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Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!

Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
« on: September 08, 2011, 12:44:35 PM »
I realize some links are liked on message boards, but this is too damn funny not to post:
http://thetideandtiger.blogspot.com/2011/09/tide-and-tiger-presents-bammer-of-week.html
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Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2011, 12:56:31 PM »
I realize some links are liked on message boards, but this is too damn funny not to post:
http://thetideandtiger.blogspot.com/2011/09/tide-and-tiger-presents-bammer-of-week.html

Eat a dick, fucknose. 
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Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2011, 12:59:17 PM »
Why - do you wear jorts?
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Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2011, 01:00:20 PM »
Why - do you wear jorts?

I do.  But I look damn good in them.
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Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2011, 01:48:33 PM »
I do.  But I look damn good in them.

and his balls don't hang out either.
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Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2011, 01:57:58 PM »
and his balls don't hang out either.

Well, that's because he's not in possession of them.
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Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2011, 01:58:54 PM »
and his balls don't hang out either.


Well duh, jorts are so long that there's no way that.....wait, I see what you did there.
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Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2011, 02:28:06 PM »
It's obvious that this is your blog, because it's not as hilarious as you claimed.

If you're going to do that, at least copy & paste the contents of whatever you're posting so we can judge for ourselves if we want to click your link and it doesn't just come across as an obvious ploy for traffic.

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Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2011, 02:31:08 PM »
Also...you should at least start out with claims of cheap online Viagra if you want any traffic from this bunch.
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Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2011, 02:33:37 PM »
Also...you should at least start out with claims of cheap online Viagra if you want any traffic from this bunch.

Werd.  A few scantily clad models showing partial nipple would spice that ad up too. 
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Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2011, 02:34:58 PM »
Well, that's because he's not in possession of them.
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Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2011, 02:37:56 PM »
Eat a dick, fucknose.

I'm compelled to ask...what is a fucknose?
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Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2011, 02:42:04 PM »
I'm compelled to ask...what is a fucknose?

Nostrils the size of a gaping vajayjay.  Double your pleasure and all that...
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Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2011, 02:45:44 PM »
I realize some links are liked on message boards, but this is too damn funny not to post:
http://thetideandtiger.blogspot.com/2011/09/tide-and-tiger-presents-bammer-of-week.html

I know, Timmy!  Why don't you create a new account with a different screen name!  Then the grownups won't cotton to the fact that you are the douche formerly known as BigBluewhateverthefuck and you can get lotz and lotz of blog hits!!!  OMG U R sew smartz!!

Now fuck off, you dweeby little troll.

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Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2011, 02:47:29 PM »
So, are you guys saying he's not a lawyer?

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Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2011, 02:54:00 PM »
So, are you guys saying he's not a lawyer?

Are you gonna claim him?
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Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2011, 02:55:37 PM »
Are you gonna claim him?

I'm shocked and awed.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2011, 03:04:25 PM »
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« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2011, 03:09:11 PM »
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Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2011, 03:30:48 PM »
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