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« on: May 14, 2008, 03:20:48 PM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2008, 03:45:30 PM »
From the comments section:
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what a lovely young lady...she will do great things
I laughed!
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« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2008, 03:48:12 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on May 14, 2008, 03:45:30 PM
From the comments section:I laughed!

This is the one that got me....


"They wanted her to leave....:
...but deep down I think they were all sad to see her go. She'll be missed."
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2008, 03:53:00 PM »
Nice hat...very fitting
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« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2008, 04:27:43 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 14, 2008, 03:20:48 PM
"I'm pressin charges"

http://www.break.com/index/im-pressin-charges.html

Welcome to Barack's America! 

Somebody put her in a circus where she belongs. 
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« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2008, 05:12:41 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 14, 2008, 03:53:00 PM
Nice hat...very fitting

I only wish that were an Alabama hat...

sadly, its actually a braves hat...  (ignore this if you are a dirty mets/yankees fan)
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« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2008, 05:28:14 PM »
Is it bad I understood every word that idiot said???
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« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2008, 06:04:20 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 14, 2008, 03:53:00 PM
Nice hat...very fitting


Aubie16 is correct , it is a braves hat. Sorry.      :fu:

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« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2008, 11:41:46 PM »
How you know dat's a Braves hat?  Did Tawanna tell you dat?
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« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2008, 01:53:48 AM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on May 14, 2008, 05:28:14 PM
Is it bad I understood every word that idiot said???
Me too, she wasn't talking just running together verses of a couple of Soulja Boy rap songs :clap:
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« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2008, 02:27:18 AM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on May 14, 2008, 05:28:14 PM
Is it bad I understood every word that idiot said???

Quote from: jumbo on May 15, 2008, 01:53:48 AM
Me too, she wasn't talking just running together verses of a couple of Soulja Boy rap songs :clap:

I just heard a bunch of clicks, clocks and snaps.  Did she actually say anything? 
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Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2008, 02:07:09 PM »
Quote from: jumbo on May 15, 2008, 01:53:48 AM
Me too, she wasn't talking just running together verses of a couple of Soulja Boy rap songs :clap:
Yaaah trick, yaaaah!
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« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2008, 02:50:21 PM »
Quote from: Hugh Jass on May 16, 2008, 02:07:09 PM
Yaaah trick, yaaaah!
Get out my face! Get out my face!
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« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2008, 11:17:12 AM »
With subtitles for the crazy-talk impaired
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« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2008, 11:22:07 AM »
I think the translation at the end is wrong.  I think she is trying to say "I'm pressing charges" rather than "I'm president Charlie" but then who really knows for sure? 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2008, 11:33:45 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 31, 2008, 11:22:07 AM
I think the translation at the end is wrong.  I think she is trying to say "I'm pressing charges" rather than "I'm president Charlie" but then who really knows for sure? 
The whole things was a joke and purposely mistranslated.
Quite funny too.
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« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2008, 11:36:39 AM »
Quote from: AUChizad on May 31, 2008, 11:33:45 AM
The whole things was a joke and purposely mistranslated.
Quite funny too.

What's sad is I couldn't even tell that it was mis-translated.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2008, 11:45:03 AM »
Not to be a downer, but...
She's clearly crazy. She keeps shouting out to Young Jeezy, as if she knows him. Also she asks everyone who wants to see Young Jeezy kill George Bush. WTF?  She keeps telling the old lady to get out of her face when clearly she's the one out of her seat up in the woman's face. I don't think she even realizes that.
In fact...
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« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2008, 11:58:55 AM »
Tissue anyone?  Damn.  :blink:
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« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2008, 01:05:01 PM »
Quote from: AuburnChopper1 on May 31, 2008, 11:58:55 AM
Tissue anyone?  Damn.  :blink:
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