I heard that Auburn had a special visitor this past Saturday...

The Prowler · « **on:** September 12, 2011, 08:19:49 AM »

Paul Dickhead Finebaum was in attendance...with his "press pass". Word on da skreets, he was there to see Auburn lose and he had a weeks worth of shit he was going to spew about Auburn, things like the team is falling apart, the coaches are fighting, the players and the coaches are fighting, there's a rift among the players as to who the starting QB should be, Coach Hunchback Mullens is a God among SEC coaches....He'll probably still say something similar to some of that, now he'll say something about the headsets, like we were tapping into them (yeah....really).

AUChizad · « **Reply #1 on:** September 12, 2011, 11:46:49 AM »

The only person whose articles can fail harder than Finebaums is Shane's.

http://capstonereport.com/2011/09/12/auburn-fans-fear-paul-finebaum-bunker-wants-finebaum-banned-from-auburn-games/13625/

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Auburn fans fear Paul Finebaum; Bunker wants Finebaum banned from Auburn games

T he South’s most influential media voice has Auburn fans in a tizzy. Paul Finebaum, host of the Paul Finebaum Radio Network and a Sports Illustrated columnist, attended the Auburn-Mississippi State game. Auburn fans in a typical display of SEC hospitality heckled Finebaum. At least the verbal abuse was better than Finebaum’s trip to Auburn in 2009—a trip that resulted in an Auburn fan spitting on Finebaum and two coaches’ wives verbally accosting Finebaum following Auburn’s home loss. (See more on that confrontation here.)

The real story came after the game. Auburn fans on the Bunker, a fan message board on the Auburn Rivals website, vented their frustration about Finebaum. It is clear that Auburn fans fear Paul Finebaum. Auburn posters at AuburnUndercover.com were also pushing a petition or letter drive to get Finebaum banned from campus.

Numerous posts on the Auburn fan website AUSports.com—home of the infamous Jeffrey Lee—urged Auburn administrators to ban Finebaum from Auburn games. One Auburn fan emailed the Auburn athletic department with his complaint. He copied and pasted his email exchange with Auburn Athletic Director Jay Jacobs and Auburn’s Associate Athletic Director for Media Relations.

The Auburn fan complained, “Dear Mr. Jacobs, Please consider denying all press credentials and player/coach access to Paul Finebaum. He has engaged in a baseless, non-stop smear campaign against Auburn. This member of the Auburn family has had enough. We can’t stop our enemies from running their mouths, but we don’t have to take their calls or invite them over to our house.”

You can see the fear. Auburn fans believe Finebaum has a vendetta against the school and the football program. Why? Finebaum defended the school during the height of the Cam Newton controversy. This was something few in the media did. All Finebaum has done in the time since then was ask the status of the NCAA investigation into Auburn’s alleged cheating.

Auburn doesn’t like the answer.

Auburn fans are afraid of what the NCAA is doing, and what Paul Finebaum might find with any real scrutiny of the school. Therefore, Auburn fans want to keep Finebaum away.

Far away.

Another Auburn fan was outraged the school allowed Finebaum on campus. He wrote, “Some guys in our section were heckling him – telling him to go home. I can’t believe, in the critical moments of the game, I had to look down and see him. He shouldn’t be allowed in the city limits, much less the stadium, much less the freaking sideline.”

And in an attempt to elevate the discourse, another Auburn fan waxed eloquent. This Auburn fan declared (in all capitals), “Auburn people do not want this scumbag at our home stadium. Is there is any way he can be banned from our games? It was terrible this guy was allowed on our campus. He has tried to destroy Auburn. What are the powers to be thinking?”

One was even more eloquent: “Auburn should not allow any of those ass clowns near the campus period!”

Why all the anger at Finebaum for asking a simple question about Auburn’s serious NCAA troubles? There is only one answer: Auburn fans are afraid. Fear is why one Auburn fan on Auburnundercover.com’s message board wanted both Finebaum and Fox Sports Thayer Evans kept away from campus.

So much for Fearless.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #2 on:** September 12, 2011, 11:54:09 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on September 12, 2011, 11:46:49 AM

The only person whose articles can fail harder than Finebaums is Shane's.

http://capstonereport.com/2011/09/12/auburn-fans-fear-paul-finebaum-bunker-wants-finebaum-banned-from-auburn-games/13625/

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Saniflush · « **Reply #3 on:** September 12, 2011, 12:07:42 PM »

Poor cancer.

JR4AU · « **Reply #4 on:** September 12, 2011, 12:13:22 PM »

Could he be a biiger douchenozzle than stooping to typical internet taunting of "aubs are skeered"?

AUChizad · « **Reply #5 on:** September 12, 2011, 04:05:32 PM »

Finebaum sooo butthurt today. Lunatic Auburn fans are completely jaded, paranoid, and delusional. Completely insane to believe that there is a hint of bias against them, especially coming from Finebaum. He defended us during Camgate!!!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #6 on:** September 12, 2011, 04:08:16 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on September 12, 2011, 04:05:32 PM

Finebaum sooo butthurt today. Lunatic Auburn fans are completely jaded, paranoid, and delusional. Completely insane to believe that there is a hint of bias against them, especially coming from Finebaum. He defended us during Camgate!!!

So..is "Camgate" over? Seems like he's the main one keeping it alive.

djsimp · « **Reply #7 on:** September 12, 2011, 04:34:21 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 12, 2011, 04:08:16 PM

Seems like he's the main one keeping it alive.

Egg Zakery! Him and his goat raping followers.

AUChizad · « **Reply #8 on:** September 12, 2011, 05:04:47 PM »

So much anger. Keeps saying that Auburn has the worst lunatic fringe in all of football.

Search for this hashtag on Twitter.

#AndFinebaumSaysAuburnFansHaveTheWorstLunaticFringeInCFB

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #9 on:** September 12, 2011, 05:08:16 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on September 12, 2011, 05:04:47 PM

So much anger. Keeps saying that Auburn has the worst lunatic fringe in all of football.

Search for this hashtag on Twitter.

#AndFinebaumSaysAuburnFansHaveTheWorstLunaticFringeInCFB

Funny. Chizik said Auburn has the greatest fans in all of college football. Hmmm...wonder who I believe?

AUChizad · « **Reply #10 on:** September 12, 2011, 05:11:51 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 12, 2011, 05:08:16 PM

Funny. Chizik said Auburn has the greatest fans in all of college football. Hmmm...wonder who I believe?

But Snaggie, he got yelled at by meanies!

I flooded my timeline with links from the "Isolated Incidents" thread with that twitter tag.

Kaos · « **Reply #11 on:** September 12, 2011, 05:25:59 PM »

It wouldn't matter if people had booed him or not. He went there to get one of two things -- first-hand view of an Auburn loss or to walk out in front of people and claim he was assaulted.

He's an assclown.

Saniflush · « **Reply #12 on:** September 13, 2011, 07:37:37 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 12, 2011, 05:25:59 PM

It wouldn't matter if people had booed him or not. He went there to get one of two things -- first-hand view of an Auburn loss or to walk out in front of people and claim he was assaulted.

Truf.

JR4AU · « **Reply #13 on:** September 13, 2011, 08:50:26 AM »

He also called Jacobs part of the "lunatic fringe" because he didn't tell those Auburn fans emailing him about cancelling his press creds to fuck off . Because Jacobs gave a pat "thanks for your interest in Auburn football" to these emails, he's part of the lunatic fringe. I guess the irony in the fact that he hosts and is ringmaster the nationally syndicated "lunatic fringe circus" every day is completely lost on him.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #14 on:** September 13, 2011, 08:55:22 AM »

Word on the skreet is that Shane Korn has somehow scored "media" credentials for the Iron Bowl this year. Hopefully he and his iron lung will be heckled worse than Pauly was last week.

Kaos · « **Reply #15 on:** September 13, 2011, 09:00:41 AM »

Nothing defines lunatic fringe any more than the crapstone report. Poorly written, rife with shallow thinking and grasping at conspiracy theory straws it is symbolic of everything that is wrong with the open forum of the Internet.

And yet his show consistently follows whatever pattern that moronic blog establishes. It's almost as if he's feeding it topics in advance.

JR4AU · « **Reply #16 on:** September 13, 2011, 09:10:26 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 13, 2011, 08:55:22 AM

Word on the skreet is that Shane Korn has somehow scored "media" credentials for the Iron Bowl this year. Hopefully he and his iron lung will be heckled worse than Pauly was last week.

Being Finebaum's brother in law helps I'm certain.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #17 on:** September 13, 2011, 09:12:21 AM »

Korn? Really?

JR4AU · « **Reply #18 on:** September 13, 2011, 09:18:39 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 13, 2011, 09:12:21 AM

Korn? Really?

Married to Paul's sister. Seems F'bomb comes from good ole trailer trash types himself.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #19 on:** September 13, 2011, 09:22:52 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 13, 2011, 09:12:21 AM

Korn? Really?

He's more of a freak on a leash.