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Stalk much?
« on: September 08, 2011, 03:40:04 PM »
For you single folks, look a the EYES. If they got crazy eyes, don't encourage them.

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Dutch woman calls ex-boyfriend 65,000 times


AMSTERDAM (AP) — Dutch prosecutors are charging a 42-year-old woman with stalking after she allegedly called her ex-boyfriend 65,000 times in the past year.

The 62-year-old victim from The Hague filed a police complaint in August due to the persistent phone calls. Police arrested the suspected stalker Monday, seizing several cell phones and computers from her home in Rotterdam.

Hague prosecution spokeswoman Nicolette Stoel said Thursday the woman argued to judges at a preliminary hearing she had a relationship with the man and the number of calls she placed to him wasn't excessive. The man denied they had a relationship.

The court ordered her not to contact him again.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Stalk much?
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2011, 04:02:07 PM »
I have heard something about those peoples with the crazy eyes lately.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Vandy Vol

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Re: Stalk much?
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2011, 04:11:11 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 08, 2011, 04:02:07 PM
I have heard something about those peoples with the crazy eyes lately.

Godfather just doesn't know how to recognize a sexy set of bedroom eyes when he sees them.
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"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin

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Re: Stalk much?
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2011, 04:13:39 PM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on September 08, 2011, 04:11:11 PM
Godfather just doesn't know how to recognize a sexy set of bedroom eyes when he sees them.

Neither did the course marshall
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Stalk much?
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2011, 04:37:11 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 08, 2011, 04:13:39 PM
Neither did the course marshall

The only marshal I listen to is Fire Marshal Bill.

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Re: Stalk much?
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2011, 09:32:58 AM »
   Any of you guys watch America's Got Talent?  (Sometimes the wife controls the remote, and she scares me a little)  There's a girl on the team that dances with all the lights that has the craziest eyes I've ever seen.  She reminds me of the fish eyed guy in Mr. Deeds.  Gives me the willies every time they show her.
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Re: Stalk much?
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2011, 09:41:25 AM »
Quote from: Hogwally on September 09, 2011, 09:32:58 AM
   Any of you guys watch America's Got Talent?  (Sometimes the wife controls the remote, and she scares me a little)  There's a girl on the team that dances with all the lights that has the craziest eyes I've ever seen.  She reminds me of the fish eyed guy in Mr. Deeds.  Gives me the willies every time they show her.

Picture?  Link?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Stalk much?
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2011, 09:58:47 AM »
Quote from: Hogwally on September 09, 2011, 09:32:58 AM
   Any of you guys watch America's Got Talent?  (Sometimes the wife controls the remote, and she scares me a little)  There's a girl on the team that dances with all the lights that has the craziest eyes I've ever seen.  She reminds me of the fish eyed guy in Mr. Deeds.  Gives me the willies every time they show her.

They had a girl on from here in Dothan who danced and made it pretty far. Probably needed to spice it up a bit with a pole dance or something but she did make it to the late rounds.
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Re: Stalk much?
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2011, 10:21:21 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 09, 2011, 09:58:47 AM
They had a girl on from here in Dothan who danced and made it pretty far. Probably needed to spice it up a bit with a pole dance or something but she did make it to the late rounds.

Dothan + pole dancers = me almost getting my ass beat a few years ago.   :facepalm:
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« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2011, 10:33:03 AM »
Quote from: ssgaufan on September 09, 2011, 10:21:21 AM
Dothan + pole dancers = me almost getting my ass beat a few years ago.   :facepalm:

This pic is useless without stories.
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« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2011, 10:45:17 AM »
A few years ago I was at a conference at Ft.Rucker and we ended up going to a strip club in Dothan.  The strip club was through the back doors of what really looked like a biker bar.  The talent was lacking so I started shooting the whiskey, and before you know it I apparently slapped a stripper on the ass hard enough to leave a red hand print.  Well guess what, the bikers in the front part of the bar apparently doubled as bouncers and if it wasn't for our DD I'm fairly certain that they would've left a few red marks on my face.
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Re: Stalk much?
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2011, 10:47:49 AM »
Quote from: Hogwally on September 09, 2011, 09:32:58 AM
the wife controls the remote, and she scares me a little

Snaggle 2.0??
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Re: Stalk much?
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2011, 10:48:06 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 09, 2011, 09:41:25 AM
Picture?  Link?

   I'm not to good at teh Ebays, but hopefully this will work:



Gave me the heebie jeebies just finding it.
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Re: Stalk much?
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2011, 10:50:21 AM »
Quote from: ssgaufan on September 09, 2011, 10:45:17 AM
A few years ago I was at a conference at Ft.Rucker and we ended up going to a strip club in Dothan.  The strip club was through the back doors of what really looked like a biker bar.  The talent was lacking so I started shooting the whiskey, and before you know it I apparently slapped a stripper on the ass hard enough to leave a red hand print.  Well guess what, the bikers in the front part of the bar apparently doubled as bouncers and if it wasn't for our DD I'm fairly certain that they would've left a few red marks on my face.

As long as I've lived down here, I've never been in one of strip clubs.  However, I know enough about them to imagine they wouldn't stack up against Rachels.  Just sayin'...

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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Stalk much?
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2011, 10:59:44 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 09, 2011, 10:50:21 AM
As long as I've lived down here, I've never been in one of strip clubs.  However, I know enough about them to imagine they wouldn't stack up against Rachels.  Just sayin'...

I wish I would've known you back then, so you could've given me that little tid bit of info.
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« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2011, 11:06:17 AM »
Quote from: ssgaufan on September 09, 2011, 10:59:44 AM
I wish I would've known you back then, so you could've given me that little tid bit of info.

You know the quality of a titty bar can only be <or = to the quality of the residents for the surrounding area. 

Keep this in mind and you'll go far.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2011, 11:28:02 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 09, 2011, 11:06:17 AM
You know the quality of a titty bar can only be <or = to the quality of the residents for the surrounding area. 

Keep this in mind and you'll go far.

 :thumsup:
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