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Throwing Tradition Out The Window

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Re: Throwing Tradition Out The Window
« Reply #20 on: September 15, 2011, 12:13:29 PM »
Don't get them started on the subject of lung cancer.

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« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2011, 12:51:33 PM »
We stole bama’s dignity (of what they have) last year.

Yes but "bammer dignity" really has no value at all. 
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Re: Throwing Tradition Out The Window
« Reply #22 on: September 15, 2011, 02:41:05 PM »
This was a really shitty statement to make by an Auburn student.   :facepalm:

Yeah, I did a facepalm on that one too. What can I say, its the new Obama generation of kids.

I bet if they were paying for that football, they wouldn't be making those statements. Easier to piss away someone else's expenses.
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« Reply #23 on: September 15, 2011, 03:29:00 PM »
Yeah, I did a facepalm on that one too. What can I say, its the new Obama generation of kids.

I bet if they were paying for that football, they wouldn't be making those statements. Easier to piss away someone else's expenses.

The little tradition isn't so bad really.  I agree it's funny.  It is only footballs to a university, and I imagine most are recovered anyway.  But still, that's not the point. 

Those two statements I quoted are evidence of really warped thinking.   One essentially says: "I want to do it, it's fun, and someone else should pay for my fun because they can afford it." The other one which essentially says "How am I supposed to control myself if others are egging me on, besides if they really didn't want us breaking a rule they should do something to prevent us from being tempted to  break it."  The fuck? 

Then there's this issue too...with our defense it's possible a trip to Jordan-Hare for some visiting teams could get very expensive! 
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« Reply #24 on: September 15, 2011, 03:34:14 PM »

The little tradition isn't so bad really.  I agree it's funny.  It is only footballs to a university, and I imagine most are recovered anyway.  But still, that's not the point. 

Those two statements I quoted are evidence of really warped thinking.   One essentially says: "I want to do it, it's fun, and someone else should pay for my fun because they can afford it." The other one which essentially says "How am I supposed to control myself if others are egging me on, besides if they really didn't want us breaking a rule they should do something to prevent us from being tempted to  break it."  The fuck? 

Then there's this issue too...with our defense it's possible a trip to Jordan-Hare for some visiting teams could get very expensive!

We may not beat them but we will damn sure break them.
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« Reply #25 on: September 15, 2011, 03:40:09 PM »
We may not beat them but we will damn sure break them.

Roof could make a sign to hold up...

"Keep scoring motherfuckers, it's gonna get expensive"
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« Reply #26 on: September 15, 2011, 03:42:57 PM »
Roof could make a sign to hold up...

"Keep scoring motherfuckers, it's gonna get expensive"

I like the new defensive philosophy.
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« Reply #27 on: September 15, 2011, 03:52:08 PM »
Roof could make a sign to hold up...

"Keep scoring motherfuckers, it's gonna get expensive"

Playing on the jumbotron as they kick th XP.

   

You know there is way to fuck with the balls without getting in trouble.  Whoever catches it stick a small pin hole in the ball and throw it back. Ball deflates very slowly and by end of the game (with our defense) they have alot of slowly deflating balls.

Will call it "Rooofing" the ball.
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« Reply #28 on: September 15, 2011, 04:02:28 PM »
Playing on the jumbotron as they kick th XP.

   

You know there is way to fuck with the balls without getting in trouble.  Whoever catches it stick a small pin hole in the ball and throw it back. Ball deflates very slowly and by end of the game (with our defense) they have alot of slowly deflating balls.

Will call it "Rooofing" the ball.

They really should call it flooring
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« Reply #29 on: September 15, 2011, 11:29:21 PM »
Jesus...ya'll are some uptight, no-fun loving motherfuckers.

Reading too much into a college student's sound byte?  yep.

Fucking hell people.  It's not a referendum on the state of the economy and the younger generation's liberal-leaning tendencies.... it's fucking with a football opponent and doesn't cost anyone ANYTHING.

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« Reply #30 on: September 16, 2011, 09:33:22 AM »
Jesus...ya'll are some uptight, no-fun loving motherfuckers.

Reading too much into a college student's sound byte?  yep.

Fucking hell people.  It's not a referendum on the state of the economy and the younger generation's liberal-leaning tendencies.... it's fucking with a football opponent and doesn't cost anyone ANYTHING.
Welcome to Obama's America.
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« Reply #31 on: September 16, 2011, 10:43:26 AM »
It's against the stated policy.  You can either abide by the rules or get tossed from the game.  What's the problem?
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« Reply #32 on: September 16, 2011, 10:46:07 AM »
It's against the stated policy.  You can either abide by the rules or get tossed from the game.  What's the problem?

The policy isn't funny.  I always choose funny over policy. 

BTW?  Alcohol in the stadium is against the policy, too.  I guess everybody with a mini needs to pack their shit up and leave. 
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« Reply #33 on: September 16, 2011, 10:49:22 AM »
The policy isn't funny.  I always choose funny over policy. 

BTW?  Alcohol in the stadium is against the policy, too.  I guess everybody with a mini needs to pack their shitake up and leave.

No, but if you are sitting there swigging straight from the bottle of everclear with the feed being shown live on the jumbotron you really don't have much to bitch about when the nice man with the earpiece asks you to leave. 
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Re: Throwing Tradition Out The Window
« Reply #34 on: September 16, 2011, 10:52:08 AM »
No, but if you are sitting there swigging straight from the bottle of everclear with the feed being shown live on the jumbotron you really don't have much to bitch about when the nice man with the earpiece asks you to leave.

So if they don't show the person chunking the ball out on the Jumbotron, we're good with it?

Just trying to clarify when it's okay to break the rules. 
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« Reply #35 on: September 16, 2011, 11:15:14 AM »
So if they don't show the person chunking the ball out on the Jumbotron, we're good with it?

Just trying to clarify when it's okay to break the rules.

I had the cruise control set on 74 on the way to Auburn while driving on I-85.

The speed limit is 70.

I also snuck a bottle of Woodford Reserve in the stadium.

I mixed it with Coke product.

Then I drank it.

I wasn't sitting in the end zone so I didn't get a chance to catch/throw the football.
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« Reply #36 on: September 16, 2011, 11:24:20 AM »
The policy isn't funny.  I always choose funny over policy. 

BTW?  Alcohol in the stadium is against the policy, too.  I guess everybody with a mini needs to pack their shit up and leave.

Whew!  Mine isn't a mini. 
I'm good right?
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« Reply #37 on: September 16, 2011, 11:26:08 AM »
So if they don't show the person chunking the ball out on the Jumbotron, we're good with it?

Just trying to clarify when it's okay to break the rules.

Break the rules don't break the rules, whatever, just saying that when you get caught and punished for it don't bitch about it.  Since there is only one football in play, and only one person can catch the ball in the stands, and only one person can throw it over the edge, then it is kind of obvious who is breaking the rule in that case (hence my example of getting caught with the everclear on the jumbotron).
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« Reply #38 on: September 16, 2011, 12:36:13 PM »
Break the rules don't break the rules, whatever, just saying that when you get caught and punished for it don't bitch about it.  Since there is only one football in play, and only one person can catch the ball in the stands, and only one person can throw it over the edge, then it is kind of obvious who is breaking the rule in that case (hence my example of getting caught with the everclear on the jumbotron).

So if a bunch of people brought footballs into the stadium and threw them ALL out at the same time so it would be harder to identify the real one, we're good? 

Again, clarification. 
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« Reply #39 on: September 16, 2011, 01:10:59 PM »
The policy isn't funny.  I always choose funny over policy. 

BTW?  Alcohol in the stadium is against the policy, too.  I guess everybody with a mini needs to pack their shit up and leave.

I know it's against the rule to take my flask in.  I have done it, and think it's a stupid rule that you can't drink at the game, BUT I know it's against the rule, and make an effort not to get nabbed.  If I got caught, I'd expect to be shown the way out.  I might think the rule is stupid, but I still know it's a rule, and I wouldn't bitch about it being chicken shit and be quoted in the paper acting like they were wrong for enforcing it. I wouldn't whine about them not taking enough measures to prevent me from  breaking the rules.  I wouldn't claim I had no control over my own behavior because my buds all brought their flasks in. 

And yes, I know you're just going for the reaction. 
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