Nashville, nice talent and no pressure to buy them high dollar drinks.
Nashville is weird because they have that law that you have to be so many feet from the stage. You have to basically throw paper airplane dollars at the strippers.
Back in the late 90s, Tampa was known as the "red light district" of Florida. Mons Venus comes to mind as one of the best... There was also a place across the street known as Odyssey 2000. The owners, talent and local laws have all changed since then.
This is why I chose this as my bachelor party destination.
We will be frequenting several of these establishments, should AWK get off his ass and get this shit finalized.
I have to give my ringing endorsement to Palomino's in Vegas. The only bottomless strip club in Vegas you can also drink at. Went for my buddy's bachelor party and it easily won its way to my favorite. All pretty good looking chicks, but it wasn't really Cheetah Club esque big fake tits types. It was full of girl-next-door types. And they were going down on eachother on stage and shit. Went into the back room with one, and all I'm sayin is, money well spent.
On another note, this summer I went to Puerto Rico with 3 other couples. One of the guys just got married a couple of weeks ago, so we decided, while drunk, that it would be a good idea to leave the ladies at the hotel bar, and have a miniature "bachelor party" for this guy.
We asked the concierge at the hotel to recommend us one. The cab driver confirmed that "Frenchy's" was a good choice. They rush us to the front of the long line of natives. Waive our cover. Once inside, a guy tells us to follow him. Walks us into a room with nothing in it but something similar to one of those things you lay on in a Dr's office. Without hesitation, the first thing out of his mouth was "Ok, it's 100 to fuck, 75 for a blow job, 50 to get jerked off."
We kind of stood there stunned. I mean, we're in Puerto Rico, so we were expecting dirty. And we figured that was probably an unwritten rule. But we didn't expect to be briefed on the pricing as the first thing we were told when we entered the door.
Considering all of us were there with our wives or fiancés, the most were willing to do is what's allowed on the books in the states. Being the only gringos in the place made us magnets, which was kind of annoying. Every couple of minutes, a big tittied Puerto Rican chick would come up, sit on your lap, whip her titties out, make you feel on them, and in broken English say "Jou like? Jou want to fuck me? Let's go fuck."
What I'm saying is, if you're single, go to a "strip club" in Puerto Rico.
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