Titty flops

[ssgaufan]

After it being mentioned in another thread, where have you been and which are the best and worst?

I have used my time in the military to visit a titty flop at each stop in my career, so here's a few of my encounters.

Hawaii, by far the best talent.
Thailand, the weirdest shit I've ever seen.
Dothan, by far the worst talent.
Ft. McClellan (this bar is now closed) best overall.
Nashville, nice talent and no pressure to buy them high dollar drinks.
I've been to many more, but they all are about the same as far as talent and service.

[MarkChand]

After it being mentioned in another thread, where have you been and which are the best and worst?

I have used my time in the military to visit a titty flop at each stop in my career, so here's a few of my encounters.

Hawaii, by far the best talent.
Thailand, the weirdest shit I've ever seen.
Dothan, by far the worst talent.
Ft. McClellan (this bar is now closed) best overall.
Nashville, nice talent and no pressure to buy them high dollar drinks.
I've been to many more, but they all are about the same as far as talent and service.

The Platinum Club aka Porky's. This was my first ever strip club experience, they allowed 18 and up. Fully nude til the day they closed. Got popped for tax evasion and narcotics violations. Ahh, the days of strippers and blow!

[Snaggletiger]

Have a feeling Sani might be weighing in on this little topic.

Haven't hit a bunch by any means but Rachel's in Orlando is always fun.  A few more down there but I can't recall the names.  My buddy and I go fishing just above Orlando every year on the St. Johns River.  Tradition dictates that we stop for a snack at Cafe Risque below Gainesville.  Pretty much a dump with nothing happening but completely nekkid women at lunch time is always just peachy to me.

Cheetah's in the ATL is still  to me.   

[ssgaufan]

The Platinum Club aka Porky's. This was my first ever strip club experience, they allowed 18 and up. Fully nude til the day they closed. Got popped for tax evasion and narcotics violations. Ahh, the days of strippers and blow!

Don't forget prostitution.

[GarMan]

Back in the late 90s, Tampa was known as the "red light district" of Florida.  Mons Venus comes to mind as one of the best...  There was also a place across the street known as Odyssey 2000.  The owners, talent and local laws have all changed since then. 

[MarkChand]

Don't forget prostitution.

those were just "Limo Rides", nothing more.....

[AUJarhead]

The weirdest one I've been to is in Weirton, WV, called "The Hurricane Club."

One of my fraternity brothers was from Pittsburgh, and he comes back for winter quarter, telling us about this club, and how there was a dancer there that "could tie her pussy lips in knots."

We didn't believe him.

So a couple of years ago, we're both out of college, and he and I plan on going to a Pittsburgh Pirates/Cardinals game at Three Rivers Stadium.  So we land on on Thursday night, and he asks me what I want to do.

"I want to see this club where the stripper can tie her lips in knots."

"That was a few years ago."

"And?"

So we drove 45 minutes to Weirton.

There was no DJ, the dancers have to put a dollar in the jukebox to select their three songs.

Among the dancers, I saw one with a bullet wound in her ass, another was pregnant, another had a tampon string hanging out (I asked her how come the strip club didn't offer sick days to take during that time of the month), and another who played the song "You have to lick it, before you stick it" and danced in front of me.

I told her I'd think about it if she would tie her pussy lips in a knot.

"Oh, the girl that does that quit about a month ago."  (my buddy felt vindicated)

"I'll give you a 20 if you give it a good try."

She tried.  I hope she kept practicing, that's probably a useful talent to have.

[ssgaufan]

The weirdest one I've been to is in Weirton, WV, called "The Hurricane Club."

One of my fraternity brothers was from Pittsburgh, and he comes back for winter quarter, telling us about this club, and how there was a dancer there that "could tie her pussy lips in knots."

We didn't believe him.

So a couple of years ago, we're both out of college, and he and I plan on going to a Pittsburgh Pirates/Cardinals game at Three Rivers Stadium.  So we land on on Thursday night, and he asks me what I want to do.

"I want to see this club where the stripper can tie her lips in knots."

"That was a few years ago."

"And?"

So we drove 45 minutes to Weirton.

There was no DJ, the dancers have to put a dollar in the jukebox to select their three songs.

Among the dancers, I saw one with a bullet wound in her ass, another was pregnant, another had a tampon string hanging out (I asked her how come the strip club didn't offer sick days to take during that time of the month), and another who played the song "You have to lick it, before you stick it" and danced in front of me.

I told her I'd think about it if she would tie her pussy lips in a knot.

"Oh, the girl that does that quit about a month ago."  (my buddy felt vindicated)

"I'll give you a 20 if you give it a good try."

She tried.  I hope she kept practicing, that's probably a useful talent to have.

Nice!  Luckily I haven't been to one in WV.

[chinook]

Back in the late 90s, Tampa was known as the "red light district" of Florida.  Mons Venus comes to mind as one of the best...  There was also a place across the street known as Odyssey 2000.  The owners, talent and local laws have all changed since then.

a belt of mine was lost at mons vensus...circa 1996.

b.t.w.  pdx has the most strip clubs...and they bare all. 

[GH2001]

The weirdest one I've been to is in Weirton, WV, called "The Hurricane Club."

One of my fraternity brothers was from Pittsburgh, and he comes back for winter quarter, telling us about this club, and how there was a dancer there that "could tie her pussy lips in knots."

We didn't believe him.

So a couple of years ago, we're both out of college, and he and I plan on going to a Pittsburgh Pirates/Cardinals game at Three Rivers Stadium.  So we land on on Thursday night, and he asks me what I want to do.

"I want to see this club where the stripper can tie her lips in knots."

"That was a few years ago."

"And?"

So we drove 45 minutes to Weirton.

There was no DJ, the dancers have to put a dollar in the jukebox to select their three songs.

Among the dancers, I saw one with a bullet wound in her ass, another was pregnant, another had a tampon string hanging out (I asked her how come the strip club didn't offer sick days to take during that time of the month), and another who played the song "You have to lick it, before you stick it" and danced in front of me.

I told her I'd think about it if she would tie her pussy lips in a knot.

"Oh, the girl that does that quit about a month ago."  (my buddy felt vindicated)

"I'll give you a 20 if you give it a good try."

She tried.  I hope she kept practicing, that's probably a useful talent to have.

I must visit this place. It sounds like the freak show at a carnival. Sickening - but for some reason I can't turn away.

[Buzz Killington]

The Platinum Club aka Porky's. This was my first ever strip club experience, they allowed 18 and up. Fully nude til the day they closed. Got popped for tax evasion and narcotics violations. Ahh, the days of strippers and blow!

Once upon a time, I lived on Hwy 21 about 2 miles from that place.  We made a couple of trips there at least.
It's not often that you find a strip club with a BYOB policy.  For a while, I thought the B stood for bottle though...go figure.

[Snaggletiger]

Many moons ago, I went to my first strip club, The Inferno Club in Columbus, GA.  Morganna the kissing bandit and her 60" fun bags were the entertainment for the evening.  We get there early for a seat up close because she'd put your head between those puppies and shake back and forth so they'd whop you in the ears.  Good times.  The first girl that came out after we got there was the hottest thing I had ever seen in my life....mainly because I was 21 and had never seen a girl dancing like that, nekkid right in front of me.  I paid a lot of attention to her

After she finished dancing, I went over to a pinball machine (Yes, real pinball..I'm old) and while I'm playing, this waitress comes over and sets a beer down for me and I said I hadn't ordered one.  She reached down and cupped my junk saying that "Serena" or "Sunshine" or some other stupid ass stage name, appreciated the attention. 

I thought this whole strip club thing might just be alright.

[GarMan]

I must visit this place. It sounds like the freak show at a carnival. Sickening - but for some reason I can't turn away.

Blondie at the Clermont Lounge comes to mind...

[GH2001]

Many moons ago, I went to my first strip club, The Inferno Club in Columbus, GA.  Morganna the kissing bandit and her 60" fun bags were the entertainment for the evening.  We get there early for a seat up close because she'd put your head between those puppies and shake back and forth so they'd whop you in the ears.  Good times.  The first girl that came out after we got there was the hottest thing I had ever seen in my life....mainly because I was 21 and had never seen a girl dancing like that, nekkid right in front of me.  I paid a lot of attention to her

After she finished dancing, I went over to a pinball machine (Yes, real pinball..I'm old) and while I'm playing, this waitress comes over and sets a beer down for me and I said I hadn't ordered one.  She reached down and cupped my junk saying that "Serena" or "Sunshine" or some other stupid ass stage name, appreciated the attention. 

I thought this whole strip club thing might just be alright.

While in Columbus did you ever hit up the Petticoat Junction on Bellwood (now Veterans Pky)? Wow.....them girls used to make it wink for a mere buck. They would even grab a rolled up dollar bill out of your mouth, without the use of hands. Talk about cheap entertainment. We took a guy there for his 18th birthday and bought him a lap dance. I thought the guy was gonna cream his fruit of the looms.  That was probably around 1995/96. It closed about 10-12 years ago and became a porno store. Some guy named nookie or cookie or bookie owns it. Supposed to be a big Auburn fan from what I have heard.

They have really good merchandi......I mean, it appears to have really nice things looking at it from the road. Yeah, thats it.

[Buzz Killington]

The worst place I remember going to was a place called Charlie's here in the Ham.  I don't know if it is still open, but if it is I'd bet it rivals the one in WV.

Some buddies and I decided one night to go to Sammy's, and after one of them got kicked out for knocking one of the dancer's drinks over; one of the guys said "hey, I know a great place we can go."  Famous last words...

The first girl dancing that night either had the best formed beer gut I had ever seen, or she was 6 months preggers.  Still not sure which.
The second girl that came up had a fucking c-section scar that would have made Al Pacino nauseous.

On the way out, preggers girl came up from behind and kissed me.  I may have been the only one that tipped her that night, I suppose.

[Snaggletiger]

This one time, at band camp....me and a co-worker were at a convention in the ATL.  We hit Cheetah's at lunch.  Very few patrons in there but the same amount of dancers. Nekkid hoo-ha's everywhere.  My friend takes a liking to one particular girl and I did the same with a long legged, hot blonde.  After their set, they both came out and joined us.  Turns out the blonde was a former Bama All-American safety's daughter....from Dothan...went to school with the wife's sister.  The other girl was the mysterious fiance from out of town that was marrying my buddy's best friend. 

Small world and there were quite a lot of "You didn't see me here's" coming from all 4 of us. 

[AU_Tiger_2000]

The worst place I remember going to was a place called Charlie's here in the Ham.  I don't know if it is still open, but if it is I'd bet it rivals the one in WV.

Some buddies and I decided one night to go to Sammy's, and after one of them got kicked out for knocking one of the dancer's drinks over; one of the guys said "hey, I know a great place we can go."  Famous last words...

The first girl dancing that night either had the best formed beer gut I had ever seen, or she was 6 months preggers.  Still not sure which.
The second girl that came up had a fudgeing c-section scar that would have made Al Pacino nauseous.

On the way out, preggers girl came up from behind and kissed me.  I may have been the only one that tipped her that night, I suppose.

Charlie's Go Go.  For some reason we finished up the night there at my bachelor party.  One of the dancer's came off the stage and went up to the bartender and said, "Hey, Mom!  Will you hold my money?"

[GH2001]

Charlie's Go Go.  For some reason we finished up the night there at my bachelor party.  One of the dancer's came off the stage and went up to the bartender and said, "Hey, Mom!  Will you hold my money?"

Roowwww Taghghhhhd, go #3!!!

[Buzz Killington]

Charlie's Go Go.  For some reason we finished up the night there at my bachelor party.  One of the dancer's came off the stage and went up to the bartender and said, "Hey, Mom!  Will you hold my money?"

Sounds about right.

[Saniflush]

In the States the top scale of flops there is the now defunct Pure Platinum in Memphis and then there is everything else.
Overseas the best/wildest one I ever went to was Duke's Nippa Hut in Angeles City, Philippines.  Best I recall that is the first time I saw a woman with a gorilla mask fist another woman amongst other things.