2011, 08:34:05 AM »
I have a field trip set up for the Junior High girls from Trinity to come to your house this evening for a swimming party.  Happy birthday, H.
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Re: Happy Birthday to the one and only
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2011, 08:53:05 AM »
Happy Birthday, sani.  Hope your day is filled with booze and whures.
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Re: Happy Birthday to the one and only
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2011, 09:22:23 AM »
Happy birthday to half a sandwich.    Love you, big guy.  Wouldn't let my daughter within 500 yards of you, but I still love you.
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Re: Happy Birthday to the one and only
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2011, 09:33:14 AM »
If only I were a teenage girl...then your birthday would be complete.

Happy birthday, penis breath.
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Re: Happy Birthday to the one and only
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2011, 09:37:24 AM »
Happy happy joy joy. I got you a gift.

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Re: Happy Birthday to the one and only
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2011, 10:23:15 AM »
I am now changing my legal name to greybush.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy Birthday to the one and only
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2011, 10:29:15 AM »
may you be blessed with martinis, hookers, gambling winnings and hours of gaming.

happy birthday. 
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Re: Happy Birthday to the one and only
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2011, 11:11:05 AM »
Happy Birthday Fucker!

May it be blessed with blow, booze and all the Filipino whore you can handle.
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Re: Happy Birthday to the one and only
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2011, 11:28:20 AM »
Fuck your burfday...  I'm sending Vandy over in his high-heels and mini skirt. 
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Re: Happy Birthday to the one and only
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2011, 01:13:58 PM »
Happy Birthday... Wes will provide all free blow jobs...all weekend long.
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Re: Happy Birthday to the one and only
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2011, 03:05:37 PM »
Happy Birthday Sani! 

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Re: Happy Birthday to the one and only
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2011, 03:08:23 PM »


What Sani wishes he was doing today...
« Last Edit: September 16, 2011, 03:13:24 PM by Saniflush »
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Re: Happy Birthday to the one and only
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2011, 03:15:05 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 16, 2011, 03:08:23 PM


What Sani wishes he was doing today...

What Sani WILL be doing today...

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy Birthday to the one and only
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2011, 06:34:50 PM »
Happy birthday, fucker! If you're ever out this way, we hired 2 new Filipino girls at work. I'll give you 20 minutes with them.
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Re: Happy Birthday to the one and only
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2011, 11:15:14 PM »
Is it still his birthday?

Happy day to you.
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