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There must be something in the water around here lately
« on: September 08, 2011, 02:33:34 PM »
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Domestic argument leaves man with severed leg; girlfriend charged with attempted murder
Published: Thursday, September 08, 2011, 9:27 AM     Updated: Thursday, September 08, 2011, 12:01 PM
By Carol Robinson -- The Birmingham News The Birmingham News

FORESTDALE, Alabama -- A Forestdale woman ran over her boyfriend with her car Wednesday night, severing his leg, authorities said.

Ashlee Rayne Stringer, 22, is charged with attempted murder. She is in the county jail with bond set at $60,000.

Jefferson County sheriff's deputies were called to East Bayonne Drive about 9 p.m. on a report of a pedestrian struck. There they found 31-year-old Kenner Jones on the ground and seriously injured, said Chief Deputy Randy Christian.

Jones was only able to tell deputies that he had been running from a black car. He was airlifted to UAB Hospital where he underwent surgery.

A witness alerted deputies to a car driving away from the scene, and told them this was the car that had struck Jones. Stringer was taken into custody.

Firefighters told deputies Stringer had been on the scene when they arrived. She said she was going to move her car and refused to wait for deputies to get there.

Christian said authorities believe Stringer and Jones were inside her car having an argument when Jones jumped out of the car. Stringer chased him down and ran over him, he said.

Jones is listed in critical condition. Christian said doctors weren't able to re-attach his leg.

"That's a pretty extreme amount of rage there. A ridiculous amount really," Christian said. "My guess is she would like to take it all back but it's a little too late for that."
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Re: There must be something in the water around here lately
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2011, 02:39:45 PM »
Sometimes you have to tell him twice.

Wait...I mean...
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Re: There must be something in the water around here lately
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2011, 02:55:41 PM »
Mug shot?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: There must be something in the water around here lately
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2011, 03:06:54 PM »
Mug shot?

I don't think you'll like it.  Although, I hear that Tarheel might dig it.
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Re: There must be something in the water around here lately
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2011, 03:08:56 PM »
I don't think you'll like it.  Although, I hear that Tarheel might dig it.

Must be a goat.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: There must be something in the water around here lately
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2011, 04:22:17 PM »


Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...








Biggie Smalls had a daughter?
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Re: There must be something in the water around here lately
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2011, 04:37:29 PM »
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...








Biggie Smalls had a daughter?

She loves it when you call her Big Momma
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Re: There must be something in the water around here lately
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2011, 04:54:19 PM »
That's my old hood Adamsville/Forestdale raise up. We runnin' bitches over, move bitch get out the way.
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Re: There must be something in the water around here lately
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2011, 11:36:26 PM »
That's my old hood Adamsville/Forestdale raise up. We runnin' bitches over, move bitch get out the way.
Sounds like a Minor problem there
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Re: There must be something in the water around here lately
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2011, 11:45:34 PM »
Sounds like a Minority problem there

Why would you say such a thing?
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Re: There must be something in the water around here lately
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2011, 02:19:05 AM »
Sounds like a Minor problem there
Purple Tigers runnin' motherfuckers over.
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